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Horvath November 24th 04 12:12 AM

It's good to be the king
 
Here's a pic of my brother accepting the club chanpionship award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/CC_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of your truly accepting an award.

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/OS_JB3.jpg

Here's a pic of my other brother accepting an award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...Spring_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of my brother accepting yet another award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...ClassOA_JB.JPG

Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

DSK November 24th 04 12:52 AM

Horvath wrote:
Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.


If you are claiming to be "club champion" then how come your flag says
3RD on it?

DSK


Nav November 24th 04 01:14 AM



DSK wrote:
Horvath wrote:

Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.



If you are claiming to be "club champion" then how come your flag says
3RD on it?


They made a mistake at the printers. The U got turned into an HI

Cheers


Gilligan November 24th 04 02:23 AM

I'd rather get last place in a marathon than first place sitting on a boat
cushion.

Gilligan

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
Here's a pic of my brother accepting the club chanpionship award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/CC_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of your truly accepting an award.

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/OS_JB3.jpg

Here's a pic of my other brother accepting an award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...Spring_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of my brother accepting yet another award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...ClassOA_JB.JPG

Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Jonathan Ganz November 24th 04 02:46 AM

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
Here's a pic of my brother accepting the club chanpionship award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/CC_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of your truly accepting an award.

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/OS_JB3.jpg

Here's a pic of my other brother accepting an award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...Spring_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of my brother accepting yet another award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...ClassOA_JB.JPG

Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.


All of your relatives have tits! .. mostly the men.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Horvath November 24th 04 11:52 AM

On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 19:52:43 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.


If you are claiming to be "club champion" then how come your flag says
3RD on it?



I guess you didn't see the OTHER THREE flags that we got.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath November 24th 04 11:53 AM

On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 02:23:09 GMT, "Gilligan"
wrote this crap:

I'd rather get last place in a marathon than first place sitting on a boat
cushion.



Don't worry. You'll always be last place in our book.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath November 24th 04 11:55 AM

On 23 Nov 2004 18:46:07 -0800, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.


All of your relatives have tits! .. mostly the men.



You have to gay up everything, don't you?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

DSK November 24th 04 12:05 PM

Horvath wrote:
I guess you didn't see the OTHER THREE flags that we got.


No, why would I take the time to look? You obviously have low esteem,
which would be a problem except for the fact that you've earned it. You
also are overweight and should do something about your blood pressure.

DSK


Vito November 24th 04 02:09 PM

"Horvath" wrote
Sucks to be you.


Jeeze Horvath I sorry your life has so little meaning that you must seize on
so paltry an accomplishment to stoke your starved ego then -worse- denigrate
others who have accomplished far greater things.

Congratulations on your award but leave out the spite. It is unseamly in a
winner ....



Martin Baxter November 24th 04 05:54 PM

Horvath wrote:

Here's a pic of your truly accepting an award.

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/OS_JB3.jpg


You took third in a fleet of three and you're bragging about it?

Cheers
Marty


Jonathan Ganz November 24th 04 06:07 PM

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 19:52:43 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.


If you are claiming to be "club champion" then how come your flag says
3RD on it?



I guess you didn't see the OTHER THREE fags that we got.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


Your brother is also gay?



Jonathan Ganz November 24th 04 06:08 PM

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 23 Nov 2004 18:46:07 -0800, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.


All of your relatives have tits! .. mostly the men.








Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Horvath November 24th 04 11:15 PM

On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 07:05:04 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
I guess you didn't see the OTHER THREE flags that we got.


No, why would I take the time to look? You obviously have low esteem,
which would be a problem except for the fact that you've earned it. You
also are overweight and should do something about your blood pressure.


You obviously didn't see my picture, and my blood pressure is perfect.
At my last doctor's visit, it was 120/65.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath November 24th 04 11:18 PM

On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 09:09:46 -0500, "Vito" wrote
this crap:

"Horvath" wrote
Sucks to be you.


Jeeze Horvath I sorry your life has so little meaning that you must seize on
so paltry an accomplishment to stoke your starved ego then -worse- denigrate
others who have accomplished far greater things.



Perhaps you don't know that my yacht club is known for it's yacht
racing. To be a champion among champions is a real accomplishment,
and something you will never know.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath November 24th 04 11:19 PM

On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 12:54:20 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote this crap:

Horvath wrote:

Here's a pic of your truly accepting an award.

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/OS_JB3.jpg


You took third in a fleet of three and you're bragging about it?


You didn't see the other three flags?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

DSK November 24th 04 11:51 PM

Horvath wrote:
Perhaps you don't know that my yacht club is known for it's yacht
racing.


Among whom?

How many national one design championships have members of your club won
in the past five years? If it's less than ten, try harder. PHRF racing
is for guys who don't like to put their beer down when they tack.

