Horrors of Spider Island
 

Check out my latest movie:

"Horrors of Spider Island"

Here's a real review:

Babs, a beautiful blonde bombshell with a very FULL figure (check out those
humongoid legs!), is just one of a bunch of gorgeous (?!) dancer-models who
crash land on a deserted island. When the girls aren't skinny-dipping,
cat-fighting, or dancing around the cabin, they are occasionally menaced by
their chaperone who has become a hairy-faced beast (but only in the close-up
shots!) because he got bitten by a giant spider. An amazing LAUGH RIOT of a
movie ... a true classic of euro-trash cinema. You may remember seeing
photos of this film in old issues of Famous Monsters magazine, but since the
film was never sold to TV, most of us never had a chance to see it until
Something Weird came up with this print. Now it's on DVD and you NEED to BUY
IT!!!! You will love the priceless inane dialog, the atrocious dubbing
(check out the girl with the southurn' accent!) the complete lack of
continuity, the abundance of titilation between the girls and let's not
forget that very cute bug-eyed spider. Damn fine show!!!!
The DVD has a few stripper-shorts with spiderweb themes and that gallery of
horror-explotation art w/ radio spots, but this time the MOVIE itself is the
real MAIN ATTRACTION. Don't Miss It!

Babs

Whatever... show us your tits.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Babs Johnson" wrote in message
nk.net...
Check out my latest movie:

"Horrors of Spider Island"

Here's a real review:

Babs, a beautiful blonde bombshell with a very FULL figure (check out
those
humongoid legs!), is just one of a bunch of gorgeous (?!) dancer-models
who
crash land on a deserted island. When the girls aren't skinny-dipping,
cat-fighting, or dancing around the cabin, they are occasionally menaced
by
their chaperone who has become a hairy-faced beast (but only in the
close-up
shots!) because he got bitten by a giant spider. An amazing LAUGH RIOT of
a
movie ... a true classic of euro-trash cinema. You may remember seeing
photos of this film in old issues of Famous Monsters magazine, but since
the
film was never sold to TV, most of us never had a chance to see it until
Something Weird came up with this print. Now it's on DVD and you NEED to
BUY
IT!!!! You will love the priceless inane dialog, the atrocious dubbing
(check out the girl with the southurn' accent!) the complete lack of
continuity, the abundance of titilation between the girls and let's not
forget that very cute bug-eyed spider. Damn fine show!!!!
The DVD has a few stripper-shorts with spiderweb themes and that gallery
of
horror-explotation art w/ radio spots, but this time the MOVIE itself is
the
real MAIN ATTRACTION. Don't Miss It!

Babs

Was BS the producer?

"Babs Johnson" wrote in message
nk.net...
Check out my latest movie:

"Horrors of Spider Island"

Here's a real review:

Babs, a beautiful blonde bombshell with a very FULL figure (check out
those
humongoid legs!), is just one of a bunch of gorgeous (?!) dancer-models
who
crash land on a deserted island. When the girls aren't skinny-dipping,
cat-fighting, or dancing around the cabin, they are occasionally menaced
by
their chaperone who has become a hairy-faced beast (but only in the
close-up
shots!) because he got bitten by a giant spider. An amazing LAUGH RIOT of
a
movie ... a true classic of euro-trash cinema. You may remember seeing
photos of this film in old issues of Famous Monsters magazine, but since
the
film was never sold to TV, most of us never had a chance to see it until
Something Weird came up with this print. Now it's on DVD and you NEED to
BUY
IT!!!! You will love the priceless inane dialog, the atrocious dubbing
(check out the girl with the southurn' accent!) the complete lack of
continuity, the abundance of titilation between the girls and let's not
forget that very cute bug-eyed spider. Damn fine show!!!!
The DVD has a few stripper-shorts with spiderweb themes and that gallery
of
horror-explotation art w/ radio spots, but this time the MOVIE itself is
the
real MAIN ATTRACTION. Don't Miss It!

Babs

On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 21:57:26 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Whatever... show us your tits.


You won't like it, Jon-boy. She's female.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 21:57:26 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Whatever... show us your tits.


I won't like it. She's female.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!