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Thom Stewart August 15th 04 04:55 PM

Wondering about Neal?
 

Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom


Michael August 15th 04 08:06 PM

Last I heard was around Jan/Feb. Took off to the Bahamas I think. Had a
message from there anyway. Who knows maybe he stayed in Cuba?

M.



"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...

Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom




John Deere August 15th 04 10:20 PM

Thom Stewart wrote:

Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom


According to a google newsgroup search, "Capt. Neal" dropped off the face
of the newsgroup world on Dec 31, 2003. Since he was in Florida, maybe he
sold the boat and took up golf or shuffle board. From his posts, he sounds
about 80 years old, so ... who knows? Check the obits.

One of the last posts:
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=3f...ost.usenet.com






Walt August 16th 04 02:57 AM

Thom Stewart wrote:

Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.


Last thing I heard was this kook-o-gram he managed to get published in
the local newspaper about two months ago:
http://www.keystimes.com/2004/june/0615/letters.shtml (scroll down)

From the sound of it, they still haven't gotten his meds right.

Actually, I think he's still here posting under a variety of
sock-puppets. I wouldn't worry. Or if I was inclined to worry, I'd
find something more important to worry about.


--
// Walt
//
// There is no Volkl Conspiracy


Phil Morris August 16th 04 02:58 AM

He's continuing his philanthropic ways as a goodwill ambassador throughout
the Caribbean along with his supermodel girlfriend.


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...

Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom




Joe August 16th 04 03:24 AM

(Thom Stewart) wrote in message ...
Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom


He sent me an email a few weeks ago. Said he was in Cuba working as a
charter Capt until he had enough money to load his boat to the gunnels
with Havanas finest cigars. Plans to be back just in time to make sure
Bush take Florida again.

He's staying at Hemmingway marina and has a hot 16 Y.O. deckhand
named Katy wearing out and sweating up his purple Naugahide ;o)


Joe

Bart Senior August 16th 04 04:17 AM

A man in a yellow boat was spotted off Cuba with a
boatload of young girls.

Anyone who knows Neal, knows where he is.

If the Coasties don't have him in the brig, Neal is smoking
Cohiba's, and enjoying a slender shapely Cuban's. In
either case, I suspect he has no reason to return any time
soon.

Bart

"Thom Stewart" wrote

Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom




Scott Vernon August 16th 04 04:39 AM

I've *always* wondered about Neal.

Scotty




katysails August 16th 04 05:04 AM

I've *always* wondered about Neal.

Scotty

Why?

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Jonathan Ganz August 16th 04 06:11 AM

More likely he's on a barstool somewhere.

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"Bart Senior" wrote in message
. ..
A man in a yellow boat was spotted off Cuba with a
boatload of young girls.

Anyone who knows Neal, knows where he is.

If the Coasties don't have him in the brig, Neal is smoking
Cohiba's, and enjoying a slender shapely Cuban's. In
either case, I suspect he has no reason to return any time
soon.

Bart

"Thom Stewart" wrote

Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom






Capt,Neal? August 16th 04 08:42 PM

(Thom Stewart) wrote in message ...
Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom



Not to worry, you honery old fart . . .

I'm doing just fine. Sailed up to Punta Gorda to check out my
storm trysail on Charlotte Harbor. Got caught in a bit of a blow.
Had winds of 120 knots but managed to go to weather in spite of it.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wally August 16th 04 09:35 PM

Capt,Neal? wrote:

Had winds of 12 knots but managed to go to weather in spite of it.




Capt. Mooron August 16th 04 10:27 PM

He bought a Tavern???

CM

"Walt" wrote in message
...
| Thom Stewart wrote:
|
| Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?
|
| Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.
|
| Last thing I heard was this kook-o-gram he managed to get published in
| the local newspaper about two months ago:
| http://www.keystimes.com/2004/june/0615/letters.shtml (scroll down)
|
| From the sound of it, they still haven't gotten his meds right.
|
| Actually, I think he's still here posting under a variety of
| sock-puppets. I wouldn't worry. Or if I was inclined to worry, I'd
| find something more important to worry about.
|
|
| --
| // Walt
| //
| // There is no Volkl Conspiracy
|



Jonathan Ganz August 16th 04 11:09 PM

No. He just lives in one.

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
He bought a Tavern???

