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Jonathan Ganz October 20th 04 06:33 PM

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 23:05:56 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:


How do you "never" drink from the tank?

I don't drink from my tank. I carry bottled water for drinking,

use
the tank water for everything else.


Poor guy. We drink beer and rum.



while sailing?



Before my boyfriend will touch me.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!



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"If there's no wind, row."


katysails October 20th 04 11:12 PM

Par for the course...he's always done that so why would it change? I
suggested the plastic doggie bag things a long time ago to Eric the Dumb and
then to Elaine, but no one ever did anything about it...we have three poles
with dispensers set up at the YV and everyone with a dog uses them
religiously.....but then, there are a lot of kids running around and actual
real grass and picnic tables to eat on, so maybe that's the difference?
"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

If we're down on the beach he'll wade in without prompt, but he has never
shown any desire to leap off the boat, except to leap into the dinght

(which
can be a very exciting event...and sometimes damp...)but hey, he doesn't
chase rabbits or squirrels either...he hasn't forgotten that cocker

spaniels
are evil devils, though...the other day we were walking by a yard where a
young one ran up to the fence and he peed on it....he will never forget
Reggie....


Nor will anyone on A-dock. He apparently left a calling card on the steps
just above the ramp and it never got cleaned off. I don't know why Don
bothered to take him to the dog walk area. He never made it, as far as I
could tell.

Max





katysails October 20th 04 11:14 PM

Actual;;ly, it was a scientific experiment.....the smoke and horse
thing.....our baseline was a totally sober horse and rider subjected to a
placebo of corn silk.....the horse ate it....
"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
katysails wrote:
I thought you were referring to the possibility of using real
anti-freeze, which also causes hallucinations (and eventually death...)


Yes, it's dangerous stuff. Supposedly it tastes good to dogs, too.

... Wouldn't know about acid but I do know that horses get really weird
when you blow pot smoke up their nostrils....


Do tell. Was this in a research report that you read?


We have gallon jugs of water that we fill at home or at the dock on the
boat so we don't drink from the tank....even with chlorine drops in it, i
still do not trust it and it is usually lukewarm...yech.....


If you treat the system right, it'll be fine. We have a water filter for
drinking water, but the water out of the tank is no different from the tap
water. Is the U.S. turning into one of those 3rd world countries where you
can't drink the water?


My dog does not think we're weird...he thinks we're God.....


We had Chesapeakes for years... they're too smart and too strong-willed to
fall for that. Our current dog is a pound hound and I'm not sure of his
religious beliefs... he is learning, though.

DSK




DSK October 21st 04 01:46 AM

katysails wrote:
Actual;;ly, it was a scientific experiment.....the smoke and horse
thing.....our baseline was a totally sober horse and rider subjected to a
placebo of corn silk.....the horse ate it....


Did you get a gov't grant for this research? Was Mooron on the staff?

A horse is kind of big for this experiment, what if it had the opposite
effect... instead of mellowing out, he got agitated and uncontrollable?

Long ago there was a tribe of Indians in coastal North Carolina called
the Tuscarora... they were basically native Rasta-men, only with violent
tempers. They were very warlike and defeated all the other tribes and at
one point were doing a good job of chasing out the colonists. So
marijuana is not always a harbinger of peace love & weird music.

This short message on science & history brought to you by-

Doug King


Scott Vernon October 21st 04 02:29 AM


"DSK" wrote

Long ago there was a tribe of Indians in coastal

North Carolina called
the Tuscarora... they were basically native

Rasta-men, only with violent
tempers. They were very warlike and defeated all

the other tribes and at
one point were doing a good job of chasing out

the colonists.

with the shotguns from their pick ups?



Maxprop October 21st 04 02:56 AM


"katysails" wrote in message

Par for the course...he's always done that so why would it change? I
suggested the plastic doggie bag things a long time ago to Eric the Dumb

and
then to Elaine, but no one ever did anything about it...we have three

poles
with dispensers set up at the YV and everyone with a dog uses them
religiously.....but then, there are a lot of kids running around and

actual
real grass and picnic tables to eat on, so maybe that's the difference?


We made the same suggestion, to no avail. At least Reggie will be staying
in FL one of these years. My prediction is that Don and Gwen won't be up
next summer. Their boat has been for sale for two years now, and I suspect
they'll just leave it on the jackstands with a 'for sale' sign hanging.
Gwen had knee surgery this summer and can barely walk, let along make the
long march to the end of A-dock. I feel sorry for her.

