On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 14:37:46 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:



Yugo? I'm driving a 2005 Chrysler Town and Country.

Poor *******!


What's wrong? It gets better milage than my limo.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

380???

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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What kind of Harley do you have.

I own a 1975 Suzuki 380 that will probably do the
quarter mile faster than your Milwaukee iron.

CN
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 20:50:49 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

I could sell one of my Harleys and buy three boats better than
his.

And use the other Harley for the anchor. That's all it's good
for.


Harley's make terrible anchors. They drag along the bottom.
Japanese
bikes make better anchors, they bite.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 17:07:58 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 14:08:50 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You could sell a harley and buy a better boat than you have right
now...


But that's because I have a harley that's worth over 100 grand.



Ack ack ack ack, ack ack ack ack, ACK ACK ACK ACK!


Are you cackling again?

Don't. A good friend sold an old HD that'd been cluttering up his garage
for $100,000 and could have got more had he not been so surprised at the
$100K offer.

"Vito" wrote in message ...
"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 17:07:58 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 14:08:50 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You could sell a harley and buy a better boat than you have right
now...


But that's because I have a harley that's worth over 100 grand.



Ack ack ack ack, ack ack ack ack, ACK ACK ACK ACK!


Are you cackling again?

Don't. A good friend sold an old HD that'd been cluttering up his garage
for $100,000 and could have got more had he not been so surprised at the
$100K offer.


You must think everybody is stupid. Just because you believe some
retarded urban legend does not lend any credibility to it.

There is no old Harley sitting around gathering dust in somebody's
garage that is in such demand that's it's worth 100 large.
(Unless it's one that Marlin Brando used to ride.)

CN

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it. I've
collected many a title drag racing arrogant Harley
assholes.


CN


wrote in message ...
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 08:29:41 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

380???


The Seidelmann of motorcycles. You should get one! Handles like a
brick with wheels.

BB

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
What kind of Harley do you have.

I own a 1975 Suzuki 380 that will probably do the
quarter mile faster than your Milwaukee iron.

CN
I invite you to join the discussion at:
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/altwe_love_CaptNeal



"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 20:50:49 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

I could sell one of my Harleys and buy three boats better than
his.

And use the other Harley for the anchor. That's all it's good
for.


Harley's make terrible anchors. They drag along the bottom.
Japanese
bikes make better anchors, they bite.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote
"Vito" wrote Don't. A good friend sold an old HD
that'd been cluttering up his garage
for $100,000 and could have got more had he not been so surprised at the
$100K offer.


You must think everybody is stupid. Just because you believe some
retarded urban legend does not lend any credibility to it.

No, I'm simply disappointed in you. Reminds me of a NeoCon - denys Santa
but believes in Jesus.

There is no old Harley sitting around gathering dust in somebody's
garage that is in such demand that's it's worth 100 large.
(Unless it's one that Marlin Brando used to ride.)

Sorry Neal but I knew both the seller and the bike very well. The former was
featured with another friend in one of the early Easy Rider videos riding
Harley JDs with Flexi Hacks from LA to Sturgis and back unescorted. The bike
was an 8-valve H-D twin built circa 1917 for board track racing (Ya I now,
Honda invented 4v/cyl last month). JD's gone now and I don't know who has
the bike but you could call Willy G Davidson at the Harley plant to verify
the story. And if there was one ..... (c: BTW Brando rode a Triumph in
"The Movie" - made about Wino, JD & friends and dassa fact too.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.

Jeeze what a dog! Why *wifes* TZ125 made 45 HP at 14,000 on pump gas and
handled too. Any good TZ250 twin makes over 80. You otta be getting over
150 on nitro.

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it.

Talk about fat and ugly! That GT380 weighs twice what a racer should and can
out-ugly a wart hog.

Racing a H-D is stupid, even more stupid than a GT380. One needs the right
tool for a job. If you wanna get 1/4 mile fast buy a dragster. If you wanna
get around a road course fast buy a formula 1 or 2 bike. If you wanna win at
flat track get a Harley dirt bike. If you wanna go coast to coast fast get a
Gold Wing or a Ducati. If yo wanna get laid alot get a Harley.