BTW if that's really you in the photo, you show signs of high blood
pressure and you're definitely overweight... but then so are the
majority of Americans these days, so that makes it good, right?


... To be a champion among champions is a real accomplishment,
and something you will never know.


Didn't your mommy love you? I mean, she had obvious reasons not to, but
still...

DSK


Horvath November 25th 04 02:42 AM

On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:51:12 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
Perhaps you don't know that my yacht club is known for it's yacht
racing.


Among whom?


Everyone.

How many national one design championships have members of your club won
in the past five years?


I'd have to check. We have a former national laser champion, and many
NOOD champions, and many of our racers have won the Port Huron to Mack
race in their class. My brother was in our team which won the San
Deigo to Ensenada race. (He's the heavy one holding a blue flag.)
During the winter our members compete in races all over the world.


BTW if that's really you in the photo, you show signs of high blood
pressure and you're definitely overweight...


I'm the one holding the yellow flag. I'm certainly not overweight.
I'm 6' and 175lbs. My blood pressure is 120/65.


It's to bad you have to put down those that are better than you.


... To be a champion among champions is a real accomplishment,
and something you will never know.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Jonathan Ganz November 25th 04 02:47 AM

Yeah, but I bet he told you to lose the tits.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 07:05:04 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
I guess you didn't see the OTHER THREE flags that we got.


No, why would I take the time to look? You obviously have low esteem,
which would be a problem except for the fact that you've earned it. You
also are overweight and should do something about your blood pressure.


You obviously didn't see my picture, and my blood pressure is perfect.
At my last doctor's visit, it was 120/65.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Jonathan Ganz November 25th 04 02:48 AM

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 12:54:20 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote this crap:

Horvath wrote:

Here's a pic of your truly accepting an award.

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/OS_JB3.jpg


You took third in a fleet of three and you're bragging about it?


You didn't see the other three fags?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Jonathan Ganz November 25th 04 02:52 AM

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:51:12 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
Perhaps you don't know that my yacht club is known for it's yacht
racing.


Among whom?


Everyone who is gay

How many national one design championships have members of your club won
in the past five years?


I'd have to check. We have a former national laser champion, and many


which means zero...

I'm the one holding the yellow fag. I'm certainly not overweight.
I'm 6' and 175lbs. My blood pressure is 120/65.


Horass... if you have tits and you're a guy, you're overweight.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




DSK November 25th 04 03:18 AM


How many national one design championships have members of your club won
in the past five years?


Horvath wrote:
I'd have to check. We have a former national laser champion, and many
NOOD champions, and many of our racers have won the Port Huron to Mack
race in their class.


Well, that's not bad, but why crow about it? They're all in other
classes, right? If a jerk like you can win in your class, it can't be
very competitive.


... My brother was in our team which won the San
Deigo to Ensenada race.


And?

... (He's the heavy one holding a blue flag.)


Obesity runs in the family, then?

During the winter our members compete in races all over the world.


So? I've raced all over the world myself.


BTW if that's really you in the photo, you show signs of high blood
pressure and you're definitely overweight...



I'm the one holding the yellow flag. I'm certainly not overweight.
I'm 6' and 175lbs.


You're puffing your cheeks out from joy?

... My blood pressure is 120/65.


When?


It's to bad you have to put down those that are better than you.


Why do you think so?

DSK






Joe November 25th 04 03:22 AM

Horvath wrote in message . ..
Here's a pic of my brother accepting the club chanpionship award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/CC_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of your truly accepting an award.

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/OS_JB3.jpg

Here's a pic of my other brother accepting an award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...Spring_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of my brother accepting yet another award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...ClassOA_JB.JPG

Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.


Owwwwwwooooooo Ahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa Wow Geeee wiz ohhhhhh man he's cool.

Joe








Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


Horvath November 25th 04 06:03 AM

On 24 Nov 2004 19:22:48 -0800, (Joe) wrote
this crap:


Owwwwwwooooooo Ahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa Wow Geeee wiz ohhhhhh man he's cool.



Well thank you. That's a high compliment coming from a dumbass like
you.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Martin Baxter November 25th 04 12:16 PM

Horvath wrote:

You took third in a fleet of three and you're bragging about it?



You didn't see the other three flags?


Not any being held by you.

Cheers
Marty


Scott Vernon November 25th 04 03:28 PM

Congrats, Horvy. Ganz will be upset that you hid your chest in the
photo.

SV


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
Here's a pic of my brother accepting the club chanpionship award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/CC_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of your truly accepting an award.

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/OS_JB3.jpg

Here's a pic of my other brother accepting an award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...Spring_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of my brother accepting yet another award


http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...ClassOA_JB.JPG

Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Jonathan Ganz November 25th 04 06:50 PM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Congrats, Horvy. But, I'm upset that you hid your chest in the
photo.

