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katysails October 27th 04 01:27 AM

Gee, I hope she doesn't do that....current thought says that estrogen is
very dangerous...and after all, does infesting pregnant mare's urine REALLY
sound like a good idea? I think she's much smarter than that....

wrote in message
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On Mon, 25 Oct 2004 20:29:48 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
wrote:


wrote:

On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 11:24:22 -0400, DSK wrote:

Lady Pilot wrote:
10 asa points to the first person who can identify which asa poster
this
picture is supposed to represent. :-)

(See how generous I am Bart?) hehee

http://www.members.cox.net/debbyw/redford.jpg
http://www.members.cox.net/debbyw/redford.jpg


My wife would say it looks like me, although her eyes are quite blurry
from the
trawler's thick diesel fumes.

Tougboat, AKA katysails


Bobsprit the Binary,

You really need to get a life...

I understand you might be overwhelmed with you little newborn.

Renewed choices,

LP


Yet another non-sailing nitwit who can't read headers or keep track of who
is
who. My youngest is 20. I have a wonderful life. I'll be on my boat all
day
today, while you pop estrogen pills, which obviously aren't working.

BB




katysails October 27th 04 01:30 AM

You're really out of it BB....Cathy (Doug's wife) races sailboats and is
proficient at hanging off on the trapeze....they have won a number of events
in the past few years....Do you read anything but your own and Bobspit's
posts? You certainly are out of the loop....

wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 08:30:26 -0400, DSK wrote:

wrote:
Yet another non-sailing nitwit who can't read headers or keep track of
who is
who.


Don't get your hopes up that somebody like you is joining the group.

... My youngest is 20.


And if that's true, undoubtedly they're smarter & more mature than you.

... I have a wonderful life.


In your dreams.

... I'll be on my boat all day
today


I bet you don't even have a boat.

DSK


Poor, uptight, soured on life, married to a nagging crone, Tougboat.

I recently read a very telling post by him, where he listed the things
that
constitute the "down side" of cruising. High on his list of problems was:
Having
a spouse who hates sailing. Poor Tougboat!!! He's got a stinky, funny
looking
trawler to match his wife and his life. Makes perfect sense.

I was on my SAIL boat all day today, and I will be on it all day tomorrow.
The
weather here is awesome! 65 degrees, breezy and clear. And... My wife
LOVES
sailing.

Poor, pitiful, anal retentive... Tougboat.

BB




Scott Vernon October 27th 04 01:50 AM

Salt Lake stinks, literally.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
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If Utah had some big water other than that swanky thing they call a

lake,
I'd be happy to live there...I've been there twice and think it's

very
beautiful....
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Irifd.80151$cJ3.56667@fed1read06...

"Scott Vernon" wrote :

"katysails" wrote ...
, but Scotty is RHAT
goodlooking...and I was asked to pave Redford's driveway at his
ranch in
Utah....

did you do it? how long was it?


Katy lives in Utah?

LP (wonders never cease)






DSK October 27th 04 02:22 AM

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Poor, uptight, soured on life, married to a nagging crone, Tougboat.


http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51041663lXKMOR

"nagging crone" heh heh heh

You're not even lucky enough to have a dog as good as mine.


I recently read a very telling post by him, where he listed the things that
constitute the "down side" of cruising. High on his list of problems was: Having
a spouse who hates sailing.


Not at all. I posted that *some* people have to drag an unwilling spouse
along. That's pretty clearly not the case for me.

But then, why let a few facts disrupt your psychotic babble?

DSK


katysails October 27th 04 11:44 AM

What a cute dog, Doug...what's his name? Love the ears.....

"DSK" wrote in message
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wrote:
Poor, uptight, soured on life, married to a nagging crone, Tougboat.


http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51041663lXKMOR

"nagging crone" heh heh heh

You're not even lucky enough to have a dog as good as mine.


I recently read a very telling post by him, where he listed the things
that
constitute the "down side" of cruising. High on his list of problems was:
Having
a spouse who hates sailing.


Not at all. I posted that *some* people have to drag an unwilling spouse
along. That's pretty clearly not the case for me.

But then, why let a few facts disrupt your psychotic babble?

DSK




DSK October 27th 04 02:18 PM

Parallax wrote:
I been doin a lot o thinking about sailin lately, especially as my
date to go cruisin gets closer, mostly wondering why I do this. I
came up with several reasons.


3. Companionship



DSK RESPONDS:
Most people have to drag along an unwilling spouse.




wrote:
That sure sounds like it comes from a very unhappy frame of reference!


You interpret it that way because of your own unhappiness.

My statement was made from the basis of very long observation of couples
going sailing, going cruising, and all too often failing to be happy
together doing so. If you spent any time around boat & other people
you'd have seen the same thing.

Fortunately for me, I have always been smart enough to not have to burn
myself to know the fire's hot.

... I can't say I know of
any sailing couples where either spouse is not just as happy to sail as the
other.


That's because your head is not anatomically correct.

DSK


Scott Vernon October 27th 04 03:10 PM

Er...um...Katy, that's his wife.
;)


"katysails" wrote in message
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What a cute dog, Doug...what's his name? Love the ears.....





DSK October 27th 04 03:16 PM

katysails wrote:
What a cute dog, Doug...what's his name? Love the ears.....


