The Real Neal
 

I can certify that the good Capt. Neal has returned. In fact, you can prove
it to yourself. Has the current Capt Neal ever made any misstatements? No.
Did the old one ever? No. Few people are correct 99.999999% of the time, so
as you can see, it is the good Capt himself.

Welcome back Capt Neal! Is your old PO Box address still good? I have a
Barry Goldwater t shirt and bumper sticker to send to you.

Gilligan

Gilligan! Good to see your post. Yes, the PO Box remains the same.

Barry Goldwater was a great American. Thanks in advance for the
T-shirt and bumper sticker. I will wear it proudly and display the
bumper sticker. Monday I can wear Goldwater and Tuesday I can
wear my "I -heart- Halliburton" t-shirt, Wednesday it can be the
Caribbean Club shirt (Would you like one for Christmas?), Thursday
I can wear my all Gods creatures have a place (on my Barbeque)
t-shirt and Friday it's usually the Impeach Clinton t.

CN



"Gilligan" wrote in message . net...
I can certify that the good Capt. Neal has returned. In fact, you can prove
it to yourself. Has the current Capt Neal ever made any misstatements? No.
Did the old one ever? No. Few people are correct 99.999999% of the time, so
as you can see, it is the good Capt himself.

Welcome back Capt Neal! Is your old PO Box address still good? I have a
Barry Goldwater t shirt and bumper sticker to send to you.

Gilligan

So, how does it feel to have a colostomy bag?

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=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
Gilligan! Good to see your post. Yes, the PO Box remains the same.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Few, if any, of your posts are worth reading - so paranoid, schizophrenic,
anal retentive and just plain stupid. In the future I think I shall
simply ignore them. This is what the majority of other subscribers do
I suspect.

CN


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
So, how does it feel to have a colostomy bag?

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=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
Gilligan! Good to see your post. Yes, the PO Box remains the same.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Jonathan,

If you can act like a decent, caring human being for a period of ten days
I'll also send you a Goldwater bumper sticker. Is it a deal?

http://www.cafepress.com/sartwell/365372

Gilligan

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
So, how does it feel to have a colostomy bag?

In article ,
=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
Gilligan! Good to see your post. Yes, the PO Box remains the same.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
Few, if any, of your posts are worth reading - so paranoid, schizophrenic,
anal retentive and just plain stupid. In the future I think I shall
simply ignore them. This is what the majority of other subscribers do
I suspect.

Well, we all have to do what we all have to do. I was just asking
after your health. If you don't want to say in public, feel free to
email me.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article .net,
Gilligan wrote:
Jonathan,

If you can act like a decent, caring human being for a period of ten days
I'll also send you a Goldwater bumper sticker. Is it a deal?

http://www.cafepress.com/sartwell/365372

I would be happy to right after Neal does. I don't think it's
possible, however.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

If you can act like a decent, caring human being for a period of ten days
I'll also send you a Goldwater bumper sticker. Is it a deal?


Hey! What about me??? Bring enough for everyone or forget it!

RB

Robert,

What would you do with a Goldwater bumpersticker?

I'll send you one if you can name ten good things about Barry Goldwater.
Remember, these stickers are coveted and hence, very valuable. In fact, if
you can write a short essay, three paragraphs on why Goldwater would have
been a great president I'll send you a t shirt.

The good Capt Neal gets a t shirt and bumper sticker automatically because
he is a real Conservative, a humanitarian and a genuine nice guy. I don't
understand why more people appreciate him for his candor and insight.

The good Capt should peruse this website:

http://www.neo-tech.com/neotech/discovery/index.html

It provides enrichment far beyond the wisdom contained in parts of the
Unabomber Manifesto. Really.

Gilligan


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
If you can act like a decent, caring human being for a period of ten days
I'll also send you a Goldwater bumper sticker. Is it a deal?


Hey! What about me??? Bring enough for everyone or forget it!

RB

I'll send you one if you can name ten good things about Barry Goldwater.

Excelled in business before entering politics.
Treated employees better than most companies did at the time.
Was an early insurance pioneer.
Made brigadier general in service.
Opposed the new deal.
Won battle against mental illness.
Voted against McCarthy;s censure.
Supported Nixon
Voiced that he would launch a nuclear attack in Nam.
Accomplished author.
Supported reagan.

That's more than 10. Are you a man of your word?

RB

You forgot that he was a crazed gearhead, who had a Jag XKE customised by Chuck
Barris, with an interior that looked like a jet fighter cockpit. Dials, gauges
and switches all over the place.

Hey, I'm no Goldwater fan, but I asnwered Gilligan and now, if he's a "man"
he'll send me a bumper sticker or T Shirt.

RB

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Bobsprit wrote:

You forgot that he was a crazed gearhead, who had a Jag XKE customised by Chuck
Barris, with an interior that looked like a jet fighter cockpit. Dials, gauges
and switches all over the place.

Hey, I'm no Goldwater fan, but I asnwered Gilligan and now, if he's a "man"
he'll send me a bumper sticker or T Shirt.

I'm waiting for my bumpersticker also. I'm trying to be nice for 10
days, so I'm only calling Joe and Horass faggots and wimps once a day.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

He hated Nixon, called him a liar and was the man who told him it was time
to resign.

You forgot accomplished pilot, photographer, supporter of state's rights to
name a few.

A bumper sticker for you! Do you have a P.O. Box?

Gilligan

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I'll send you one if you can name ten good things about Barry
Goldwater.

Excelled in business before entering politics.
Treated employees better than most companies did at the time.
Was an early insurance pioneer.
Made brigadier general in service.
Opposed the new deal.
Won battle against mental illness.
Voted against McCarthy;s censure.
Supported Nixon
Voiced that he would launch a nuclear attack in Nam.
Accomplished author.
Supported reagan.

That's more than 10. Are you a man of your word?

RB

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
and display the
bumper sticker.


Where?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
and display the
bumper sticker.


Scott Vernon wrote:
Where?


You don't want to know.

DSK