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"Thom Stewart" wrote Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent whereas, when Cappy is done with sex, he has to SPEND and she collects.......money, that is. -- Scott Vernon Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_ |
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Didn't.t Know you moved ashore, Neal?? There is oh so many things you don't know ole boy! When did this happen? By the way, Crapton, a Lovseat by its very nature, can't be a recliner. Your fairy tale is flawed!! Modern love seats can and do recline. I can tell you don't visit furniture stores very often. Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent and I can remember rolling up in the comforter and falling asleep. The fire going out and a cold draft coming down the flue. Waking up shivering, closing the flue, gathering my wife up and rushing back to bed. Usually for a 2nd session. If sex is done properly both partners don't just roll over and go to sleep. Real men know women prefer to cuddle and enjoy the warmth of the afterglow for a while. This is also a good time to engage in some pillow talk and whispering sweet nothings. Sorry to have to explain this to a "Live Aboard" but it may help to improve your live aboard dreams. Say hello to the Cat (G) Bwaaaa a a a aaaha hahah a h haha h ha hahahhaha ha ah! Ole Thom, you're always good for a laugh or two. If you keep arguing about fireplaces and love seats, I can always post some pictures just to prove you wrong. CN CN |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... If sex is done properly both partners don't just roll over and go to sleep. You haven't met the right woman yet. A man(over the age of 18) falls asleep immediately after the attentions of a good woman. I've no idea what the woman does. Perhaps Katy can tell us??? Regards Donal -- |
You said "good woman" that leaves out Katy telling us
anything at all. CN "Donal" wrote in message ... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... If sex is done properly both partners don't just roll over and go to sleep. You haven't met the right woman yet. A man(over the age of 18) falls asleep immediately after the attentions of a good woman. I've no idea what the woman does. Perhaps Katy can tell us??? Regards Donal -- |
He's a poodle, dimbulb...they use the tail as a rudder whent hey swim...the
hair assists...the original poodle cut is actually functional...they cut off a lot of the coat but leave the coat on over joints and over the heart and lings so the dog can swim in frigid water...had nothing whatsoever to do with fashion...poodles actually have codred coats like Puli's or Komanors, but very few people allow them to go corded anymore...which is a relief since it's very hard to keep clean... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "katysails" wrote in message ... That's ok...I ahve two fireplaces and a man already...and a big wooly dog... You oughta shear that critter, especially that hairball on the tail. What's with that anyway? A canine Beehive? CN |
Shame on you, Thom..the poor cat...
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Didn't.t Know you moved ashore, Neal?? When did this happen? By the way, Crapton, a Lovseat by its very nature, can't be a recliner. Your fairy tale is flawed!! Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent and I can remember rolling up in the comforter and falling asleep. The fire going out and a cold draft coming down the flue. Waking up shivering, closing the flue, gathering my wife up and rushing back to bed. Usually for a 2nd session. Sorry to have to explain this to a "Live Aboard" but it may help to improve your live aboard dreams. Say hello to the Cat (G) Ole Thom |
She gets out the latest novel and reads for enjoyment...
"Donal" wrote in message ... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... If sex is done properly both partners don't just roll over and go to sleep. You haven't met the right woman yet. A man(over the age of 18) falls asleep immediately after the attentions of a good woman. I've no idea what the woman does. Perhaps Katy can tell us??? Regards Donal -- |
Are you calling me a "gold digger", my friend?
LP hahaaaa "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Thom Stewart" wrote Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent whereas, when Cappy is done with sex, he has to SPEND and she collects.......money, that is. -- Scott Vernon Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_ |
"katysails" wrote in message ... She gets out the latest novel and reads for enjoyment... You get good sex too, huh? Regards Donal -- |
Donal,
Hate like hell to interfere with a good SEX discussion but---------Bellingham temp at 5:00 PM is 28 F with wind out a the North at 9 MPH Dog and I where down the Boat. Checked and cleared drains and bilge pump. Everything seems OK. Ole Thom |
I plead the 5th....
"Donal" wrote in message ... "katysails" wrote in message ... She gets out the latest novel and reads for enjoyment... You get good sex too, huh? Regards Donal -- |
Thom...get over it...winter happens...
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Donal, Hate like hell to interfere with a good SEX discussion but---------Bellingham temp at 5:00 PM is 28 F with wind out a the North at 9 MPH Dog and I where down the Boat. Checked and cleared drains and bilge pump. Everything seems OK. Ole Thom |
Katie,
Right you are. Today it won't get out of freezing but it looks like that's it Clear and sunny (and Cold) today but High winds moving in tomorrow, followed by cloud cover and Temp back in the Fifties by the early part of next week. Should be sailing again by Mid week. Ole Thom |
It's 9F here right now....anyone wanta freeze dry anything, just send it
this way... "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Katie, Right you are. Today it won't get out of freezing but it looks like that's it Clear and sunny (and Cold) today but High winds moving in tomorrow, followed by cloud cover and Temp back in the Fifties by the early part of next week. Should be sailing again by Mid week. Ole Thom |
"katysails" wrote in message ... I plead the 5th.... Well, at least you're kind enough to wait till he's asleep before reading the book. Regards Donal -- |
"Donal" wrote Well, at least you're kind enough to wait till he's done before reading the book. uh oh, a telling post if ever there was one. SV |
I wonder just what it is she reads???
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Donal" wrote Well, at least you're kind enough to wait till he's done before reading the book. uh oh, a telling post if ever there was one. SV |
Wonder if she reads 'during'?
SV "katysails" wrote in message ... I wonder just what it is she reads??? "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Donal" wrote Well, at least you're kind enough to wait till he's done before reading the book. uh oh, a telling post if ever there was one. SV |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Wonder if she reads 'during'? Of course she doesn't! She's too busy telling me that the dining room needs decorating, and that we need a new oven, and that I have to get a new tv arial fitted ... and that I need to buy a new suit ... Regards Donal -- |
Yeah Scott,
There were times, bless her soul, when I thought I was "Cutting the Mustard. Legs over the shoulders, when I was informed that I needed a haircut and she needed new slippers Ole Thom |
"Donal" wrote: "Scott Vernon" wrote: Wonder if she reads 'during'? Of course she doesn't! She's too busy telling me that the dining room needs decorating, and that we need a new oven, and that I have to get a new tv arial fitted ... and that I need to buy a new suit ... rofl Is this a contest to see which person can come up with the funniest post this month? This one could very well be in the finals, but with Scott and Capt. Neal posting, you have much competition. LP |
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