Capt. Neal® wrote:

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it. I've
collected many a title drag racing arrogant Harley
assholes.


Properly tuned that should develop 100 hp.

Cheers

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:16:17 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it. I've
collected many a title drag racing arrogant Harley


Not from me, you won't.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 10:36:08 -0500, "Vito" wrote
this crap:

But that's because I have a harley that's worth over 100 grand.


Don't. A good friend sold an old HD that'd been cluttering up his garage
for $100,000 and could have got more had he not been so surprised at the
$100K offer.


I had an offer of $67,000 about seven years ago. I'm just guessing at
what it's worth today.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:16:17 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it. I've
collected many a title drag racing arrogant Harley asshole


Not from me, you won't.






You just admitted you're an asshole.

CN

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:11:16 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


Don't. A good friend sold an old HD that'd been cluttering up his garage
for $100,000 and could have got more had he not been so surprised at the
$100K offer.


You must think everybody is stupid. Just because you believe some
retarded urban legend does not lend any credibility to it.

There is no old Harley sitting around gathering dust in somebody's
garage that is in such demand that's it's worth 100 large.
(Unless it's one that Marlin Brando used to ride.)


You'd be suprised. I know where there's a garage full of old Harleys,
just gathering dust.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Hahahahaha... finally a good one.

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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:16:17 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it. I've
collected many a title drag racing arrogant Harley asshole


Not from me, you won't.






You just admitted you're an asshole.

CN

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 23:24:59 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it. I've
collected many a title drag racing arrogant Harley asshole


Not from me, you won't.

You just admitted you're an asshole.


Not as much as you.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 20:32:56 -0800, "Jon-boy Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hahahahaha... finally a gay one.


Please take your gay comments out of the Harley threads, Jon-boy.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Wheelie bar, struts in place of rear shocks and lowered, extended
and widened, box chrome moly swing arm, compressed air assisted
shifting, six inch wide drag slick . . . Get the picture?

CN


wrote in message ...
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:16:17 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote:

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.


Please tell us about the frame and suspension mods. A GT380 putting out 80
horsepower could not do the quarter mile in under 10 seconds with a stock frame
and suspension. You would go off the side of the track.

get set... GO!

BB

I have put it back to stock. Sold all the drag racing
stuff years ago. The GT380 itself now looks like
it just came off the showroom floor. I've recently
gotten it out of storage and am riding it from time
to time.

I can take a pic and post it but all you will see
is a stocker. Maybe I can find an old pic or two
of it in drag racing trim but I certainly won't
look too hard just to satisfy a weenie like you.

CN


wrote in message ...
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 08:44:41 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


. . . Get the picture?


No. Why don't you post it! Make sure we can see a yellow Crapanado in
the background, or a mauve cushion nearby.

BUSTED!

BB

CN


wrote in message ...
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:16:17 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote:

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.


Please tell us about the frame and suspension mods. A GT380 putting out 80
horsepower could not do the quarter mile in under 10 seconds with a stock frame
and suspension. You would go off the side of the track.

get set... GO!

BB

wrote

Speedway is pretty wild, but the REAL crazies were the ice racers.

For sure. Used to be a track in Long Beach Ca. The old Boozefighters loved
Speedway and "Short Track" and a few even got invited to Europe. Never seen
ice except on TV but hope to rectumfry that some day.

Idiot, the offer was for your double-wide trailer,
the lot in the trailer park and the garage and contents.

http://www.sheltersofamerica.com/products.php?id=4



CN

"Horvath" wrote in message ...

I had an offer of $67,000 about seven years ago. I'm just guessing at
what it's worth today.

"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 16:51:56 -0500, "Vito" said:

Reminds me of a NeoCon - denys Santa
but believes in Jesus.

Since "NeoCon" seems to have become you favorite pejorative buzzword of
late, perhaps you should learn a bit about its connotation. I rather like
Howard Crystal's definition--"'Con' as in conservative; 'Neo' as in
Jewish."

Needless to say, your statement above is a bit off the mark.

