Say what you want about Bobsprit but . . .
 

Say what you want about this group's premiere
subscriber and mentor, Bobsprit, but there are
NONE of you who can even come close to
Captain Bobsprit when it comes to a cockpit
full of happy and attractive women, some of
whom model underwear (meaning a perfect
little tush and nice thighs) and others are
professional athletes who are in the same
league as Anna Kournikova.

When it comes to combining boats with
babes, if you are honest, you have to
admit that Bobsprit has us all beat by
the proverbial country mile.

There must have many a sad female
face up there in New York when the
word got out that Bobsprit was getting
married.

CN

Well, I really think that if either Haggie or I had a cockpit of happy women
wearing faces like that our husbands might not be so enamored with
us....statistically, and by his own admission, a great many of those ladies
were not heterosexual...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Say what you want about this group's premiere
subscriber and mentor, Bobsprit, but there are
NONE of you who can even come close to
Captain Bobsprit when it comes to a cockpit
full of happy and attractive women, some of
whom model underwear (meaning a perfect
little tush and nice thighs) and others are
professional athletes who are in the same
league as Anna Kournikova.

When it comes to combining boats with
babes, if you are honest, you have to
admit that Bobsprit has us all beat by
the proverbial country mile.

There must have many a sad female
face up there in New York when the
word got out that Bobsprit was getting
married.

CN

The general rule is..... that opportunity to engage, is reduced by half,
for every woman on the vessel. The initial opportunity to engage may vary
from person to person......

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Well, I really think that if either Haggie or I had a cockpit of happy
women wearing faces like that our husbands might not be so enamored with
us....statistically, and by his own admission, a great many of those
ladies were not heterosexual...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Say what you want about this group's premiere
subscriber and mentor, Bobsprit, but there are
NONE of you who can even come close to
Captain Bobsprit when it comes to a cockpit
full of happy and attractive women, some of
whom model underwear (meaning a perfect
little tush and nice thighs) and others are
professional athletes who are in the same
league as Anna Kournikova.

When it comes to combining boats with
babes, if you are honest, you have to
admit that Bobsprit has us all beat by
the proverbial country mile.

There must have many a sad female
face up there in New York when the
word got out that Bobsprit was getting
married.

CN

statistically, and by his own admission, a great many of those ladies
were not heterosexual...

In all of those pics with all of those women, all but two were straight. And I
slept with them as well.

RB

wrote in message
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On 10 Dec 2004 22:26:10 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

statistically, and by his own admission, a great many of those ladies
were not heterosexual...

In all of those pics with all of those women, all but two were straight.
And I
slept with them as well.

RB

You didn't word that very well...

Like I said.... never take the easy shots... it only lends doubt to your
abilities.

CM

Katy,

Does that post really sound like Neal praising Nutsy? To me, it sounds
more like "Nutsy praising Nutsy!"

You've had Neal figured pretty close over the years, what do you think?

Ole Thom

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
Hey, I'm having a rough day. My father is making out his will, now that
his
wife died last month. He wants to be sure I get as much of his estate as
possible, but it's very tough to talk about so soon after a loved one
passes
on.

Yes... it seems to be weighing on you heavily.....

So how much will you make off with after he croaks?

CM

I try not to think about either Neal or Nutsy....when I've had the occasion
to in the past it's always resulted in having to take a few Excedrin for
migraine...

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Katy,

Does that post really sound like Neal praising Nutsy? To me, it sounds
more like "Nutsy praising Nutsy!"

You've had Neal figured pretty close over the years, what do you think?

Ole Thom

Sorry Nutsy,

I was aware of your family problem and it was thoughtless of me. Again,
I'm sorry.

Thom

Yes... it seems to be weighing on you heavily.....

So how much will you make off with after he croaks?


No need to use words like croaks. Probably around 2 million or so. Plus the PA
homes. My father is 65 and there is very little family on my side. I want
Thomas to have family so I've made it quite clear he has to stick around.
Thomas had only known his grandmother a few weeks when she died suddenly on Oct
12th from a clot at just 54. She was thin, ate right and walked 3-5 miles each
day. The holidays will be hard, but Thomas will help us all get through it in
his own special way.