Max



katysails October 21st 04 11:54 AM

mooron was rhe horse....
"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
katysails wrote:
Actual;;ly, it was a scientific experiment.....the smoke and horse
thing.....our baseline was a totally sober horse and rider subjected to a
placebo of corn silk.....the horse ate it....


Did you get a gov't grant for this research? Was Mooron on the staff?

A horse is kind of big for this experiment, what if it had the opposite
effect... instead of mellowing out, he got agitated and uncontrollable?

Long ago there was a tribe of Indians in coastal North Carolina called the
Tuscarora... they were basically native Rasta-men, only with violent
tempers. They were very warlike and defeated all the other tribes and at
one point were doing a good job of chasing out the colonists. So marijuana
is not always a harbinger of peace love & weird music.

This short message on science & history brought to you by-

Doug King




katysails October 21st 04 11:57 AM

She' had knee surgery before and been in the same condition..she's very
plucky and will fight it....and their boat has been for sale in and off doe
long time now....no one wants that hulking thing...you ever been on it when
it's been up on full tilt? you have to use radar to navigate because the
helm can't se what's out front...
"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

Par for the course...he's always done that so why would it change? I
suggested the plastic doggie bag things a long time ago to Eric the Dumb

and
then to Elaine, but no one ever did anything about it...we have three

poles
with dispensers set up at the YV and everyone with a dog uses them
religiously.....but then, there are a lot of kids running around and

actual
real grass and picnic tables to eat on, so maybe that's the difference?


We made the same suggestion, to no avail. At least Reggie will be staying
in FL one of these years. My prediction is that Don and Gwen won't be up
next summer. Their boat has been for sale for two years now, and I
suspect
they'll just leave it on the jackstands with a 'for sale' sign hanging.
Gwen had knee surgery this summer and can barely walk, let along make the
long march to the end of A-dock. I feel sorry for her.

Max





Scott Vernon October 21st 04 03:55 PM

tmi

"katysails" wrote ...
mooron was like a horse....





DSK October 21st 04 04:28 PM

katysails wrote:
mooron was rhe horse....


Which end?

DSK


Maxprop October 21st 04 11:49 PM


"katysails" wrote in message

She' had knee surgery before and been in the same condition..she's very
plucky and will fight it....


She was beginning to show the fatigue of the fight this year after the
latest round of surgery. She oft complained about her beautiful home in
Florida, just sitting there with its wonderfully therapeutic pool and
beautiful view, while she was "stuck in Michigan." Of course she didn't say
much while Charley, Ivan, and Frances were paying their visits to her
"lovely home." I think they'll stay in FL this next summer, but I've been
wrong before about that.

and their boat has been for sale in and off doe
long time now....no one wants that hulking thing...you ever been on it

when it's been up on full tilt? you have to use radar to navigate because
the
helm can't se what's out front...


It's such an ugly, bulbous waste of fiberglass. He's dropped the price
twice, but still no tire kickers. I think they'll have to let it go at a
fraction of its market value to get rid of it. I would.

Max




Scott Vernon October 22nd 04 12:31 AM

"Maxprop" wrote

and their boat has been for sale in and off doe
long time now....no one wants that hulking thing...you ever been

on it
when it's been up on full tilt? you have to use radar to navigate

because
the
helm can't se what's out front...


It's such an ugly, bulbous waste of fiberglass. He's dropped the

price
twice, but still no tire kickers. I think they'll have to let it go

at a
fraction of its market value to get rid of it. I would.



What boat are we talking about?



katysails October 22nd 04 03:11 AM

guess....
ever hear the expression "Smoke out his..." oh, never mind.....
"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
katysails wrote:
mooron was rhe horse....


Which end?

DSK




katysails October 22nd 04 03:12 AM

I think I'd arrange a trip out to the middle of the lake with it...and leave
it there.....

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

She' had knee surgery before and been in the same condition..she's very
plucky and will fight it....