No, Mr Crystal is "a bit off them mark." Ronnie Reagan was argueably the
first NeoCon: a social ultraconservative who spent like a liberal and
believed that we could borrow ourselves rich. Neither he nor the Bushs who
followed him are Jewish even though Christian NeoCons seem to believe that
"God" created and blessed the USA so it could defend and support Israel.

I suppose NeoCon has beome my favorite perjorative, but for excellent
reasons.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote
Too much nitrous and you twist the crankshaft
..... Not only that but you can burn holes
through the tops of the pistons.

Like NAV said "properly tuned". If you're twisting cranks and holing
pistons it isn't. Remember Honda used to *detune* their 400cc F1 bikes down
to 150-200HP so somebody could ride them, and thats without nitro.

"Horvath" wrote
Capt. Neal® wrote this crap:

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it. I've
collected many a title drag racing arrogant Harley


Not from me, you won't.

Reminds me of a cartoon. Ricerocket pulls up beside a H-D and a few words
are exchanged. Ricer's pretty passenger dismounts. Both gun their motors and
when the passenger waves the ricer is off like a flash! H-D doesn't budge.
H-D rider turns to pretty girl and says "your place or mine?" Last frame
shows them off for a nice ride.

You're a fag Horass. You keep bring it up again and again. Get a life you
fat ****.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 20:32:56 -0800, "Jon-boy Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hahahahaha... finally a gay one.


Please take your gay comments out of the Harley threads, Jon-boy.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

You're a liar... nothing new.

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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I have put it back to stock. Sold all the drag racing
stuff years ago. The GT380 itself now looks like
it just came off the showroom floor. I've recently
gotten it out of storage and am riding it from time
to time.

I can take a pic and post it but all you will see
is a stocker. Maybe I can find an old pic or two
of it in drag racing trim but I certainly won't
look too hard just to satisfy a weenie like you.

CN


wrote in message
...
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 08:44:41 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


. . . Get the picture?


No. Why don't you post it! Make sure we can see a yellow Crapanado in
the background, or a mauve cushion nearby.

BUSTED!

BB

CN


wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:16:17 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.


Please tell us about the frame and suspension mods. A GT380 putting
out 80
horsepower could not do the quarter mile in under 10 seconds with a
stock frame
and suspension. You would go off the side of the track.

get set... GO!

BB

"Vito" wrote in message ...
"Capt. Neal®" wrote
Too much nitrous and you twist the crankshaft
..... Not only that but you can burn holes
through the tops of the pistons.

Like NAV said "properly tuned". If you're twisting cranks and holing
pistons it isn't. Remember Honda used to *detune* their 400cc F1 bikes down
to 150-200HP so somebody could ride them, and thats without nitro.


It's obvious neither of you know your bikes.

Even suggesting a homemade drag racer be tuned like a
factory, one-of, half a million dollar in R&D, road racing
machine with a usable powerband all of 500 rpm wide and
an 18-speed tranny shows how little either of you understand
drag racing where it's all about useable horsepower and
torque from a couple thousand rpm up to the redline.

Put one of those factory road racers on the strip and
a Gold Wing misfiring on one cylinder would do the
quarter mile faster.

Keep in mind that I did not use a turbo or super charger.
My drag racer was normally aspirated. This limits how
much nitrous can be realistically intaken and compressed
in the cylinder. Blown and injected machines were in another
class altogether. (And quite a bit faster!)

I hope this helps straighten out your lack of understanding
of drag racing and motorcycles in general.

CN

On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 08:44:41 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


Wheelie bar, struts in place of rear shocks and lowered, extended
and widened, box chrome moly swing arm, compressed air assisted
shifting, six inch wide drag slick . . . Get the picture?



Yeah. You wasted a thousand dollars worth of crap on a $500 POS bike.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 09:02:36 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

I have put it back to stock. Sold all the drag racing
stuff years ago. The GT380 itself now looks like
it just came off the showroom floor. I've recently
gotten it out of storage and am riding it from time
to time.

I can take a pic and post it but all you will see
is a stocker. Maybe I can find an old pic or two
of it in drag racing trim but I certainly won't
look too hard just to satisfy a weenie like you.


Sounds like a story, to me. "It USED to be a drag bike, but I
converted it back to showroom."