RB

Thom Stewart wrote:
Sorry Nutsy,

I was aware of your family problem and it was thoughtless of me. Again,
I'm sorry.

Thom

Isn't this "death in the family...I need sympathy" thing from the BOOB (or
"Nutsy") just a replay of a troll he did about a year ago? Maybe he needs
to google himself to try and remember what he's pulled before.......

Ahhh, it's about like Deja Vu.......all over again.

How 'bout it OZone, didn't you call him on it before?

"Bobsprit"

Heh... sorry you found it offensive Bob..... death is a common discussion
at my home due to my parents ages... 81 & 92. Sure we could be all serious
a sad.... but let's face it ... it's going to happen to all of us. It's a
sad thing when it happens... but the point is to have a good time now and
not let death become the wet towel on conversation.

I insist on my parents spending everything they have or want to spend on
themselves. I don't want nor need an inheritance.

CM

I think he's on his fourth parent.....

CM

"Bell" wrote in message

Isn't this "death in the family...I need sympathy" thing from the BOOB (or
"Nutsy") just a replay of a troll he did about a year ago? Maybe he needs
to google himself to try and remember what he's pulled before.......

Ahhh, it's about like Deja Vu.......all over again.

How 'bout it OZone, didn't you call him on it before?

Sorry, I just can't keep up here. I almost remember it being a "favorite
Uncle.......", but I (unlike many here) have been wrong at least before.
;-)



Overproof wrote:
I think he's on his fourth parent.....

CM

"Bell" wrote in message

Isn't this "death in the family...I need sympathy" thing from the
BOOB (or "Nutsy") just a replay of a troll he did about a year ago?
Maybe he needs to google himself to try and remember what he's pulled
before....... Ahhh, it's about like Deja Vu.......all over again.

How 'bout it OZone, didn't you call him on it before?

I'm never wrong....

misinformed... on rare occasions

not privy to all the facts... at times

skewing the facts to elict a response.... when it suits me

But I'm never wrong... :-D

CM




"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
Sorry, I just can't keep up here. I almost remember it being a "favorite
Uncle.......", but I (unlike many here) have been wrong at least before.
;-)



Overproof wrote:
I think he's on his fourth parent.....

CM

"Bell" wrote in message

Isn't this "death in the family...I need sympathy" thing from the
BOOB (or "Nutsy") just a replay of a troll he did about a year ago?
Maybe he needs to google himself to try and remember what he's pulled
before....... Ahhh, it's about like Deja Vu.......all over again.

How 'bout it OZone, didn't you call him on it before?

Overproof wrote:
I'm never wrong....

misinformed... on rare occasions

not privy to all the facts... at times

skewing the facts to elict a response.... when it suits me

But I'm never wrong... :-D

CM

Nobody says where the finger was pointing..........
Certainly not to the Great White North where Lambs is the preferred
drink-of-the-day.



"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
Sorry, I just can't keep up here. I almost remember it being a
"favorite Uncle.......", but I (unlike many here) have been wrong at
least before. ;-)



Overproof wrote:
I think he's on his fourth parent.....

CM

"Bell" wrote in message

Isn't this "death in the family...I need sympathy" thing from the
BOOB (or "Nutsy") just a replay of a troll he did about a year ago?
Maybe he needs to google himself to try and remember what he's
pulled before....... Ahhh, it's about like Deja Vu.......all over
again. How 'bout it OZone, didn't you call him on it before?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Say what you want about this group's premiere
subscriber and mentor, Bobsprit, but there are
NONE of you who can even come close to
Captain Bobsprit when it comes to a cockpit
full of happy and attractive women, some of
whom model underwear (meaning a perfect
little tush and nice thighs) and others are
professional athletes who are in the same
league as Anna Kournikova.

When it comes to combining boats with
babes, if you are honest, you have to
admit that Bobsprit has us all beat by
the proverbial country mile.

There must have many a sad female
face up there in New York when the
word got out that Bobsprit was getting
married.

