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Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 04:18 AM

How to Pray for a President
 
From: http://www.intouch.org/intouch/site....%2F2 0%2F2005

How to Pray for a President
DEUTERONOMY 17:14-20

As Christians, we have a responsibility to pray for those in authority-fathers,
pastors, and all kinds of leaders. However, we must say more than "God, please
bless the President" or "Lord, help the pastor to preach a good sermon."
In order to pray effectively for the President, we must pray specifically,
namely, that he will . . .

1. Realize his personal sinfulness and daily need of God's cleansing power.
2. Recognize his personal inadequacy for the task and therefore depend
upon the Lord.
3. Reject all counsel that violates spiritual principles and then trust God to
validate him.
4. Resist pressure from individuals or special interest groups that would have
him act in violation of his conscience.
5. Work at reversing our country's trends toward socialism and humanism, both
of which dethrone the Lord and deify man.
6. Be ready to forsake his political career and personal ambition for the best
interest of the nation.
7. Rely upon the Word of God as his source of strength and key to success.
8. Be used to bring dignity, honor, trustworthiness, and righteousness to the
office of the presidency.
9. Be a good example to the fathers and sons of the nation.
10. Be reminded daily that he is accountable to Almighty God for his
attitudes, actions, and motivations while serving in office.

Joe January 19th 05 02:37 PM

Sounds more like a Bob Crap in his pantz Crantz post.
Please try to keep you sock puppets in order.

Joe


Bob Crantz January 19th 05 08:00 PM

Have any good conversation with that wooden dummy?

Does it have a knothole on the backside?

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Sounds more like a Bob Crap in his pantz Crantz post.
Please try to keep you sock puppets in order.

Joe




Joe January 19th 05 08:02 PM

Why you getting a woody?


Capt.American January 19th 05 09:52 PM


Joe wrote:
Sounds more like a Bob Crap in his pantz Crantz post.
Please try to keep you sock puppets in order.

Joe



Joe the good Capt is just trying to encourage the heathens to pray for
our great leader. I just printed out 50 copies of Capt. Neal post to
bring to Washington with me. I'm heading out to DC here in about an
hour for the Presidential Inauguration & a couple of the after hours
balls. I plan to dance with both Jenna & Barbara in my new Red White
and Blue custom made Tony Lama cowboy boots. As a fellow Texas of your
president you should be grateful that Capt. Neal is so concerned. If I
get a chance to say hey to W, I'll tell him you said hello.
Capt. American


DSK January 19th 05 10:11 PM

Capt.American wrote:
.... I plan to dance with both Jenna & Barbara in my new Red White
and Blue custom made Tony Lama cowboy boots.


I'm glad to see you have much respect for your country's flag that you
want to walk on it.

DSK


Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 10:26 PM



You should talk, PUTZ!

Every other post you make, you show your hatred of this
great country of ours. You should go live somewhere
else for a while and then you'd change your unpatriotic
tune.

CN


"DSK" wrote in message .. .
Capt.American wrote:
.... I plan to dance with both Jenna & Barbara in my new Red White
and Blue custom made Tony Lama cowboy boots.


I'm glad to see you have much respect for your country's flag that you
want to walk on it.

DSK


DSK January 19th 05 10:37 PM

Crap'n Neal® wrote:
You should talk, PUTZ!


Is this "talking"?

Every other post you make, you show your hatred of this
great country of ours. You should go live somewhere else for a while and
then you'd change your unpatriotic
tune.


First of all, unlike you and unlike our President and Vice President, I
put my life on the line for this country. Since you are simply coasting
on the sacrifices of others, it might be nice if you were a bit more
humble and appreciative.

When others have physically demonstrated their patriotism, your
name-calling just shows your own cowardice & stupidity.

Secondly, again unlike you, I have been to many different countries
around the world. This is still a fine country and I don't think that
President Bush & Cheney can completely ruin it in their remaining four
years, although they certainly have made a running start.

DSK


Joe January 19th 05 10:41 PM


Capt.American wrote:
Joe wrote:
Sounds more like a Bob Crap in his pantz Crantz post.
Please try to keep you sock puppets in order.

Joe



Joe the good Capt is just trying to encourage the heathens to pray

for
our great leader. I just printed out 50 copies of Capt. Neal post to
bring to Washington with me. I'm heading out to DC here in about an
hour for the Presidential Inauguration & a couple of the after hours
balls. I plan to dance with both Jenna & Barbara in my new Red White
and Blue custom made Tony Lama cowboy boots. As a fellow Texas of

your
president you should be grateful that Capt. Neal is so concerned. If

I
get a chance to say hey to W, I'll tell him you said hello.
Capt. American



Well Howdy Capt A.

