Scotty Potty will **** a helicopter when he sees my new boat!

No he won't. He'll be content knowing that for the past year he spent less
money than you on a boat that was newer and only 3 seconds a mile slower. And
when and if you get a new boat he will still be content because Scott is a man
that's secure with his manhood. He's happy with his lot in life.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"