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Bob Crantz November 14th 04 02:50 PM

The Good Lord Intervenes! Amen!!!
 
Hallaleuh! Praise the Lord! He used his powers to set the election straight
in Ohio:

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...i?ArtNum=75406

Kerry, the demon, could never defeat God and Bush!

Repent!

Bob Crantz



Capt,Neal? November 15th 04 01:42 AM

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message link.net...
Hallaleuh! Praise the Lord! He used his powers to set the election straight
in Ohio:

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...i?ArtNum=75406

Kerry, the demon, could never defeat God and Bush!

Repent!

Bob Crantz


Yes, my good man, you are correct. President Bush definitely has God
on his side.

It is downright frightening how many idiots voted for Kerry who is
perhaps the least qualified candidate ever nominated. Why, did you see
Mr. Kerry attempt to windsurf? Pathetic! Anyone who cannot sail
certainly is not qualified to run this great country of ours.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bob Crantz November 15th 04 02:05 AM

You are a man of intelligence and common sense. For your enjoyment, here's
the final stanza of our National Anthem:

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

God bless you sir! And patriots everywhere!

Bob Crantz


"Capt,Neal?" wrote in message
om...
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

link.net...
Hallaleuh! Praise the Lord! He used his powers to set the election

straight
in Ohio:

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...i?ArtNum=75406

Kerry, the demon, could never defeat God and Bush!

Repent!

Bob Crantz


Yes, my good man, you are correct. President Bush definitely has God
on his side.

It is downright frightening how many idiots voted for Kerry who is
perhaps the least qualified candidate ever nominated. Why, did you see
Mr. Kerry attempt to windsurf? Pathetic! Anyone who cannot sail
certainly is not qualified to run this great country of ours.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~




Jonathan Ganz November 15th 04 02:07 AM

You sure look stupid talking to yourself.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
hlink.net...
You are a man of intelligence and common sense. For your enjoyment,
here's
the final stanza of our National Anthem:




Maxprop November 15th 04 05:04 AM


"Capt,Neal?" wrote in message

It is downright frightening how many idiots voted for Kerry who is
perhaps the least qualified candidate ever nominated. Why, did you see
Mr. Kerry attempt to windsurf? Pathetic! Anyone who cannot sail
certainly is not qualified to run this great country of ours.


And anyone who won't even carry his own goose isn't fit to take sustenance
in the White House dining room.

Max



Jonathan Ganz November 15th 04 07:29 AM

Is that your entire argument? Jeezus. You're quite an intellect.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Maxprop" wrote in message
link.net...

"Capt,Neal?" wrote in message

It is downright frightening how many idiots voted for Kerry who is
perhaps the least qualified candidate ever nominated. Why, did you see
Mr. Kerry attempt to windsurf? Pathetic! Anyone who cannot sail
certainly is not qualified to run this great country of ours.


And anyone who won't even carry his own goose isn't fit to take sustenance
in the White House dining room.

Max





Vito November 15th 04 11:35 AM

"Bob Crantz" wrote
"Capt,Neal?" wrote
"Bob Crantz" wrote


Ahhh ... which god are you pious gents talking about, the joker who conned
Abraham into mutilating his penis (Gen 17:11) or the one that gets eaten on
Sundays? Had to be the former. A god who'd make promises he had no
intention of keeping in order to sucker fools into mutilating themselves is
equally capable of conning gullibles like yourselves into voting in a
village idiot who looks and acts like the lead character in Mad Magazine.
Sic semper something.



Capt,Neal? November 15th 04 03:55 PM

And YOU look stupid talking ANYTHING!

Still playing captain on your little boats without the required USCG license?

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
USCG Master #1045941
~~~~~~~~~~~~~



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
You sure look stupid talking to yourself.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
hlink.net...
You are a man of intelligence and common sense. For your enjoyment,
here's
the final stanza of our National Anthem:


Jonathan Ganz November 15th 04 06:38 PM

Buzz off sockpuppet. You're no Neal. I've known Neal, and you're nothing
like him. Go away before I have Horass spank you.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt,Neal?" wrote in message
om...
And YOU look stupid talking ANYTHING!

Still playing captain on your little boats without the required USCG
license?

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
USCG Master #1045941
~~~~~~~~~~~~~



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You sure look stupid talking to yourself.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
hlink.net...
You are a man of intelligence and common sense. For your enjoyment,
here's
the final stanza of our National Anthem:




Maxprop November 15th 04 06:49 PM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message
link.net...

"Capt,Neal?" wrote in message

It is downright frightening how many idiots voted for Kerry who is
perhaps the least qualified candidate ever nominated. Why, did you see
Mr. Kerry attempt to windsurf? Pathetic! Anyone who cannot sail
certainly is not qualified to run this great country of ours.


And anyone who won't even carry his own goose isn't fit to take

sustenance
in the White House dining room.


Is that your entire argument? Jeezus. You're quite an intellect.


It was tongue-in-cheek. Have you become such a strident whiner that you've
lost any sense of humor? Must I apply a smiley emoticon for your benefit,
even when it should be obvious that I'm being satirical?

Max




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