CN

You fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bwahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha

John Cairns

Sort of like some of our employees...we have a very liberal bereavement
benefit....last year we started checking up before paying bereavement
pay...two people made claims that their fathers died 2-3 times each....

"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
Thom Stewart wrote:
Sorry Nutsy,

I was aware of your family problem and it was thoughtless of me. Again,
I'm sorry.

Thom

Isn't this "death in the family...I need sympathy" thing from the BOOB (or
"Nutsy") just a replay of a troll he did about a year ago? Maybe he needs
to google himself to try and remember what he's pulled before.......

Ahhh, it's about like Deja Vu.......all over again.

How 'bout it OZone, didn't you call him on it before?

'zactly!
Ripoff=Boobspit



katysails wrote:
Sort of like some of our employees...we have a very liberal bereavement
benefit....last year we started checking up before paying bereavement
pay...two people made claims that their fathers died 2-3 times each....

"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
Thom Stewart wrote:
Sorry Nutsy,

I was aware of your family problem and it was thoughtless of me.
Again, I'm sorry.

Thom

Isn't this "death in the family...I need sympathy" thing from the
BOOB (or "Nutsy") just a replay of a troll he did about a year ago?
Maybe he needs to google himself to try and remember what he's pulled
before....... Ahhh, it's about like Deja Vu.......all over again.

How 'bout it OZone, didn't you call him on it before?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Thomas had only known his grandmother a few weeks when she died suddenly
on Oct
12th from a clot at just 54.

Your mother was only 13 when you were born???? It figures!




Regards



Donal
--

"Bell" wrote in message
.. .
'zactly!
Ripoff=Boobspit


Therefor, BBill = Ripoff

Scott Vernon wrote:
"Bell" wrote in message
.. .
'zactly!
Ripoff=Boobspit


Therefor, BBill = Ripoff

There's that possibility, too.

12th from a clot at just 54.

Your mother was only 13 when you were born???? It figures!

Thomas' grandmother was my stepmother, which is why I called her my father's
wife.

RB

Communicative Law....

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Bell" wrote in message
.. .
'zactly!
Ripoff=Boobspit


Therefor, BBill = Ripoff

The feds only want 49%

http://www.ctj.org/html/estate.htm

Pennsylvania will take 5%

http://evans-legal.com/dan/paieta.html

NY & NYC will take about about 20%

Ever think of getting a lawyer for estate planning? Otherwise you will be
shelling out 75% in taxes. Only a true fool leaves money on the table.

Gilligan


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Yes... it seems to be weighing on you heavily.....

So how much will you make off with after he croaks?


No need to use words like croaks. Probably around 2 million or so. Plus
the PA
homes. My father is 65 and there is very little family on my side. I want
Thomas to have family so I've made it quite clear he has to stick around.
Thomas had only known his grandmother a few weeks when she died suddenly
on Oct
12th from a clot at just 54. She was thin, ate right and walked 3-5 miles
each
day. The holidays will be hard, but Thomas will help us all get through it
in
his own special way.

RB

"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
The feds only want 49%

http://www.ctj.org/html/estate.htm

Pennsylvania will take 5%

http://evans-legal.com/dan/paieta.html

NY & NYC will take about about 20%

Ever think of getting a lawyer for estate planning? Otherwise you
will be
shelling out 75% in taxes. Only a true fool leaves money on the
table.


Only a true fool believes anything written by boob****.

Bobsprit wrote:

Only a true fool believes anything written by boob****.

Scotty Potti has a brain in his head.


:-)

Cheers

You mean tax attorney, not accountant. Right?


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The feds only want 49%

http://www.ctj.org/html/estate.htm

They can't take that if I'm co-signer on stocks and bonds. They can take
that
on cash and other items which are 100% his. A slick accountant is working
it
out along with provisions to protect Thomas.

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
12th from a clot at just 54.

Your mother was only 13 when you were born???? It figures!

Thomas' grandmother was my stepmother, which is why I called her my
father's
wife.

You seem to be very confident that this man is really your father. .. How
can you be so sure?




Regards


Donal
--

You mean tax attorney, not accountant. Right?

Our family accountant is a tax attorney.

RB