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Bobsprit September 23rd 04 01:19 PM

I have no talent to make it in the film 'biz', and no skills for a
real job. I'll mooch off my wife.



Poor jealous little Scotty Potti!!! Keep paying those yard bills, chumpy!!!
Cost of paint, buffing and engine prep for 2004...0.00. Cost of slip, electric
for 2004....0.00. Cost of winter storage 2005...0.00. Cost for next
season...0.00. Cost of all new electronics....0.00.
Scotty Potti angry, jealous and humiliated AGAIN? Priceless!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit September 23rd 04 01:28 PM

Whew hooooh!!!

Selling 31 used outboards in the next two weeks....



RB

Gilligan September 24th 04 12:37 AM

Overall you have a high rating and are quite succesful. I would have no
second thoughts about dealing with you. Your excellent history is a
testimonial to your character. It shows how you deal with others and how you
handle money. eBay is a great system, an excellent example of capitalism.
Judging from your other life transactions, you are a man of extreme
resourcefullness and understands value quite well. If you scaled things up a
bit you would give Donald Trump a run for his money. I think this is what
makes others jealous of you. But, as they say, success is the best revenge.
My hat's off to you!

Gilligan



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Gosh, that's just terrible! But shucks, Bob, the deal worked anyway. I bet
he's really a swell guy after all.


What can you do? That's my first negative on sales. I have anothet one

from a
guy who sold me a 10 meter radio that was "new" in the pics, then sent me

a
radio that looked like it had been underwater. Ebay suspended his account,

but
I still got the negative.

RB




katysails September 24th 04 02:08 AM

gag
"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
Overall you have a high rating and are quite succesful. I would have no
second thoughts about dealing with you. Your excellent history is a
testimonial to your character. It shows how you deal with others and how

you
handle money. eBay is a great system, an excellent example of capitalism.
Judging from your other life transactions, you are a man of extreme
resourcefullness and understands value quite well. If you scaled things up

a
bit you would give Donald Trump a run for his money. I think this is what
makes others jealous of you. But, as they say, success is the best

revenge.
My hat's off to you!

Gilligan



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Gosh, that's just terrible! But shucks, Bob, the deal worked anyway. I

bet
he's really a swell guy after all.


What can you do? That's my first negative on sales. I have anothet one

from a
guy who sold me a 10 meter radio that was "new" in the pics, then sent

me
a
radio that looked like it had been underwater. Ebay suspended his

account,
but
I still got the negative.

RB






Scott Vernon September 24th 04 02:12 AM

And this, boys and girls is why you should not buy your crack from a
stranger.

SV


"Gilligan" wrote ...
Overall you have a high rating and are quite succesful. I would have

no
second thoughts about dealing with you. Your excellent history is a
testimonial to your character. It shows how you deal with others and

how you
handle money. eBay is a great system, an excellent example of

capitalism.
Judging from your other life transactions, you are a man of extreme
resourcefullness and understands value quite well. If you scaled

things up a
bit you would give Donald Trump a run for his money. I think this is

what
makes others jealous of you. But, as they say, success is the best

revenge.
My hat's off to you!

Gilligan





Scott Vernon September 24th 04 02:13 AM

Well, Gilly, now you can brag that you made Katysails gag.

Sv

"katysails" wrote in message
...
gag
"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
Overall you have a high rating and are quite succesful. I would

have no
second thoughts about dealing with you. Your excellent history is

a
testimonial to your character. It shows how you deal with others

and how
you
handle money. eBay is a great system, an excellent example of

capitalism.
Judging from your other life transactions, you are a man of

extreme
resourcefullness and understands value quite well. If you scaled

things up
a
bit you would give Donald Trump a run for his money. I think this

is what
makes others jealous of you. But, as they say, success is the best

revenge.
My hat's off to you!

Gilligan



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Gosh, that's just terrible! But shucks, Bob, the deal worked

anyway. I
bet
he's really a swell guy after all.


What can you do? That's my first negative on sales. I have

anothet one
from a
guy who sold me a 10 meter radio that was "new" in the pics,

then sent
me
a
radio that looked like it had been underwater. Ebay suspended

his
account,
but
I still got the negative.

RB








Bobsprit September 24th 04 02:24 AM

But, as they say, success is the best revenge.
My hat's off to you!

Thanks, Gilligan. I've been ripped off a few times on Ebay (3 times). The
losses have been small and I can't understand theives, but overall it's been
fun and made sailing this season a free ride.
Some items, like that big fuel tank are a tough sell.

RB

DSK September 24th 04 02:42 AM

But, as they say, success is the best revenge.
My hat's off to you!



Bobsprit wrote:
Thanks, Gilligan.


You know, I am in awe of Gilligan's prowess.

How often does one deliver a stunning cut, only to be thanked for it?

... I can't understand theives


Why? Were they speaking Chinese?

DSK


Gilligan September 24th 04 03:12 AM

What was so hard to swallow?

Gilligan

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Well, Gilly, now you can brag that you made Katysails gag.

Sv

"katysails" wrote in message
...
gag
"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
Overall you have a high rating and are quite succesful. I would

have no
second thoughts about dealing with you. Your excellent history is

a
testimonial to your character. It shows how you deal with others

and how
you
handle money. eBay is a great system, an excellent example of

capitalism.
Judging from your other life transactions, you are a man of

extreme
resourcefullness and understands value quite well. If you scaled

things up
a
bit you would give Donald Trump a run for his money. I think this

is what
makes others jealous of you. But, as they say, success is the best

revenge.
My hat's off to you!

Gilligan



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Gosh, that's just terrible! But shucks, Bob, the deal worked

anyway. I
bet
he's really a swell guy after all.


What can you do? That's my first negative on sales. I have

anothet one
from a
guy who sold me a 10 meter radio that was "new" in the pics,

then sent
me
a
radio that looked like it had been underwater. Ebay suspended

his
account,
but
I still got the negative.

RB









Gilligan September 24th 04 03:12 AM


"DSK" wrote in message
...

You know, I am in awe of Gilligan's prowess.

How often does one deliver a stunning cut, only to be thanked for it?



A cunning stunt?


Gilligan




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