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Bobsprit December 26th 04 02:26 PM

Well, What did you Get???
 
Well....Suzanne got a very nice Yamaha keyboard. She plays the flute, but
wanted to learn Piano to teach Thomas, so I carefully hid it from her, then set
it up next to the tree. She also got a lot of nice jewelry, two new coats and a
new pair of sailing shoes!
I got 2 SB800 nikon wireless flashes to go with my D70, a Sigma 135-400mm lens
for the camera, quite a few DVDs, a Grundig S350 radio, and quite a bit of
cash...as always.
But Thomas had the biggest haul ever!!! It was almost like a second baby shower
with so many toys, clothes and cute baby stuff...even his own website,
ThomasRobertBrody.com!!!...and even a wading pool and a set of wooden boats
that Suzanne's father carved for him. With the recent loss of my stepmother
leaving a glaring hole, Thomas kept the smiles flowing. It was a great few
days!

Hope everyone had a good holiday...What did YOU get????

Capt RB

Bobsprit December 26th 04 02:47 PM

You sockpuppet!

Capt RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well....Suzanne got a very nice Yamaha keyboard. She plays the flute, but
wanted to learn Piano to teach Thomas, so I carefully hid it from her,

then set
it up next to the tree. She also got a lot of nice jewelry, two new coats

and a
new pair of sailing shoes!
I got 2 SB800 nikon wireless flashes to go with my D70, a Sigma 135-400mm

lens
for the camera, quite a few DVDs, a Grundig S350 radio, and quite a bit

of
cash...as always.
But Thomas had the biggest haul ever!!! It was almost like a second baby

shower
with so many toys, clothes and cute baby stuff...even his own website,
ThomasRobertBrody.com!!!...and even a wading pool and a set of wooden

boats
that Suzanne's father carved for him. With the recent loss of my

stepmother
leaving a glaring hole, Thomas kept the smiles flowing. It was a great few
days!

Hope everyone had a good holiday...What did YOU get????

Capt RB




Bobsprit December 26th 04 04:17 PM

You sockpuppet!

Capt RB


Nope, I didn't get another sockpuppet.

RB

Maxprop December 26th 04 08:36 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Well....Suzanne got a very nice Yamaha keyboard. She plays the flute, but
wanted to learn Piano to teach Thomas, so I carefully hid it from her,
then set
it up next to the tree. She also got a lot of nice jewelry, two new coats
and a
new pair of sailing shoes!
I got 2 SB800 nikon wireless flashes to go with my D70, a Sigma 135-400mm
lens
for the camera, quite a few DVDs, a Grundig S350 radio, and quite a bit
of
cash...as always.
But Thomas had the biggest haul ever!!! It was almost like a second baby
shower
with so many toys, clothes and cute baby stuff...even his own website,
ThomasRobertBrody.com!!!...and even a wading pool and a set of wooden
boats
that Suzanne's father carved for him. With the recent loss of my
stepmother
leaving a glaring hole, Thomas kept the smiles flowing. It was a great few
days!

Hope everyone had a good holiday...What did YOU get????


Does it really matter? Regardless of what anyone else got, it would pale
next to the bounty you received. Am I right? Am I right?

Max



Maxprop December 27th 04 03:33 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Hope everyone had a good holiday...What did YOU get????


Does it really matter? Regardless of what anyone else got, it would pale
next to the bounty you received. Am I right? Am I right?

No, Max. You're wrong. The best "gift" I got was a card from Suzanne's
grandmother expressing her thanks for framed pics of Thomas we sent her.
Your materialistic persona goes so far as to project itself onto others.
Did
you even notice that Thomas "kept the smiles flowing?" Of course you
didn't.
You're too busy being a Grinch.


No. I'm simply well-aware of your penchant for boasting about acquiring
material possessions that exceed those of others. As for materialism, you
have no peer. Anyone, you excepted, on this NG would agree with that.

Max



Bobsprit December 27th 04 04:37 AM

I'm simply well-aware of your penchant for boasting about acquiring
material possessions that exceed those of others.

Boasting? Where, Max? You mean those ultra expensive flashes for my camera.
They're not. The baby toys? Nope.
Get over yourself, Max.
It's Xmas.

RB

Bell December 27th 04 05:29 AM

Bobsprit wrote:
Well....Suzanne got a very nice Yakamoto keyboard. She plays the
skin-flute, but wanted to learn Piano to teach Thomas, so I carefully
hid it from her under the bed, then set it up next to the tree. She also
got a
lot of cheap jewelry, two new coats of face make-up and a new pair of
worn out shoes!
I got 2 nekked flashers to go with the patio radio, and quite a bit of
bull**** crap from my family...as always.
But Thomas had the biggest haul ever!!! It was almost like the
second shower he's had in his life with so many cloths and cute baby
crap...even his own website, PoorThomasRobertBrody.com!!!...and even
a wading pool (I'll set it up tomorrow or this week sometime so I can
ice skate)
and a set of wooden coats that Suzanne's father
stold for him. With the recent loss of my diaper pale leaving a
glaring hole, Thomas kept the piles flowing. It was a messy few
days!

Hope everyone had a good holiday...What did YOU get????
I know I got more than all you losers combined...

Capt RB





Bobsprit December 27th 04 11:23 AM

and a set of wooden coats that Suzanne's father
stold for him.



What a witless sockpuppet this "bell" is.

RB

Scott Vernon December 27th 04 04:03 PM

B +



"Bell" wrote in message
...
Bobsprit wrote:
Well....Suzanne got a very nice Yakamoto keyboard. She plays the
skin-flute, but wanted to learn Piano to teach Thomas, so I

carefully
hid it from her under the bed, then set it up next to the tree.

She also
got a
lot of cheap jewelry, two new coats of face make-up and a new pair

of
worn out shoes!
I got 2 nekked flashers to go with the patio radio, and quite a

bit of
bull**** crap from my family...as always.
But Thomas had the biggest haul ever!!! It was almost like the
second shower he's had in his life with so many cloths and cute

baby
crap...even his own website, PoorThomasRobertBrody.com!!!...and

even
a wading pool (I'll set it up tomorrow or this week sometime so I

can
ice skate)
and a set of wooden coats that Suzanne's father
stold for him. With the recent loss of my diaper pale leaving a
glaring hole, Thomas kept the piles flowing. It was a messy few
days!

Hope everyone had a good holiday...What did YOU get????
I know I got more than all you losers combined...

Capt RB







Joe December 27th 04 06:10 PM

Busted?



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