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Bob Crantz January 18th 05 06:16 PM


"katysails" wrote in message
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No...just Aqua Net extra hold....you use Crisco as an aphrodisiac?


No, only as a lubricant.

Amen!

BC



Scott Vernon January 18th 05 08:16 PM

great site, thanks! Uh, which one is your wife, they all look the
same from that angle.

Scotty


OzOne wrote in message
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I can give you the web address if you like...www.lesbianlovers.com.

On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 08:58:28 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote

Dunno Katy, I've seen a bunch of women get very touchy feely at a

hens
night and all it took was a little (well a lot actually) of

alcohol
:-)


Were you videotaping?


SV




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Donal January 19th 05 12:06 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...

Dunno Katy, I've seen a bunch of women get very touchy feely at a hens
night and all it took was a little (well a lot actually) of alcohol


Alcohol alone wouldn't produce this type of behaviour. I bet that there
weren't any real men around!!




Regards


Donal
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Donal January 19th 05 11:24 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 00:06:09 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message

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Dunno Katy, I've seen a bunch of women get very touchy feely at a hens
night and all it took was a little (well a lot actually) of alcohol


Alcohol alone wouldn't produce this type of behaviour. I bet that there
weren't any real men around!!


Ummm Donal, it was a hens night...a private party..I don't think any
of the ladies shaved...daily ......


When you wrote "Dunno Katy, I've **seen** a bunch of women get very touchy
feely at a hens
night and all it took was a little (well a lot actually) of alcohol", I
assumed that you had *seen* them at first hand. I now realise that I was
incorrect. Did you watch a video of the hen night?




Regards


Donal
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Scott Vernon January 19th 05 11:46 PM


OzOne wrote in message
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:24:36 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message

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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 00:06:09 -0000, "Donal"


scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message

.. .

Dunno Katy, I've seen a bunch of women get very touchy feely

at a hens
night and all it took was a little (well a lot actually) of

alcohol

Alcohol alone wouldn't produce this type of behaviour. I bet

that there
weren't any real men around!!


Ummm Donal, it was a hens night...a private party..I don't think

any
of the ladies shaved...daily ......


When you wrote "Dunno Katy, I've **seen** a bunch of women get very

touchy
feely at a hens
night and all it took was a little (well a lot actually) of

alcohol", I
assumed that you had *seen* them at first hand. I now realise that

I was
incorrect. Did you watch a video of the hen night?


No Donal, I was there, and have been at a number of these functions.



Hoo boy, he's stepping right into them.

SV



Donal January 20th 05 12:43 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:24:36 -0000, "Donal"
OzOne wrote in message

...
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 00:06:09 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:
Alcohol alone wouldn't produce this type of behaviour. I bet that

there
weren't any real men around!!


Ummm Donal, it was a hens night...a private party..I don't think any
of the ladies shaved...daily ......


When you wrote "Dunno Katy, I've **seen** a bunch of women get very

touchy
feely at a hens
night and all it took was a little (well a lot actually) of alcohol", I
assumed that you had *seen* them at first hand. I now realise that I was
incorrect. Did you watch a video of the hen night?


No Donal, I was there, and have been at a number of these functions.


Were you wearing a pink shirt?



Regards


Donal
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katysails January 20th 05 03:11 AM

You don't understand...he was the honorary man...at hen parties, it is a
great honor to be a man and be allowed to remain...OZ must be very
desirable...

"Donal" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:24:36 -0000, "Donal"
OzOne wrote in message

...
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 00:06:09 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:
Alcohol alone wouldn't produce this type of behaviour. I bet that

there
weren't any real men around!!

Ummm Donal, it was a hens night...a private party..I don't think any
of the ladies shaved...daily ......

When you wrote "Dunno Katy, I've **seen** a bunch of women get very

touchy
feely at a hens
night and all it took was a little (well a lot actually) of alcohol", I
assumed that you had *seen* them at first hand. I now realise that I
was
incorrect. Did you watch a video of the hen night?


No Donal, I was there, and have been at a number of these functions.


Were you wearing a pink shirt?



Regards


Donal
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Donal January 20th 05 11:40 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 00:43:10 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:



No Donal, I was there, and have been at a number of these functions.


Were you wearing a pink shirt?


Nope, Black.


Aren't you worried that normal women behave like lesbians when you are in
the room?


My experience would suggest that women become predatory when there are few
males around. I've been a victim of this predatory behaviour ..... and I
don't want to undergo it gain.




Regards


Donal
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Donal January 22nd 05 12:56 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 23:40:05 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:

Aren't you worried that normal women behave like lesbians when you are in
the room?


Nope, I am not so insecure.


My experience would suggest that women become predatory when there are

few
males around. I've been a victim of this predatory behaviour ..... and I
don't want to undergo it gain.


Poor baby, did those big bad women scare you?


No .... I wish that they had!

I've been married for 26 years. When I got married, I took an oath which
included the words "till death do us part". I meant what I said.

I was drunk on the night that I observed the predatory behaviour.




Regards


Donal
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Donal January 23rd 05 01:16 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 00:56:25 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:

Poor baby, did those big bad women scare you?


No .... I wish that they had!


What scared you?


Nothing. Read my answer again.

They didn't and you were a naughty little spouse?


Not quite!!!


I've been married for 26 years. When I got married, I took an oath

which
included the words "till death do us part". I meant what I said.


Yep, plenty take that oath, plenty do stay together, and plenty of
those are unfaithful because it works for them.


Hmmmm? I really don't understand the concept of a long term relationship
that is based on deceit.



I was drunk on the night that I observed the predatory behaviour.


Ahhh, I've heard that excuse before, followed ususlly by "It didn't
mean anything"


It didn't go the whole way..... I'm not proud of what happened, and I won't
put myself into a position where it could happen again.


Regards



Donal
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