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 15:09:08 GMT, wrote
this crap:


Earlier in this same thread, you spoke of it as being modified in the
present tense. I still say you are BUSTED. You have a rusty Schwinn or
Columbia with fat tires and a basket on the front. The only
performance mod is the pink handgrips with custom chiffon streamers.


And the little bell that goes, "ching ching."

(I always wanted one of those.)





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Hey, be nice. I like my scooter just fine. We've traveled
lots of miles together with nary a problem. She turns
more heads today than the new, fancy Harleys and
you'd better believe it. People walk right by the
Harleys because they are so ubiquitous and
comment on what nice shape my ride is in.

CN


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 08:44:41 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


Wheelie bar, struts in place of rear shocks and lowered, extended
and widened, box chrome moly swing arm, compressed air assisted
shifting, six inch wide drag slick . . . Get the picture?



Yeah. You wasted a thousand dollars worth of crap on a $500 POS bike.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Ever heard of a sleeper? It only LOOKS showroom
stock. It still runs like a scalded dog. 40mph at
the redline in first gear, 60mph in second and
she's got six all told.

CN


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 09:02:36 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

I have put it back to stock. Sold all the drag racing
stuff years ago. The GT380 itself now looks like
it just came off the showroom floor. I've recently
gotten it out of storage and am riding it from time
to time.

I can take a pic and post it but all you will see
is a stocker. Maybe I can find an old pic or two
of it in drag racing trim but I certainly won't
look too hard just to satisfy a weenie like you.


Sounds like a story, to me. "It USED to be a drag bike, but I
converted it back to showroom."





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

and that would be because it has the torque of a rubber band

gf.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Ever heard of a sleeper? It only LOOKS showroom
stock. It still runs like a scalded dog. 40mph at
the redline in first gear, 60mph in second and
she's got six all told.

CN


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 09:02:36 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

I have put it back to stock. Sold all the drag racing
stuff years ago. The GT380 itself now looks like
it just came off the showroom floor. I've recently
gotten it out of storage and am riding it from time
to time.

I can take a pic and post it but all you will see
is a stocker. Maybe I can find an old pic or two
of it in drag racing trim but I certainly won't
look too hard just to satisfy a weenie like you.


Sounds like a story, to me. "It USED to be a drag bike, but I
converted it back to showroom."





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Neal is completely full of ****. He's about to pop... be warned.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 09:02:36 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

I have put it back to stock. Sold all the drag racing
stuff years ago. The GT380 itself now looks like
it just came off the showroom floor. I've recently
gotten it out of storage and am riding it from time
to time.

I can take a pic and post it but all you will see
is a stocker. Maybe I can find an old pic or two
of it in drag racing trim but I certainly won't
look too hard just to satisfy a weenie like you.


Sounds like a story, to me. "It USED to be a drag bike, but I
converted it back to showroom."





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

the voice of experience.......eh ganz.

gf.



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Neal is completely full of ****. He's about to pop... be warned.

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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Neal is completely full. He's about to pop...thank god, my hand is
getting tired..

Jo na th an Gay nzy

Now, that's hilarious! Good one Scotty!

CN

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Neal is completely full. He's about to pop...thank god, my hand is
getting tired..

Jo na th an Gay nzy

On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 20:49:38 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Ever heard of a sleeper? It only LOOKS showroom
stock. It still runs like a scalded dog. 40mph at
the redline in first gear, 60mph in second and
she's got six all told.

You are so ****ing pathetic. I've never seen such a loser. My Harley
does 55 in first gear. It makes it easy to get on the expressway.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 20:45:55 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Hey, be nice. I like my scooter just fine. We've traveled
lots of miles together with nary a problem. She turns
more heads today than the new, fancy Harleys and
you'd better believe it. People walk right by the
Harleys because they are so ubiquitous and
comment on what nice shape my ride is in.


They see your pathetic POS and try to make you feel good.


It's kinda like when you tell an ugly chick, "You don't sweat much,
for a fat chick."




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Horvath" wrote

You are so ****ing pathetic. I've never seen such a loser. My
Harley
does 55 in first gear. It makes 75 in top gear on the expressway.