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Bobsprit September 23rd 04 01:26 PM

Don't hate me Cuz' I'm Beautiful!!!!
 

Scotty, Horvath & Loco...don't hate me because I own a better boat. Don't be
jealous that I pay no yard bills and essentially sail for free. Don't be angry
that I'll more than double my money when I move up to a bigger boat. Don't be
sad that your lives are winding down and all you have at the end are ancient
Siedlemanns and Express 30's, while I'm soon to have a truly modern, larger and
faster boat!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/al3.jpg

Can't you see that some people barely have money to survive? Can't you see how
lucky you are to have ANY boat at all? Why be so jealous and bitter over what I
have. There are people with FAR more. Is it that I can still find pretty girls
to sail with? Is it because my cabin sole doesn't rattle? Is it because I sail
twice or three times more often than you guys COMBINED?
Move on, fellas. You're pathetic!

RB

Bobsprit September 24th 04 10:56 AM


"I ranted in message ...

Scotty, Horvath & Loco...don't hate me because I own a better boat. Don't

be
jealous that I pay no yard bills and essentially sail for free. Don't be

angry
that I'll more than double my money when I move up to a bigger boat. Don't

be
sad that your lives are winding down and all you have at the end are

ancient
Siedlemanns and Express 30's, while I'm soon to have a truly modern,

larger and
faster boat!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/al3.jpg

Can't you see that some people barely have money to survive? Can't you see

how
lucky you are to have ANY boat at all? Why be so jealous and bitter over

what I
have. There are people with FAR more. Is it that I can still find pretty

girls
to sail with? Is it because my cabin sole doesn't rattle? Is it because I

sail
twice or three times more often than you guys COMBINED?
Move on, fellas. You're pathetic!

RB




Donal September 28th 04 12:05 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Scotty, Horvath & Loco...don't feel sorry for me because I own an old boat




Don't worry Bob. We don't feel sorry for you......

....... a little bit of pity, but not as much as you probably deserve.



Regards


Donal
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Bobsprit September 28th 04 01:42 AM

Don't worry Bob. We don't feel sorry for you......


Ahhh...I can always count on the Donald-Fish, even when I leave the price tag
on the lure!

RB

Scott Vernon September 28th 04 01:15 PM

"Donal" wrote

Scotty, Horvath & Loco...don't feel sorry for me because I own an

old boat

Don't worry Bob. We don't feel sorry for you......

...... a little bit of pity, but not as much as you probably

deserve.


Nothing wrong with an old boat (unless there's a 18' step ladder tied
to the stern), I do pity bob for his mental condition, though.

Scotty



DSK September 28th 04 01:43 PM

Scotty, Horvath & Loco...don't feel sorry for me because I own an
old boat


"Donal" wrote
Don't worry Bob. We don't feel sorry for you......



Scott Vernon wrote:
Nothing wrong with an old boat


Or an old truck!

... (unless there's a 18' step ladder tied
to the stern),


Yeah but that's not the boat's fault.

.... I do pity bob for his mental condition, though.


I pity his family more.

Say, when do you think he'll start bragging about what a good deal he
got on that baby, and bragging further about how expensive his next baby
is going to be?

DSK


Scott Vernon September 28th 04 01:51 PM

"DSK" wrote

.... I do pity bob for his mental condition, though.


I pity his family more.

Say, when do you think he'll start bragging about what a good deal

he
got on that baby, and bragging further about how expensive his next

baby
is going to be?


That is funny.........and sad at the same time.

SV




John Cairns September 28th 04 08:51 PM


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Scotty, Horvath & Loco...don't feel sorry for me because I own an old
boat




Don't worry Bob. We don't feel sorry for you......

...... a little bit of pity, but not as much as you probably deserve.



Regards


Donal



Well, I would feel sorry for him if he offered proof that his mental
problems were organic, but I don't think they are.
John Cairns



katysails September 29th 04 01:08 AM

Oh heck...his wife's supposedly a nurse...they probably got it all for
free....
"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
Scotty, Horvath & Loco...don't feel sorry for me because I own an
old boat


"Donal" wrote
Don't worry Bob. We don't feel sorry for you......



Scott Vernon wrote:
Nothing wrong with an old boat


Or an old truck!

... (unless there's a 18' step ladder tied
to the stern),


Yeah but that's not the boat's fault.

.... I do pity bob for his mental condition, though.


I pity his family more.

Say, when do you think he'll start bragging about what a good deal he
got on that baby, and bragging further about how expensive his next baby
is going to be?

DSK




Martin Baxter September 29th 04 12:09 PM

John Cairns wrote:




Well, I would feel sorry for him if he offered proof that his mental
problems were organic, but I don't think they are.


Bob is non-organic? An alien perhaps? Should we inform INS and the FBI?

Cheers
Marty



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