Your right, It's just that bob Crap in his pantz sermons are like
fingers running down a chalk board.

Anyway have fun in DC. That Jenna is Hot, if you can get a kiss from
her I hear she likes to toungeg. We do not call that Frenching
anymore!

BTW Tony makes some good boots, I've got a couple of pairs, but my
favorate are my Vincente Fox custom alligators he made me out of a
gator I killed on the ICW, they fit great. It was an honor to watch him
work.

Anyhow Have fun!

Joe


Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 10:54 PM


Real men wear Lucchese's

http://www.sheplers.com/item.cfm?TID...e=01&VendorID=

Urban cowboys wear that other crap.

CN


"Joe" wrote in message oups.com...

Capt.American wrote:
Joe wrote:
Sounds more like a Bob Crap in his pantz Crantz post.
Please try to keep you sock puppets in order.

Joe



Joe the good Capt is just trying to encourage the heathens to pray

for
our great leader. I just printed out 50 copies of Capt. Neal post to
bring to Washington with me. I'm heading out to DC here in about an
hour for the Presidential Inauguration & a couple of the after hours
balls. I plan to dance with both Jenna & Barbara in my new Red White
and Blue custom made Tony Lama cowboy boots. As a fellow Texas of

your
president you should be grateful that Capt. Neal is so concerned. If

I
get a chance to say hey to W, I'll tell him you said hello.
Capt. American



Well Howdy Capt A.

Your right, It's just that bob Crap in his pantz sermons are like
fingers running down a chalk board.

Anyway have fun in DC. That Jenna is Hot, if you can get a kiss from
her I hear she likes to toungeg. We do not call that Frenching
anymore!

BTW Tony makes some good boots, I've got a couple of pairs, but my
favorate are my Vincente Fox custom alligators he made me out of a
gator I killed on the ICW, they fit great. It was an honor to watch him
work.

Anyhow Have fun!

Joe


Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 10:59 PM


"Joe" wrote in message oups.com...

BTW Tony makes some good boots, I've got a couple of pairs, but my
favorate are my Vincente Fox custom alligators he made me out of a
gator I killed on the ICW, they fit great. It was an honor to watch him
work.

Anyhow Have fun!

Joe


Garbage! Get a decent pair of boots, Joe.

The red/baby blue ones would look good on Ms. Terry.

http://www.adamleathers.com/lucbootcom20.html

CN

Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 11:25 PM

Why, those things are too short to even keep out the cowpies.
They look like something the Beatles wore.

CN


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 17:54:13 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


Real men wear Lucchese's

http://www.sheplers.com/item.cfm?TID...e=01&VendorID=

Urban cowboys wear that other crap.

CN


Bwaaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhah ahahahhaaa!
I can see you in a pair of those girly man boots Cappy.

Real men wear R M Williams boots. Tough, functional, and no prissy
bits....just like the men who wear them!
http://www.rmwilliams.com.au/home.asp


Oz1...of the 3 twins.



Joe January 19th 05 11:27 PM


Capt. Neal=AE wrote:
Real men wear Lucchese's


http://www.sheplers.com/item.cfm?TID...&Sort=3DIt e=
mRank&page=3DSale&groupCode=3D01&VendorID=3D

Urban cowboys wear that other crap.

CN


Just what does a floridian know about Cowboy boots?
The pair of boots you showed look like boots a NYer would wear, just
how the hell are you going to get your boot in a sturrip with that
rounded tip? Lucchese's boots are OK.. but they have gone the way of
Tony Lama, Mass produced. I like a hand made custom fit boot if Im
going to wear boots.=20

Joe


Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 11:35 PM

If Joe would put Ms. Terry in a pair of these Dale Evans
design Lucchese's http://www.adamleathers.com/ladlucvincla2.html
and a gingham outfit like this: http://www.asos.com/images/prods/AFCSK1014/image4xl.JPG
and take her to the Texas two-step dance hall she would melt any man's
heart.

CN


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 17:59:28 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


"Joe" wrote in message oups.com...

BTW Tony makes some good boots, I've got a couple of pairs, but my
favorate are my Vincente Fox custom alligators he made me out of a
gator I killed on the ICW, they fit great. It was an honor to watch him
work.

Anyhow Have fun!

Joe


Garbage! Get a decent pair of boots, Joe.

The red/baby blue ones would look good on Ms. Terry.

http://www.adamleathers.com/lucbootcom20.html

CN


Jesus Christ!
Do people actually wear them?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Joe January 19th 05 11:41 PM

Well I cant argue with you on that one.
Joe


Bob Crantz January 19th 05 11:45 PM

Cowboy boots are great if you don't walk in them. If you have to, stay on
nice dry pavement.