SV


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
Here's a pic of my brother accepting the club chanpionship award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/CC_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of your truly accepting an award.

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...tos/OS_JB3.jpg

Here's a pic of my other brother accepting an award

http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...Spring_JB1.jpg

Here's a pic of my brother accepting yet another award


http://www.ncyc.net/newNCYC/RR/04/Aw...ClassOA_JB.JPG

Most of you guys can barely sail, much less win a race. You guys
can't even comprehend what a club championship means. Sucks to be
you.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!






Gilligan November 26th 04 04:58 PM


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:51:12 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:


I'm the one holding the yellow flag. I'm certainly not overweight.
I'm 6' and 175lbs.


Did you have to strain to hold the flag? I think Ganz could beat you in arm
wrestling.

Gilligan



Jonathan Ganz November 26th 04 06:16 PM

I would never beat someone so defenseless has Horass.

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www.sailnow.com

"Gilligan" wrote in message
k.net...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:51:12 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:


I'm the one holding the yellow flag. I'm certainly not overweight.
I'm 6' and 175lbs.


Did you have to strain to hold the flag? I think Ganz could beat you in
arm
wrestling.

Gilligan





Capt. Mooron November 26th 04 09:15 PM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

I would never beat someone so defenseless has Horass.


Of course not.... I'm certain he does not meet your criteria of
effeminacy.... play it safe and keep your insults targeted to the women
folk, eh Ganzy!?

You disgusting piece of flotsam....

CM



Capt. Neal® November 26th 04 09:20 PM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

You disgusting piece of flotsam....

CM


You must be talking about one Jonathan Edward Gaynz.

A good description, I'd say. Thank the Lord I don't read
his pitiful attempts at getting attention anymore unless
I happen to come across one second hand.

The good thing is even second hand is easy to delete.

CN

Jonathan Ganz November 27th 04 03:10 AM

You're the jetsom for sure. You're a wimp boy and a drunk. So what else is
knew.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

I would never beat someone so defenseless has Horass.


Of course not.... I'm certain he does not meet your criteria of
effeminacy.... play it safe and keep your insults targeted to the women
folk, eh Ganzy!?

You disgusting piece of flotsam....

CM




Jonathan Ganz November 27th 04 03:11 AM

He's talking about you Nelly. A confirmed faggot who tortures his cat and
can't get laid.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

You disgusting piece of flotsam....

CM


You must be talking about one Jonathan Edward Gaynz.

A good description, I'd say. Thank the Lord I don't read
his pitiful attempts at getting attention anymore unless
I happen to come across one second hand.

The good thing is even second hand is easy to delete.

CN




Cam November 27th 04 07:11 PM

Horvath wrote:
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:51:12 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
Perhaps you don't know that my yacht club is known for it's yacht
racing.


Among whom?


Everyone.

How many national one design championships have members of your club won
in the past five years?


I'd have to check.



We have a former national laser champion, and many


Name please? Let's see if I know him/her. I've sailed a Laser a time or two...



NOOD champions, and many of our racers have won the Port Huron to Mack
race in their class.


Any of them have names? I've sailed on AC Yachts (no not in competition.....see
how the facts can be distorted?) and Whitbread boats, too.

My brother was in our team which won the San
Deigo to Ensenada race. (He's the heavy one holding a blue flag.)
During the winter our members compete in races all over the world.


BTW if that's really you in the photo, you show signs of high blood
pressure and you're definitely overweight...


I'm the one holding the yellow flag. I'm certainly not overweight.
I'm 6' and 175lbs. My blood pressure is 120/65.


It's to bad you have to put down those that are better than you.


... To be a champion among champions is a real accomplishment,
and something you will never know.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!





Horvath November 28th 04 11:27 PM

On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 14:11:16 -0500, "Cam" wrote this
crap:

We have a former national laser champion, and many


Name please? Let's see if I know him/her. I've sailed a Laser a time or two...



His name is Kretz.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Cam November 29th 04 01:56 AM

Horvath came upfor air and sputtered:
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 14:11:16 -0500, "Cam" wrote this
crap:

We have a former national laser champion, and many


Name please? Let's see if I know him/her. I've sailed a Laser a time or
two...



His name is Kretz.


Name's not familiar.

Former *US* National Champion?
North American National Champion?
Canadian National Champion?
Mexican National Champion?

Which "National Champion"? (maybe that's why I never heard the name...European,
maybe? German?)

Which year?

I'm supposed to call Dick Tillman (You do know that name, don't you?) next week
anyway. I'll ask him if he's heard of the NCYC sailor that's also a Laser
National Champion.
It's interesting to find where all the ex-champs are sailing nowdays.
What class was Mr/Ms Kratz sailing in when you whipped his/hes so badly?







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