What is a cruiser
 

Does anyone know the answer to this joke? [1point]

What is a cruiser?

Someone who is racing but hasn't told the other boat?

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"Bart Senior" wrote in message
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Does anyone know the answer to this joke? [1point]

What is a cruiser?

"Bart Senior" wrote in message ...
Does anyone know the answer to this joke? [1point]

What is a cruiser?

Someone who enjoys fixing their boat in exotic places?

Mike

"Bart Senior" wrote...
Does anyone know the answer to this joke? [1point]

What is a cruiser?


Somebody who goes into Horvath's favorite bar?

mike wrote:
Someone who enjoys fixing their boat in exotic places?

That's not a joke, that's a working definition!

DSK

1 point for you mike.

I always liked that one. And it could not be more true.


"mike" wrote
"Bart Senior" wrote

Does anyone know the answer to this joke? [1point]

What is a cruiser?

Someone who enjoys fixing their boat in exotic places?

Mike

Bigger than a destroyer but smaller than a battleship. I've seen a couple
of them.

"Bart Senior" wrote in message
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1 point for you mike.

I always liked that one. And it could not be more true.


"mike" wrote
"Bart Senior" wrote

Does anyone know the answer to this joke? [1point]

What is a cruiser?

Someone who enjoys fixing their boat in exotic places?

Mike

On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:48:13 -0500, "Michael"
wrote this crap:

Bigger than a destroyer but smaller than a battleship. I've seen a couple
of them.


Then what's a frigate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 21:03:23 -0400, something compelled Horvath
, to say:

On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:48:13 -0500, "Michael"
wrote this crap:

Bigger than a destroyer but smaller than a battleship. I've seen a couple
of them.


Then what's a frigate?

Smaller than a destroyer.

Your boyfriend?

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:48:13 -0500, "Michael"
wrote this crap:

Bigger than a destroyer but smaller than a battleship. I've seen a couple
of them.


Then what's fridgit?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


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"If there's no wind, row."

If you don't know you haven't been around long enough on .asa.

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Your boyfriend?

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:48:13 -0500, "Michael"
wrote this crap:

Bigger than a destroyer but smaller than a battleship. I've seen a
couple
of them.


Then what's fridgit?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

What is a cruiser;

A racer who can't finish in the top three of his fleet.

OT A born cruiser:^)

Then what is a "Frigate"

Something you don't want to bother with.

OT

In article ,
Michael wrote:
If you don't know you haven't been around long enough on .asa.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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Your boyfriend?

It was a rhetorical question.
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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

No .. .her boyfriend....at least one of them.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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In article ,
Michael wrote:
If you don't know you haven't been around long enough on .asa.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Your boyfriend?

It was a rhetorical question.
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http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."