BC



"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Real men wear Lucchese's


http://www.sheplers.com/item.cfm?TID...e=01&VendorID=

Urban cowboys wear that other crap.

CN


Just what does a floridian know about Cowboy boots?
The pair of boots you showed look like boots a NYer would wear, just
how the hell are you going to get your boot in a sturrip with that
rounded tip? Lucchese's boots are OK.. but they have gone the way of
Tony Lama, Mass produced. I like a hand made custom fit boot if Im
going to wear boots.

Joe



Bob Crantz January 19th 05 11:45 PM

No, but you are pulling splinters out of yours!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Red Adair couldn't put out the flames of hell!

Amen!

Bob Crantz Amen!


"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Why you getting a woody?




Scott Vernon January 19th 05 11:55 PM

*REAL* men wear Army boots!

SV

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Real men wear Lucchese's


http://www.sheplers.com/item.cfm?TID...23&Sort=ItemRa
nk&page=Sale&groupCode=01&VendorID=

Urban cowboys wear that other crap.

CN


"Joe" wrote in message

oups.com...

Capt.American wrote:
Joe wrote:
Sounds more like a Bob Crap in his pantz Crantz post.
Please try to keep you sock puppets in order.

Joe


Joe the good Capt is just trying to encourage the heathens to

pray
for
our great leader. I just printed out 50 copies of Capt. Neal post

to
bring to Washington with me. I'm heading out to DC here in about

an
hour for the Presidential Inauguration & a couple of the after

hours
balls. I plan to dance with both Jenna & Barbara in my new Red

White
and Blue custom made Tony Lama cowboy boots. As a fellow Texas of

your
president you should be grateful that Capt. Neal is so concerned.

If
I
get a chance to say hey to W, I'll tell him you said hello.
Capt. American



Well Howdy Capt A.

Your right, It's just that bob Crap in his pantz sermons are like
fingers running down a chalk board.

Anyway have fun in DC. That Jenna is Hot, if you can get a kiss

from
her I hear she likes to toungeg. We do not call that Frenching
anymore!

BTW Tony makes some good boots, I've got a couple of pairs, but my
favorate are my Vincente Fox custom alligators he made me out of a
gator I killed on the ICW, they fit great. It was an honor to

watch him
work.

Anyhow Have fun!

Joe




Scott Vernon January 20th 05 12:10 AM

My boots say ''Caterpillar" on them.
SV

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Cowboy boots are great if you don't walk in them. If you have to,

stay on
nice dry pavement.

BC



"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Real men wear Lucchese's



http://www.sheplers.com/item.cfm?TID...23&Sort=ItemRa
nk&page=Sale&groupCode=01&VendorID=

Urban cowboys wear that other crap.

CN


Just what does a floridian know about Cowboy boots?
The pair of boots you showed look like boots a NYer would wear, just
how the hell are you going to get your boot in a sturrip with that
rounded tip? Lucchese's boots are OK.. but they have gone the way of
Tony Lama, Mass produced. I like a hand made custom fit boot if Im
going to wear boots.

Joe





Bob Crantz January 20th 05 01:13 AM

Right you are Scotty. Those are boots. Cowboy boots are pure fashion.

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
My boots say ''Caterpillar" on them.
SV

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Cowboy boots are great if you don't walk in them. If you have to,

stay on
nice dry pavement.

BC



"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Real men wear Lucchese's



http://www.sheplers.com/item.cfm?TID...23&Sort=ItemRa
nk&page=Sale&groupCode=01&VendorID=

Urban cowboys wear that other crap.

CN


Just what does a floridian know about Cowboy boots?
The pair of boots you showed look like boots a NYer would wear, just
how the hell are you going to get your boot in a sturrip with that
rounded tip? Lucchese's boots are OK.. but they have gone the way of
Tony Lama, Mass produced. I like a hand made custom fit boot if Im
going to wear boots.

Joe







John Cairns January 20th 05 01:37 AM


"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Real men wear Lucchese's


http://www.sheplers.com/item.cfm?TID...e=01&VendorID=

Urban cowboys wear that other crap.

CN


Just what does a floridian know about Cowboy boots?
The pair of boots you showed look like boots a NYer would wear, just
how the hell are you going to get your boot in a sturrip with that
rounded tip? Lucchese's boots are OK.. but they have gone the way of
Tony Lama, Mass produced. I like a hand made custom fit boot if Im
going to wear boots.

Joe

Joe, Nil is a transplanted northerner.

