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DSK August 23rd 04 05:59 PM

Crapton Neal's New Job
 
I found out where's he's been... not cruising the Bahamas, as some would
have you believe...

Actually the Crapton has been MC'ing the new Olympic sailing venue!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/h...00/2281561.stm

DSK


katysails August 23rd 04 10:54 PM

I really need to get a joy stick for those things...my button arrows just
don't respond fast enough....the whirlpool kept getting me....
"DSK" wrote in message
...
I found out where's he's been... not cruising the Bahamas, as some would
have you believe...

Actually the Crapton has been MC'ing the new Olympic sailing venue!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/h...00/2281561.stm

DSK




Walt August 23rd 04 11:58 PM

katysails wrote:
"DSK" wrote


I found out where's he's been... not cruising the Bahamas, as some would
have you believe...

Actually the Crapton has been MC'ing the new Olympic sailing venue!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/h...00/2281561.stm



I really need to get a joy stick for those things...my button arrows just
don't respond fast enough....the whirlpool kept getting me....


Oh, you're supposed to control the green boat with the arrow keys? I
misread it and thought the green boat was being piloted by Mr. Cedar
Bucket himself. The way it wanders all over the course, I was
wondering why it was green and not yellow....

--
//-Walt
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Joe August 24th 04 12:59 AM

DSK wrote in message . ..
I found out where's he's been... not cruising the Bahamas, as some would
have you believe...

Actually the Crapton has been MC'ing the new Olympic sailing venue!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/h...00/2281561.stm

DSK


After lots o' pratice, Im down to under 3 min,

Joe

Phil Morris August 24th 04 02:02 AM

I heard Neal has a job as the ice cube man at a strip joint. It's $8.50 an
hour but that's all he can afford to pay. Rimshot!

Phil

"DSK" wrote in message
...
I found out where's he's been... not cruising the Bahamas, as some would
have you believe...

Actually the Crapton has been MC'ing the new Olympic sailing venue!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/h...00/2281561.stm

DSK




DSK August 24th 04 02:22 PM

katysails wrote:
I really need to get a joy stick for those things...my button arrows just
don't respond fast enough....the whirlpool kept getting me....




Walt wrote:
Oh, you're supposed to control the green boat with the arrow keys? I
misread it and thought the green boat was being piloted by Mr. Cedar
Bucket himself. The way it wanders all over the course, I was
wondering why it was green and not yellow....


It's a matter of perception, isn't it? And how your monitor is set up ;)

Anyway I was hoping one of you all could tell me how to get past the
subamrines. I'm not very good at these kinds of games.

DSK


Wally August 24th 04 03:04 PM

Joe wrote:

After lots o' pratice, Im down to under 3 min,


1:53 on my second go.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



DSK August 24th 04 05:16 PM

Joe wrote:
After lots o' pratice, Im down to under 3 min,


Wally wrote:
1:53 on my second go.


You all are awesome. On the box it says "4 to 6 years"

DSK


Wally August 24th 04 05:21 PM

DSK wrote:

After lots o' pratice, Im down to under 3 min,

1:53 on my second go.


You all are awesome. On the box it says "4 to 6 years"


Only an idiot would take that long...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



DSK August 24th 04 05:42 PM

Wally wrote:
Only an idiot would take that long...



Sorry... that's a reference to an old joke I thought everybody would
know. Just in case:

A guy walks into a bar. Two other guys are already in there, toasting
each other, giving high-fives, etc etc. The first guy say, "What's the
occasion?" and one of the others says, "We just finished a puzzle. It
was really really difficult and it took us seven months."

"Seven months!" says the first guy. "That's stupid! How on earth could
it take you that long to finish a puzzle?"

"Stupid, huh?" says one of the others. "We're not so stupid if we
finished it in seven months and on the box it says '4 to 6 years'."

obligatory canned laughter

Regards
Doug King


Wally August 24th 04 07:22 PM

DSK wrote:

Only an idiot would take that long...


Sorry... that's a reference to an old joke I thought everybody would
know. Just in case:

A guy walks into a bar. Two other guys are already in there, toasting
each other, giving high-fives, etc etc. ...


It was blondes when I heard it.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Joe August 24th 04 08:19 PM

"Wally" wrote in message ...
Joe wrote:

After lots o' pratice, Im down to under 3 min,


1:53 on my second go.


Your one hell of a e-sailor Walt, My hats off to you.

Joe

Wally August 24th 04 10:20 PM

Joe wrote:

1:53 on my second go.


Your one hell of a e-sailor Walt, My hats off to you.


I'm Wally. I gave up when the animated sharks appeared...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



katysails August 25th 04 01:34 AM

When I first heard that one it was two blondes....I gues that's politically
incorrect now....
"DSK" wrote in message
...
Wally wrote:
Only an idiot would take that long...



Sorry... that's a reference to an old joke I thought everybody would
know. Just in case:

A guy walks into a bar. Two other guys are already in there, toasting
each other, giving high-fives, etc etc. The first guy say, "What's the
occasion?" and one of the others says, "We just finished a puzzle. It
was really really difficult and it took us seven months."

"Seven months!" says the first guy. "That's stupid! How on earth could
it take you that long to finish a puzzle?"

"Stupid, huh?" says one of the others. "We're not so stupid if we
finished it in seven months and on the box it says '4 to 6 years'."

obligatory canned laughter

Regards
Doug King




Scott Vernon August 25th 04 02:37 AM

I heard it as two Japs.
;)


"katysails" wrote in message
...
When I first heard that one it was two blondes....I gues that's

politically
incorrect now....
"DSK" wrote in message
...
Wally wrote:
Only an idiot would take that long...



Sorry... that's a reference to an old joke I thought everybody

would
know. Just in case:

A guy walks into a bar. Two other guys are already in there,

toasting
each other, giving high-fives, etc etc. The first guy say, "What's

the
occasion?" and one of the others says, "We just finished a puzzle.

It
was really really difficult and it took us seven months."

"Seven months!" says the first guy. "That's stupid! How on earth

could
it take you that long to finish a puzzle?"

"Stupid, huh?" says one of the others. "We're not so stupid if we
finished it in seven months and on the box it says '4 to 6

years'."

obligatory canned laughter

Regards
Doug King







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