She was beginning to show the fatigue of the fight this year after the
latest round of surgery. She oft complained about her beautiful home in
Florida, just sitting there with its wonderfully therapeutic pool and
beautiful view, while she was "stuck in Michigan." Of course she didn't
say
much while Charley, Ivan, and Frances were paying their visits to her
"lovely home." I think they'll stay in FL this next summer, but I've been
wrong before about that.

and their boat has been for sale in and off doe
long time now....no one wants that hulking thing...you ever been on it

when it's been up on full tilt? you have to use radar to navigate
because
the
helm can't se what's out front...


It's such an ugly, bulbous waste of fiberglass. He's dropped the price
twice, but still no tire kickers. I think they'll have to let it go at a
fraction of its market value to get rid of it. I would.

Max






katysails October 22nd 04 03:15 AM

A humungous old Silverton at the old marina....was the joke of the dock
because the people who own it aren't really physically fit enough to handle
it, so it's become a cottage at the end of the dock.....thing sucks gas
worse than anything and is unmanageable...has so much freeboard that the
wind whips it around when they're backing up...the problem is, the gas dock
is right behind them and they've hit it several times. They used to have
their now deceased son come over to back it out for them.....
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
"Maxprop" wrote

and their boat has been for sale in and off doe
long time now....no one wants that hulking thing...you ever been

on it
when it's been up on full tilt? you have to use radar to navigate

because
the
helm can't se what's out front...


It's such an ugly, bulbous waste of fiberglass. He's dropped the

price
twice, but still no tire kickers. I think they'll have to let it go

at a
fraction of its market value to get rid of it. I would.



What boat are we talking about?





Maxprop October 22nd 04 04:52 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote

and their boat has been for sale in and off doe
long time now....no one wants that hulking thing...you ever been

on it
when it's been up on full tilt? you have to use radar to navigate

because
the
helm can't se what's out front...


It's such an ugly, bulbous waste of fiberglass. He's dropped the

price
twice, but still no tire kickers. I think they'll have to let it go

at a
fraction of its market value to get rid of it. I would.



What boat are we talking about?


A forty foot Silverton express cruiser from the late 80s. Truly one of the
most butt-ugly powerboats ever built, not to mention a terrible performer.
The design was from that school that optimized interior volume at the
expense of everything else: aesthetics, performance, economy of operation.
It's a real truck of a boat, no offense to your Peterbilt.

Max



Maxprop October 22nd 04 04:54 AM


"katysails" wrote in message

I think I'd arrange a trip out to the middle of the lake with it...and

leave
it there.....


I think it would be ideal for a Viking funeral pyre.

Max



katysails October 22nd 04 05:00 AM

Reggie funeral pyre.....

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

I think I'd arrange a trip out to the middle of the lake with it...and

leave
it there.....


I think it would be ideal for a Viking funeral pyre.

Max





katysails October 22nd 04 11:54 AM

Reggie funeral pyre.....

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

I think I'd arrange a trip out to the middle of the lake with it...and

leave
it there.....


I think it would be ideal for a Viking funeral pyre.

Max





Maxprop October 23rd 04 05:10 AM


"katysails" wrote in message

Reggie funeral pyre.....news:PB%


Oh now. He's just a poor doggie. He didn't pick his owners . . .

Max



katysails October 23rd 04 11:53 AM

yeah, you're right....

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

Reggie funeral pyre.....news:PB%


Oh now. He's just a poor doggie. He didn't pick his owners . . .

Max





Maxprop October 24th 04 04:32 PM


"katysails" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message


"katysails" wrote in message


Reggie funeral pyre.....news:PB%


Oh now. He's just a poor doggie. He didn't pick his owners . . .


yeah, you're right....


I like Reggie, actually. Someone wrote a book called something like *No Bad
Dogs.* I think that's untrue, as I've experienced a few that needed a
timely dispatch and interment, but Reggie isn't one of 'em. Annoying, yes,
but mostly it's not his fault. You know what I'm saying, doncha?

Max





katysails October 25th 04 02:31 AM

yeah...actually, I do....but I don't think they make choke chains big enough
to go around the owner's necks...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message


"katysails" wrote in message


Reggie funeral pyre.....news:PB%


Oh now. He's just a poor doggie. He didn't pick his owners . . .


yeah, you're right....


I like Reggie, actually. Someone wrote a book called something like *No
Bad
Dogs.* I think that's untrue, as I've experienced a few that needed a
timely dispatch and interment, but Reggie isn't one of 'em. Annoying,
yes,
but mostly it's not his fault. You know what I'm saying, doncha?

Max








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