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Bobsprit November 16th 04 01:04 AM

Neal's Sail Report
 
We're waiting....

RB

Capt. Neal® November 16th 04 01:10 AM

Keep waiting.

Sock puppets don't waste their time allowing those who can
only live vicariously to live vicariously with those who sail and
sail as a way of life.

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
We're waiting....

RB


Bobsprit November 16th 04 11:25 AM

Keep waiting.

Sock puppets don't waste their time allowing those


Exactly.

RB

Bobsprit November 16th 04 06:04 PM


http://captneal.homestead.com/

An imposter can't update the Captain Neal homepage!


Right. We'll see what happens.

RB

Capt. Neal® November 16th 04 06:23 PM

Why should I bother catering to losers?

I'm back and I know I'm back and, after all, that's
what matters most to me. What you little pretenders
think is none of my concern.

I have, however, spent some time this summer sanding
and painting my fine yacht. I've done everything from
rubbing strake up including the cockpit. Perhaps I
shall take some pics of my fine work and make a new
page showing the professional job. I've even applied
gold leaf tape and have added fine gold leaf
"Coronado Yachts" plates. (At considerable cost to
have custom made, I might add.)

Right now, I'm on a temporary Wi-Fi connection that
expires tomorrow but I can buy more time in the
future if I care too. I do intend to update my site
in the near future as it will be convenient to do so
with this fast Wi-Fi connection now available in
the anchorage. It's called the Beacon Wi-Fi network
and is going in at Marinas all along the coast.

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...mark2393734902

CN


wrote in message ...
On 16 Nov 2004 11:25:48 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

Keep waiting.

Sock puppets don't waste their time allowing those


Exactly.

RB


This imitation Captain Neal could prove he was the real deal very
easily. All he has to do is change the "last updated" date on the
opening page of his website, or add a message saying he's back from
his "cruise".

http://captneal.homestead.com/

An imposter can't update the Captain Neal homepage!

BB


Capt. Neal® November 16th 04 06:40 PM

BB,

I thought it over and yours is a reasonable suggestion.

Therefore, I have added an update to the following page

http://captneal.homestead.com/Captain.html

Now maybe Booby will shut his fat yap!

CN


wrote in message ...
On 16 Nov 2004 11:25:48 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

Keep waiting.

Sock puppets don't waste their time allowing those


Exactly.

RB


This imitation Captain Neal could prove he was the real deal very
easily. All he has to do is change the "last updated" date on the
opening page of his website, or add a message saying he's back from
his "cruise".

http://captneal.homestead.com/

An imposter can't update the Captain Neal homepage!

BB


Capt. Neal® November 16th 04 06:54 PM

Better hit the refresh button!

CN

wrote in message ...
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:40:45 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

BB,

I thought it over and yours is a reasonable suggestion.

Therefore, I have added an update to the following page

http://captneal.homestead.com/Captain.html

Now maybe Booby will shut his fat yap!

CN


That page says it was last updated on May 6, 2003. Nothing on it has
changed since then, (I looked at it just before posting my challenge)
and the real Neal is much too fastidious to overlook changing that
date when updating the page. I even mentioned the date in particular,
and it still didn't change.

B - U - S - T - E - D


BB





wrote in message ...
On 16 Nov 2004 11:25:48 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

Keep waiting.

Sock puppets don't waste their time allowing those


Exactly.

RB

This imitation Captain Neal could prove he was the real deal very
easily. All he has to do is change the "last updated" date on the
opening page of his website, or add a message saying he's back from
his "cruise".

http://captneal.homestead.com/

An imposter can't update the Captain Neal homepage!

BB




Jonathan Ganz November 16th 04 08:15 PM

Because you're full of ****. Go away sockpuppet.

In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
Why should I bother catering to losers?


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Capt. Neal® November 16th 04 09:28 PM

Good to see you're still alive and kicking. I noticed you still have Internet Opera
stuff on the web.

CN


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
Thanks for the reality check! Welcome back!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Better hit the refresh button!

CN



--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm



Flying Tadpole November 16th 04 09:30 PM

Thanks for the reality check! Welcome back!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Better hit the refresh button!

CN



--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm

Capt. Mooron November 16th 04 09:56 PM

WELCOME BACK!

Capt. Mooron
S.V. Overproof

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
BB,

I thought it over and yours is a reasonable suggestion.

Therefore, I have added an update to the following page

http://captneal.homestead.com/Captain.html

Now maybe Booby will shut his fat yap!

CN


wrote in message
...
On 16 Nov 2004 11:25:48 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

Keep waiting.

Sock puppets don't waste their time allowing those


Exactly.

RB


This imitation Captain Neal could prove he was the real deal very
easily. All he has to do is change the "last updated" date on the
opening page of his website, or add a message saying he's back from
his "cruise".

http://captneal.homestead.com/

An imposter can't update the Captain Neal homepage!