CM

"Walt" wrote in message
...
| Thom Stewart wrote:
|
| Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?
|
| Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.
|
| Last thing I heard was this kook-o-gram he managed to get published in
| the local newspaper about two months ago:
| http://www.keystimes.com/2004/june/0615/letters.shtml (scroll down)
|
| From the sound of it, they still haven't gotten his meds right.
|
| Actually, I think he's still here posting under a variety of
| sock-puppets. I wouldn't worry. Or if I was inclined to worry, I'd
| find something more important to worry about.
|
|
| --
| // Walt
| //
| // There is no Volkl Conspiracy
|





Capt. Mooron August 17th 04 01:18 AM

Well the letter is signed "Tavernier"....

Maybe he meant a person who frequents taverns as opposed to one who owns a
tavern.
The latter being totally useless to me. ;-)

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| No. He just lives in one.
|
| --
| "j" ganz @@
| www.sailnow.com
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| He bought a Tavern???
|
| CM
|
| "Walt" wrote in message
| ...
| | Thom Stewart wrote:
| |
| | Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?
| |
| | Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.
| |
| | Last thing I heard was this kook-o-gram he managed to get published in
| | the local newspaper about two months ago:
| | http://www.keystimes.com/2004/june/0615/letters.shtml (scroll down)
| |
| | From the sound of it, they still haven't gotten his meds right.
| |
| | Actually, I think he's still here posting under a variety of
| | sock-puppets. I wouldn't worry. Or if I was inclined to worry, I'd
| | find something more important to worry about.
| |
| |
| | --
| | // Walt
| | //
| | // There is no Volkl Conspiracy
| |
|
|
|
|



Kelton Joyner August 17th 04 01:59 AM

Tavernier is a town in the Florida Keys located between Key Largo and
Islamorada.
krj

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Well the letter is signed "Tavernier"....

Maybe he meant a person who frequents taverns as opposed to one who owns a
tavern.
The latter being totally useless to me. ;-)

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| No. He just lives in one.
|
| --
| "j" ganz @@
| www.sailnow.com
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| He bought a Tavern???
|
| CM
|
| "Walt" wrote in message
| ...
| | Thom Stewart wrote:
| |
| | Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?
| |
| | Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.
| |
| | Last thing I heard was this kook-o-gram he managed to get published in
| | the local newspaper about two months ago:
| | http://www.keystimes.com/2004/june/0615/letters.shtml (scroll down)
| |
| | From the sound of it, they still haven't gotten his meds right.
| |
| | Actually, I think he's still here posting under a variety of
| | sock-puppets. I wouldn't worry. Or if I was inclined to worry, I'd
| | find something more important to worry about.
| |
| |
| | --
| | // Walt
| | //
| | // There is no Volkl Conspiracy
| |
|
|
|
|




Capt. Mooron August 17th 04 02:39 AM

Damn it..... it sounded so official. ;-)

CM

"Kelton Joyner" wrote in message
...
| Tavernier is a town in the Florida Keys located between Key Largo and
| Islamorada.
| krj



Scott Vernon August 17th 04 06:53 AM

Sheesh Moron, even Loco knew that.

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Damn it..... it sounded so official. ;-)

CM

"Kelton Joyner" wrote in message
...
| Tavernier is a town in the Florida Keys located between Key Largo

and
| Islamorada.
| krj







Michael August 17th 04 06:46 PM

Course maybe he AND Knobspit are both in Cuba .. . I can see it now.
Bobspit leads or follows or stays in a hotel behind the Cuban Army. Cpt
Neal and his friends from Calle Ocho are holed up in the Escambrey's.
Shades of 1959! Where's Time and Newsweek when you really need them?
Perhaps Neal on a Barbara Walters interview? Book? Movie Deal?

M.

"Capt,Neal?" wrote in message
om...
(Thom Stewart) wrote in message

...
Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom



Not to worry, you honery old fart . . .

I'm doing just fine. Sailed up to Punta Gorda to check out my
storm trysail on Charlotte Harbor. Got caught in a bit of a blow.
Had winds of 120 knots but managed to go to weather in spite of it.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~




felton August 17th 04 06:53 PM

On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:46:38 -0500, "Michael"
wrote:

Course maybe he AND Knobspit are both in Cuba .. . I can see it now.
Bobspit leads or follows or stays in a hotel behind the Cuban Army. Cpt
Neal and his friends from Calle Ocho are holed up in the Escambrey's.
Shades of 1959! Where's Time and Newsweek when you really need them?
Perhaps Neal on a Barbara Walters interview? Book? Movie Deal?

M.


