Joe and Scoots having a "real" conversation
 

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"Jonathan Gaynz" wrote in message ...
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John Kerry visits a school classroom. They are in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr.
Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy." So
the illustrious Senator asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him,
that would be a 'tragedy'."

"No," says Kerry, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.

"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. Kerry. "That's what we would call a
'great loss'."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. Kerry searches the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
"tragedy"?" Finally, at the back of the room little Johnny raises his
hand.In a quiet voice, he says: "If your campaign plane, carrying you,
Mr. Kerry,were struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to
smithereens, that would be a "tragedy"."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Kerry. "That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be a "tragedy"?" "Well," says little Johnny " because it
certainly wouldn't be a "great loss"
and it probably wouldn't be an "accident" either.

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!! Good One Joe!

CM

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"Jonathan Gaynz" wrote in message
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John Kerry visits a school classroom. They are in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr.
Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy." So
the illustrious Senator asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him,
that would be a 'tragedy'."

"No," says Kerry, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.

"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. Kerry. "That's what we would call a
'great loss'."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. Kerry searches the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
"tragedy"?" Finally, at the back of the room little Johnny raises his
hand.In a quiet voice, he says: "If your campaign plane, carrying you,
Mr. Kerry,were struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to
smithereens, that would be a "tragedy"."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Kerry. "That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be a "tragedy"?" "Well," says little Johnny " because it
certainly wouldn't be a "great loss"
and it probably wouldn't be an "accident" either.

PS; You don't know who I voted for either.

You voted for Bush.

RB

Like water..... I adjust my flow according to the landscape.

Like water you also have no backbone, no form and no courage. You simply
stagnate and evaporate leaving a residue of indifference.

RB

My agreement or disagreement will change nothing regarding the conflict
Bob.... yet you seem disturbed by my total disregard for your convictions?


Not at all. I simply dislike leeches.

RB

You must gain a man's respect to have them take serious consideration of
your views.

Nice try, but dopey comments like that will only work on Loco. This is not
about MY views. It's about the fact that have none and you've already admitted
that, comparing yourself to water.
Disgusting.

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Not at all. I simply dislike leeches.

The first step is to learn to like yourself Bob.....

CM

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Water: seeks the path of least resistance and cannot rise above it's
own level without assistance.

Good Grief... that's Deep!

Make certain to stop at intervals on your way up.... you might get the
bends.

CM

Water: seeks the path of least resistance and cannot rise above it's
own level without assistance.

Good Grief... that's Deep!

Make certain to stop at intervals on your way up.... you might get the
bends.

Quip, quip, says Mooron, the human gumball machine.

RB

"Capt. Mooron" wrote i
Like water..... I adjust my flow according to the landscape. I
have the
power to drown and capacity to carry. I can be a source of
refreshment or a
torrent of grief. The Tao of Mooron!

you're all wet!


My agreement or disagreement will change nothing regarding the
conflict
Bob.... yet you seem disturbed by my total disregard for your
convictions?


Liberal creedo; cry loudly and often enough and someone else will
change things.


Scotty

"Bob**** the big fat LOSER" wrote .

Like water you also have no backbone, no form and no courage.

RBB


you've never been to sea.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Water: seeks the path of least resistance and cannot rise above it's
own level without assistance.

It's level is determined by it's quantity..... I'm big enough of a man to
compensate for any displacement you might try to make. :-D

CM

bwaHAhahahahah, you already said that, Bob.



wrote ...

RB

Water: seeks the path of least resistance and cannot rise above it's
own level without assistance.

BB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Good Grief... that's Deep!

Make certain to stop at intervals on your way up.... you might get the
bends.

Quip, quip, says Mooron, the human gumball machine.

Now I'm a gumball machine????

Such hate..... such intolerance.... yet you claim to sue for peace!?? You
are at odds with yourself Bob.

CM

"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote


Shut up already you clueless soapbox wannabe preacher. You have no
frickin idea what my views are on the war. And I won't tell you
either. So **** off little boy!

I think we do.


No, you don't you stupid little prick.

SV

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What a drip!


Thus spoke the self proclaimed advocate of respect and peace on the planet!

Tsk Tsk Tsk......

CM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
Liberal creedo; cry loudly and often enough and someone else will
change things.

Right-wing wacko creedo, make life impossible for people:

http://tinyurl.com/4rhcu

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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
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"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
"Bob**** the big fat LOSER" wrote .

Like water you also have no backbone, no form and no courage.

RBB


you've never been to sea.

You're definitely out to sea.

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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
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"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote


Shut up already you clueless soapbox wannabe preacher. You have no
frickin idea what my views are on the war. And I won't tell you
either. So **** off little boy!

I think we do.


No, you don't you stupid little prick.

We know EXACTLY what your views are. You're a coward, who wants
someone else to fight your battles for you. Wimp.

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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
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"If there's no wind, row."

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

you're all wet!

Is that like viscous?.... or more like fluid?

I may be wet...... but it seems like it's Bob that is boiling!

CM

Well, water cannot rise above it's own level without assistance

Well, so much for rain fall.

Also, so much for Nutsy's comment of Earth's water passing into Space.

So much for Earth Barometric Pressure changes

So much for Earth's Winds

And so, all you Doomed Republican Sailors, sell your boats. Be like
Nutsy. Just talk and make up scenario of whatever fits the topic. New
topic-- new scenario.

Ole Thom

Well, water cannot rise above it's own level without assistance

Well, so much for rain fall.


Thom, you're not serious are you???

RB

RBB


you've never been to sea.


You've never been in the jungle.
You've never worked with wild animals.
You've never been in a serious fight.
You've never had sex with more than one woman at a time.

SUCKS TO BE YOU!!! Oh, and you'll **** a Penguin when you see my new boat.

RB

"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote
Scott Vernon wrote:
Liberal creedo; cry loudly and often enough and someone else will
change things.

Right-wing wacko creedo, make life impossible for gay people:

Stop crying, ya big baby.

Quip, quip, says Mooron, the human gumball machine.

Now I'm a gumball machine


Agreed.

RB

Now I'm a gumball machine????

Such hate..... such intolerance..


Why would I hate a gumball machine. I actually quite like them. The "hate"
you're sensing is within your own heart.

RB