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Lonny Bruce January 20th 05 09:58 PM

Why Neal Can't Land a Job.
 
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df9601/df960124.jpg

Just substitute "Neal" for "Paul".

Lonny

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Capt. Neal® January 20th 05 10:04 PM

Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.

CN


"Lonny Bruce" wrote in message news:dQVHd.5053$J6.4037@trnddc02...
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df9601/df960124.jpg

Just substitute "Neal" for "Paul".

Lonny

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http://sail247.com



Horvath January 21st 05 01:31 AM

On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:04:44 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.


CN



They're overpaying you.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Capt. Neal® January 21st 05 01:40 AM




"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:04:44 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.


CN



They're overpaying you.


The pay is lousy for captains in the Keys. It's usually fifty
bucks for a half-day trip and a hundred bucks for a whole
day.

CN


Capt. Neal® January 21st 05 01:42 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...



"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:04:44 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.


CN



They're overpaying you.


The pay is lousy for captains in the Keys. It's usually fifty
bucks for a half-day trip and a hundred bucks for a whole
day.

CN


And, for that they actually expect you to return with the
same number of passengers as you left with.

CN


Scott Vernon January 21st 05 02:06 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.



You gonna teach them how to dive?




Capt. Neal® January 21st 05 02:17 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.



You gonna teach them how to dive?


No, it's just snorkeling. Maybe they can free dive a little
ways but only a few go down. Most just swim along the
surface and look down.

CN


Lady Pilot January 21st 05 03:03 PM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Scott Vernon" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.



You gonna teach them how to dive?


No, it's just snorkeling. Maybe they can free dive a little
ways but only a few go down. Most just swim along the
surface and look down.


Nice bait! Here I was thinking you didn't like to fish...

LP lol



Horvath January 21st 05 10:48 PM

On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:40:39 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


They're overpaying you.


The pay is lousy for captains in the Keys. It's usually fifty
bucks for a half-day trip and a hundred bucks for a whole
day.



And you have to dance naked for that.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Capt. Neal® January 22nd 05 12:01 AM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:tR8Id.945$A_.417@okepread03...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Scott Vernon" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.


You gonna teach them how to dive?


No, it's just snorkeling. Maybe they can free dive a little
ways but only a few go down. Most just swim along the
surface and look down.


Nice bait! Here I was thinking you didn't like to fish...

LP lol


I was expecting to catch a BB fish with that one. :-)

CN


Horvath January 22nd 05 12:07 AM

On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 11:56:22 GMT, wrote
this crap:

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.

They're overpaying you.


It gives him access to underage girls.

BB



And their cookies.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


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