BB




Bobsprit November 16th 04 10:26 PM

I have, however, spent some time this summer sanding
and painting my fine yacht.


Oh, another minor mod, or did you remove her from the water??!!!

Bwahahaha Busted again.

RB

Capt. Neal® November 16th 04 10:36 PM

Thanks, for I am the one, the only, the original.

I may be off and on the Internet, probably more off than on. I'd
rather be cruising.

Thinking of buying a year of this Wi-Fi service. It's only 29 bucks a
month with a year contract. I need to check if they are able to suspend
it when I go off cruising. I'd balk at paying for months of something
I could not use. Since they are doing it at marinas maybe they have
some latitude with respect to this since there are many transients who
would also balk at paying for a year of service while they could use
it only from time to time.

I'll telephone them in a day or two and see what options they offer.
It's way too expensive to pay by the month.

http://www.beaconwifi.com/frame.htm

CN




wrote in message ...
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:28:40 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote:

Good to see you're still alive and kicking. I noticed you still have Internet Opera
stuff on the web.

CN


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
Thanks for the reality check! Welcome back!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Better hit the refresh button!

CN


Looks like Tadpole and Moron both thought you were a phoney, too!

Welcome back.

BB




--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm




Capt. Neal® November 16th 04 10:38 PM

I downloaded and saved everything on the music download site.

Is there someplace I can get the whole shooting match?

CN




"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
Thanks for the reality check! Welcome back!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Better hit the refresh button!

CN



--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm



Jonathan Ganz November 16th 04 10:57 PM

In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
I'll telephone them in a day or two and see what options they offer.
It's way too expensive to pay by the month.

http://www.beaconwifi.com/frame.htm


Yeah, with all your millions saved, I can see how you'd say that.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Wally November 16th 04 11:35 PM

Capt. Neal® wrote:

Therefore, I have added an update to the following page

http://captneal.homestead.com/Captain.html


Welcome back, Neal. Gonna post some cruise photos?


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Jonathan Ganz November 16th 04 11:37 PM

In article ,
Wally wrote:
Capt. Neal® wrote:

Therefore, I have added an update to the following page

http://captneal.homestead.com/Captain.html


Welcome back, Neal. Gonna post some cruise photos?


Wally, it's cruel to tease someone who's recovering from colon
cancer.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Capt. Neal® November 16th 04 11:43 PM


"Wally" wrote in message ...
Capt. Neal® wrote:

Therefore, I have added an update to the following page

http://captneal.homestead.com/Captain.html


Welcome back, Neal. Gonna post some cruise photos?



Thanks.

No cruise photos to post as I didn't take any. My digital camera broke down
and I wanted to wait to buy a new one here in the States where they are
cheap as dirt. I have a hard time with cameras and photos. I have almost
a photographic mind and recalling places and seascapes is just as good
or better than looking at some tiny photo it seems to me.

CN


Jonathan Ganz November 17th 04 12:49 AM

In article ,
=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
No cruise photos to post as I didn't take any. My digital camera broke down
and I wanted to wait to buy a new one here in the States where they are
cheap as dirt. I have a hard time with cameras and photos. I have almost
a photographic mind and recalling places and seascapes is just as good
or better than looking at some tiny photo it seems to me.


My guess is that you can't buy cameras in prison.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


SAIL LOCO November 17th 04 12:58 AM

Don't bother with Wi-Fi. Just motor away again.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

Flying Tadpole November 17th 04 01:01 AM

I'll shunt the current to your Post Office box.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

I downloaded and saved everything on the music download site.

Is there someplace I can get the whole shooting match?

CN

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
Thanks for the reality check! Welcome back!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Better hit the refresh button!

CN



--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm

Jonathan Ganz November 17th 04 01:11 AM

In article ,
SAIL LOCO wrote:
Don't bother with Wi-Fi. Just motor away again.


He rides a bike loco.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Capt. Neal® November 17th 04 02:39 AM

I appreciate it and I thank you. I just love listening to Catfish Row but
I have yet to hear Katysails sing anything. I bet she has a sweet little
voice.

CN



"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
I'll shunt the current to your Post Office box.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

I downloaded and saved everything on the music download site.

Is there someplace I can get the whole shooting match?

CN

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
Thanks for the reality check! Welcome back!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Better hit the refresh button!

CN



--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm



Capt. Mooron November 17th 04 07:08 PM

Indeed!

I've noticed an alarming increase in sailing related posts since you
returned and put a well placed boot to Bob's backside.

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
Thanks for the welcome. Pretty good for a mere sock puppet . . .




Gilligan November 18th 04 12:09 AM

Right you are Mooron.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Indeed!

I've noticed an alarming increase in sailing related posts since you
returned and put a well placed boot to Bob's backside.

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
Thanks for the welcome. Pretty good for a mere sock puppet . . .







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