John Cairns



John Cairns January 20th 05 01:45 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
From:
http://www.intouch.org/intouch/site....%2F2 0%2F2005

How to Pray for a President
DEUTERONOMY 17:14-20

As Christians, we have a responsibility to pray for those in
authority-fathers,
pastors, and all kinds of leaders. However, we must say more than "God,
please
bless the President" or "Lord, help the pastor to preach a good sermon."
In order to pray effectively for the President, we must pray specifically,
namely, that he will . . .

4. Resist pressure from individuals or special interest groups that
would have

him act in violation of his conscience.
6. Be ready to forsake his political career and personal ambition for the
best
interest of the nation.
8. Be used to bring dignity, honor, trustworthiness, and righteousness to
the
office of the presidency.
9. Be a good example to the fathers and sons of the nation.
10. Be reminded daily that he is accountable to Almighty God for his
attitudes, actions, and motivations while serving in office.


Bwahhahahahahhahahahhahaha. He should have done that before he took the oath
at the start of his first term, we wouldn't be in this mess if he had. Or
maybe he wasn't praying to your god.
You are familiar with the word irony, no?

John Cairns



Joe January 20th 05 02:14 AM

Red can put out any fire he is asked to put out.

Joe


bell January 20th 05 03:50 AM

Joe wrote:
Red can put out any fire he is asked to put out.

Joe


Not any more...



Joe January 20th 05 03:58 AM

He can put out all the fires in hell if God asks him to.

Joe


Bob Crantz January 20th 05 12:27 PM

Can he put out the fire that burns in Ms Terry?

I thought only you could do that?

Q: How do you bury a Texan in a shoebox?

A: Give them an enema first.

Amen!

Bob Crantz


"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Red can put out any fire he is asked to put out.

Joe




Joe January 20th 05 04:39 PM

Yes OZ havent you heard
Cowboy Boots are in.... and FLIP FLOPS are out!

Joe


bell January 20th 05 08:42 PM

Capt. Neal® wrote:
If Joe would put Ms. Terry in a pair of these Dale Evans
design Lucchese's
http://www.adamleathers.com/ladlucvincla2.html and a gingham outfit like
this:
http://www.asos.com/images/prods/AFCSK1014/image4xl.JPG
and take her to the Texas two-step dance hall she would
melt any man's heart.


'til she opened her mouth and started babbling incoherently


CN


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 17:59:28 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

BTW Tony makes some good boots, I've got a couple of
pairs, but my favorate are my Vincente Fox custom
alligators he made me out of a gator I killed on the
ICW, they fit great. It was an honor to watch him work.

Anyhow Have fun!

Joe


Garbage! Get a decent pair of boots, Joe.

The red/baby blue ones would look good on Ms. Terry.

http://www.adamleathers.com/lucbootcom20.html

CN


Jesus Christ!
Do people actually wear them?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting
you.





Mundo January 20th 05 09:47 PM

Am I the only one that still kicks in Red Wings. I am going to have them
put some boat soles on them so I will not leave black marks on the deck.
Mundo

Scott Vernon wrote:
My boots say ''Caterpillar" on them.
SV



Bill Farina February 9th 05 11:24 PM

I believe that we need to pray for our world.

http://www.ntimc.org/newswire.php?story_id=1848

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...
From: http://www.intouch.org/intouch/site....%2F2 0%2F2005

How to Pray for a President
DEUTERONOMY 17:14-20

As Christians, we have a responsibility to pray for those in authority-fathers,
pastors, and all kinds of leaders. However, we must say more than "God, please
bless the President" or "Lord, help the pastor to preach a good sermon."
In order to pray effectively for the President, we must pray specifically,
namely, that he will . . .

1. Realize his personal sinfulness and daily need of God's cleansing power.
2. Recognize his personal inadequacy for the task and therefore depend
upon the Lord.
3. Reject all counsel that violates spiritual principles and then trust God to
validate him.
4. Resist pressure from individuals or special interest groups that would have
him act in violation of his conscience.
5. Work at reversing our country's trends toward socialism and humanism, both
of which dethrone the Lord and deify man.
6. Be ready to forsake his political career and personal ambition for the best
interest of the nation.
7. Rely upon the Word of God as his source of strength and key to success.
8. Be used to bring dignity, honor, trustworthiness, and righteousness to the
office of the presidency.
9. Be a good example to the fathers and sons of the nation.
10. Be reminded daily that he is accountable to Almighty God for his
attitudes, actions, and motivations while serving in office.


Vito February 10th 05 01:33 PM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote

As Christians, we have a responsibility to pray for those in authority....


Naw, simply ask your god to take them all to christian heavan ASAP, there to
play harps in utter boredom for eternity.




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