Thank you, his name is Hank. He's our replacement dog, a pound puppy...
cute & lovable but not very bright. He has a good time on the boat, too.
I suspect some pit bull & terrier & boxer genes, he's loaded with hybrid
vigor.

DSK


katysails October 27th 04 11:18 PM

No, it doesn't. It's just a statement and has no personal imprecation at
all.

wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 00:30:05 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

You're really out of it BB....Cathy (Doug's wife) races sailboats and is
proficient at hanging off on the trapeze....they have won a number of
events
in the past few years....Do you read anything but your own and Bobspit's
posts? You certainly are out of the loop....


Things at the Tougboat household are probably not as you think, otherwise,
why
on earth would Tougboat post something like this?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Parallax wrote:
I been doin a lot o thinking about sailin lately, especially as my
date to go cruisin gets closer, mostly wondering why I do this. I
came up with several reasons.


3. Companionship


DSK RESPONDS:
Most people have to drag along an unwilling spouse.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

That sure sounds like it comes from a very unhappy frame of reference! Why
would
anyone, especially someone claiming a happy marriage, say something like
that?
Maybe Tougboat surrounds himself with miserable people? I can't say I know
of
any sailing couples where either spouse is not just as happy to sail as
the
other. I'd say that situation would be the exception, and not "Most
people" as
Tougboat seems to think.

BB

wrote in message

Poor, uptight, soured on life, married to a nagging crone, Tougboat.

I recently read a very telling post by him, where he listed the things
that
constitute the "down side" of cruising. High on his list of problems
was:
Having
a spouse who hates sailing. Poor Tougboat!!! He's got a stinky, funny
looking
trawler to match his wife and his life. Makes perfect sense.

I was on my SAIL boat all day today, and I will be on it all day
tomorrow.
The
weather here is awesome! 65 degrees, breezy and clear. And... My wife
LOVES
sailing.

Poor, pitiful, anal retentive... Tougboat.

BB






katysails October 27th 04 11:19 PM

Hey...you live near enough to DOug that he can probably get you for that...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Er...um...Katy, that's his wife.
;)


"katysails" wrote in message
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What a cute dog, Doug...what's his name? Love the ears.....







katysails October 27th 04 11:20 PM

Well, that qualified you as having the couth of a playhelminth....

wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 10:16:35 -0400, DSK wrote:

katysails wrote:
What a cute dog, Doug...what's her name? Love the ears.....


Thank you, her name is Cathy. She's my replacement dog, a pound puppy...
cute, if you like big teeth, but not very bright. She hates sailing and
forced me to buy
a trawler.
I suspect some pit bull & terrier & I think she wears boxer's, though I've
never seen
them. She's loaded with bugs and has a nasty rash that won't go away.

DSK





Scott Vernon October 28th 04 12:45 AM

HEY, you're the one who mixed them up.

Besides, Doug has a sense of humor.

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message
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Hey...you live near enough to DOug that he can probably get you for

that...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Er...um...Katy, that's his wife.
;)


"katysails" wrote in message
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What a cute dog, Doug...what's his name? Love the ears.....









katysails October 28th 04 03:06 AM

You''re welcome...now you've redoubled your worth as a flatworm....



katysails October 28th 04 03:07 AM

Yeah, but maybe the dog doesn't.....

Better watch it...Cathy willcall Lisa and you know what happens when wives
get together....

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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HEY, you're the one who mixed them up.

Besides, Doug has a sense of humor.

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message
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Hey...you live near enough to DOug that he can probably get you for

that...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Er...um...Katy, that's his wife.
;)


"katysails" wrote in message
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What a cute dog, Doug...what's his name? Love the ears.....










Peter Wiley October 28th 04 04:03 AM

In article ,
katysails wrote:

Yeah, but maybe the dog doesn't.....

Better watch it...Cathy willcall Lisa and you know what happens when wives
get together....


Yeah. Men go sailing.

PDW

katysails October 28th 04 11:57 AM

Dosed the ng with a little antihelmentic this morning....



Scott Vernon October 28th 04 02:31 PM


"katysails" wrote in message
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Yeah, but maybe the dog doesn't.....

Better watch it...Cathy willcall Lisa and you know what happens when

wives
get together....


Yeah, they think up more chores for the husbands to do.

SV




Scott Vernon October 28th 04 02:34 PM


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..
In article

,
katysails wrote:

Yeah, but maybe the dog doesn't.....

Better watch it...Cathy willcall Lisa and you know what happens

when wives
get together....


Yeah. Men go sailing.


Oiy! Mine told me the sailing season is over for this year. I'm
working on a plan to 'sneak out'. Gotta watch a few more
''Honeymooners'' episodes.

Scotty



katysails October 29th 04 04:04 AM

Maybe I should have a talk with Lisa...what's this crud about sailing season
being over???? There's no such thing....somewhere in the world there's a
place to sail, so it's never over....
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..
In article

,
katysails wrote:

Yeah, but maybe the dog doesn't.....

Better watch it...Cathy willcall Lisa and you know what happens

when wives
get together....


Yeah. Men go sailing.


Oiy! Mine told me the sailing season is over for this year. I'm
working on a plan to 'sneak out'. Gotta watch a few more
''Honeymooners'' episodes.

Scotty






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