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Cam December 4th 04 02:47 PM

Why Neal has no Legacy
 
Bobsprit wrote:
When Neal is gone there will be nothing left behind. His sad little boat will
probably be ground up. He leaves no art, or writings behind of note. He has no
friends and was incapable of starting a family or having children. Neal is
jealous of me. He's jealous of the beautiful wife I sail with.
And now, more than anything...he's jealous of this...

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sendbaby2.jpg

And he should be!

Capt RB


What are y'all doing about that rash in front of his left ear?


(the 'sprit will say that it's a shadow but there's flaking and dry skin)



Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 03:45 PM

Done a DNA test on him yet?

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...

When Neal is gone there will be nothing left behind. His sad little boat will
probably be ground up. He leaves no art, or writings behind of note. He has no
friends and was incapable of starting a family or having children. Neal is
jealous of me. He's jealous of the beautiful wife I sail with.
And now, more than anything...he's jealous of this...

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sendbaby2.jpg

And he should be!

Capt RB


Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 03:55 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...

Neal is
jealous of me. He's jealous of the beautiful wife I sail with.


Shame on you. Whose wife are you sailing with?

CN

Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 03:59 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...

[neal is] incapable of starting a family or having children.


You can have children? Hermaphrodite?

CN

Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 04:01 PM




"Cam" wrote in message .. .

What are y'all doing about that rash in front of his left ear?


That's a birthmark. His real daddy has one just like it.

CN

Bobsprit December 4th 04 06:50 PM

(the 'sprit will say that it's a shadow but there's flaking and dry skin)


Well, with a nurse in the house, I think we have a leg up on such things. It's
dried lotion. We put it on him after a bath. He hasn't had a diaper rash,
cholic and sleeps at night. He's a treasure!

Capt RB

Scott Vernon December 4th 04 07:07 PM


"Bob**** the big fat LOSER" wrote ...
Well, with a nurse in the house, I think we have a leg up on such

things. It's
dried lotion. We put it on him after a bath. He hasn't had a diaper

rash,
cholic and sleeps at night. He's a treasure!



Then you should bury him on an island.





Jonathan Ganz December 4th 04 08:00 PM

Cute kid. Do NOT let him near this ng.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

When Neal is gone there will be nothing left behind. His sad little boat
will
probably be ground up. He leaves no art, or writings behind of note. He
has no
friends and was incapable of starting a family or having children. Neal is
jealous of me. He's jealous of the beautiful wife I sail with.
And now, more than anything...he's jealous of this...

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sendbaby2.jpg

And he should be!

Capt RB




Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 08:32 PM


wrote in message ...
Probably not a rash at all, but then, you can't tell your right from your left,
either. You must have taken navigation lessons on Kneel's tyro website.

BB


I beg your pardon!!!

CN

Donal December 5th 04 12:19 AM


"Cam" wrote in message
.. .
Bobsprit wrote:
When Neal is gone there will be nothing left behind. His sad little boat

will
probably be ground up. He leaves no art, or writings behind of note. He

has no
friends and was incapable of starting a family or having children. Neal

is
jealous of me. He's jealous of the beautiful wife I sail with.
And now, more than anything...he's jealous of this...

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sendbaby2.jpg

And he should be!

Capt RB


What are y'all doing about that rash in front of his left ear?


Dammit!! You must have one of them fancy new 'puters.

My screen only shows his right ear!!!!!



Regards

Donal
--




Martin Baxter December 6th 04 06:31 PM

Bobsprit wrote:

Cute kid, where'd you rent him?

Cheers
marty


Michael December 7th 04 03:31 AM

Hmmmmm then I wonder why every time his name was mentioned during the
hiatus the mere reading of those words struck fear into the hearts of the
wannabes? Those who protested mightily and far too much. Face it. When it
comes to stirring the pot Neal is the sole Master and does more in one
sentence from that dock bound Corny-a-dough than allt he rest of the
pretenders put together. Even a long absence failed to quell their shaking
boots and not just on this forum. I noted on some others that Knobspit was
driven to ranting on a Nikon Camera site at the unfairness of it all.

Now as it happens I'm off once again to help bring the unbearable light of
truth, justice and the American way to egg sucking dog liberals (thank you
Black Avenger for the paraphrase). While I'm gone the good Captain will
hold sway as the Coors Light Brigade will continue their useless, futile,
redundant attempts! Neal to the right of them, Neal to the other Right of
them (never to the left ofcourse) Neal...you have the helm. The rest of
you remember...there's only ONE Elvis and there's only ONE Captain Neal.

The reason Neal has no Legacy. Neal IS a legacy!

M.

and soon return again to a land of the two party system (Republicans and
Libertarians) where the sound of laughter rings throughout the land.

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHHahahahahahahahaha










"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

When Neal is gone there will be nothing left behind. His sad little boat

will
probably be ground up. He leaves no art, or writings behind of note. He

has no
friends and was incapable of starting a family or having children. Neal is
jealous of me. He's jealous of the beautiful wife I sail with.
And now, more than anything...he's jealous of this...

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sendbaby2.jpg

And he should be!

Capt RB





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