If Neal is down in Cuba, he will have to wait until after November to
come back or the conservative politicians that he has come to admire
will come down on him like a ton of bricks:) The politically
connected Cuban-Americans I know seem to think that things will change
after the election, no matter who wins. I suspect so...the current
policy is idiotic. I would like to go there myself, but I am not
about to risk a felony and the seizure of my assets, all to appease
the radical fringe of a Florida voting group. Then again, screw
them...I may go anyway.




"Capt,Neal?" wrote in message
. com...
(Thom Stewart) wrote in message

...
Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom



Not to worry, you honery old fart . . .

I'm doing just fine. Sailed up to Punta Gorda to check out my
storm trysail on Charlotte Harbor. Got caught in a bit of a blow.
Had winds of 120 knots but managed to go to weather in spite of it.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~




Michael August 17th 04 07:00 PM

au contraire . . . If he's doing as I depicted in my tongue in cheek
paragraph he would be on the side of truth, justice, the American way and
making up for Bahia de Los Conchos. Ergo a jen you wine HE row! However if
the opposition forces are elected then Knobspit would garner the same kudos
Order of the Red Star and all! Remember history is always written by the
winner and revisionests are always on the losing side.

I'm gonna wait on the B. Walters interview to find out!

M.

"felton" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:46:38 -0500, "Michael"
wrote:

Course maybe he AND Knobspit are both in Cuba .. . I can see it now.
Bobspit leads or follows or stays in a hotel behind the Cuban Army. Cpt
Neal and his friends from Calle Ocho are holed up in the Escambrey's.
Shades of 1959! Where's Time and Newsweek when you really need them?
Perhaps Neal on a Barbara Walters interview? Book? Movie Deal?

M.


If Neal is down in Cuba, he will have to wait until after November to
come back or the conservative politicians that he has come to admire
will come down on him like a ton of bricks:) The politically
connected Cuban-Americans I know seem to think that things will change
after the election, no matter who wins. I suspect so...the current
policy is idiotic. I would like to go there myself, but I am not
about to risk a felony and the seizure of my assets, all to appease
the radical fringe of a Florida voting group. Then again, screw
them...I may go anyway.




"Capt,Neal?" wrote in message
. com...
(Thom Stewart) wrote in message

...
Is anybody in touch with Neal or know where he is? Or how he is?

Post if you do please. I worry about him and the Banana Boat.

Ole Thom


Not to worry, you honery old fart . . .

I'm doing just fine. Sailed up to Punta Gorda to check out my
storm trysail on Charlotte Harbor. Got caught in a bit of a blow.
Had winds of 120 knots but managed to go to weather in spite of it.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~






Capt. Mooron August 17th 04 08:48 PM

Get Out!!... No Way!! Well I certainly look quite the Mooron now don't
I??!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Sheesh Moron, even Loco knew that.
|
| SV
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Damn it..... it sounded so official. ;-)
|
| CM
|
| "Kelton Joyner" wrote in message
| ...
| | Tavernier is a town in the Florida Keys located between Key Largo
| and
| | Islamorada.
| | krj
|
|
|
|
|
|



Maynard G. Krebbs August 18th 04 12:38 AM

On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:46:38 -0500, "Michael"
wrote:

Course maybe he AND Knobspit are both in Cuba .. . I can see it now.
Bobspit leads or follows or stays in a hotel behind the Cuban Army. Cpt
Neal and his friends from Calle Ocho are holed up in the Escambrey's.
Shades of 1959! Where's Time and Newsweek when you really need them?
Perhaps Neal on a Barbara Walters interview? Book? Movie Deal?

M.


I don't know about Cpt. Neal (last I heard he was going to the
Bahamas) but Bob is still around and posting on other groups.
Mark E. Williams

Michael August 18th 04 07:01 AM

Well forget him! He's out of the movie. Re-Write! Re-Write!

"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:46:38 -0500, "Michael"
wrote:

Course maybe he AND Knobspit are both in Cuba .. . I can see it now.
Bobspit leads or follows or stays in a hotel behind the Cuban Army. Cpt
Neal and his friends from Calle Ocho are holed up in the Escambrey's.
Shades of 1959! Where's Time and Newsweek when you really need them?
Perhaps Neal on a Barbara Walters interview? Book? Movie Deal?

M.


I don't know about Cpt. Neal (last I heard he was going to the
Bahamas) but Bob is still around and posting on other groups.
Mark E. Williams





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