Boating facts of life.
 

1) if your sailboat is powered by a diesel auxiliary then your boat
reeks of diesel fuel.

2) if your sailboat has a working head and holding tank that is
used then your boat smells of rotting human waste.

3) if your sailboat is tied up to a dock then your boat has as
many cockroaches as it has bird droppings.

4) if your sailboat is north of latitude 45 then it spends half
a year or more in storage, dejected, unwanted and
useless.

5) if your sailboat is not sailed offshore then it is little more
than a wannabe sailboat.

6) if your sailboat is white then it is just another in a bunch
of plain vanilla, no imagination, run-of-the-mill, unnoticed
and uninspiring vessels.

7) if your sailboat has a French name then it is a traitorous
piece of junk.


CN

oh yawn.....still can't stand it that my boat's better than yours, can you?
get over it...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
1) if your sailboat is powered by a diesel auxiliary then your boat
reeks of diesel fuel.

2) if your sailboat has a working head and holding tank that is
used then your boat smells of rotting human waste.

3) if your sailboat is tied up to a dock then your boat has as
many cockroaches as it has bird droppings.

4) if your sailboat is north of latitude 45 then it spends half
a year or more in storage, dejected, unwanted and
useless.

5) if your sailboat is not sailed offshore then it is little more
than a wannabe sailboat.

6) if your sailboat is white then it is just another in a bunch
of plain vanilla, no imagination, run-of-the-mill, unnoticed
and uninspiring vessels.

7) if your sailboat has a French name then it is a traitorous
piece of junk.


CN

Where's my Voodoo doll?

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
oh yawn.....still can't stand it that my boat's better than yours, can you?
get over it...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
1) if your sailboat is powered by a diesel auxiliary then your boat
reeks of diesel fuel.

2) if your sailboat has a working head and holding tank that is
used then your boat smells of rotting human waste.

3) if your sailboat is tied up to a dock then your boat has as
many cockroaches as it has bird droppings.

4) if your sailboat is north of latitude 45 then it spends half
a year or more in storage, dejected, unwanted and
useless.

5) if your sailboat is not sailed offshore then it is little more
than a wannabe sailboat.

6) if your sailboat is white then it is just another in a bunch
of plain vanilla, no imagination, run-of-the-mill, unnoticed
and uninspiring vessels.

7) if your sailboat has a French name then it is a traitorous
piece of junk.


CN

On Thu, 9 Dec 2004 19:13:27 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

1) if your sailboat is powered by a diesel auxiliary then your boat
reeks of diesel fuel.

2) if your sailboat has a working head and holding tank that is
used then your boat smells of rotting human waste.

3) if your sailboat is tied up to a dock then your boat has as
many cockroaches as it has bird droppings.

4) if your sailboat is north of latitude 45 then it spends half
a year or more in storage, dejected, unwanted and
useless.

5) if your sailboat is not sailed offshore then it is little more
than a wannabe sailboat.

6) if your sailboat is white then it is just another in a bunch
of plain vanilla, no imagination, run-of-the-mill, unnoticed
and uninspiring vessels.

7) if your sailboat has a French name then it is a traitorous
piece of junk.


CN




8) If your sailboat has a broken boom, then it's junk.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

go NORTH ....

my wife and i met @ north, worked for dick deaver @ the
seal beach loft, back a while ago...in the 70's - 80's....they
make a decent product.....