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Do you know why people don't race gerbils?
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Bart Senior wrote:
Do you know why people don't race gerbils? They're too hard to get out of Gere. You believe all sorts of urban legends, don't you, Bart? Anyway, here's the straight deal on Gere and gerbils - yes, it's a myth, but the articles or not for the squeamish: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_216b.html http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm (BTW, your joke's so old it's eligible to vote) -- //-Walt // // http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/040514/matson.gif |
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No I don't believe it. Never-the-less I despise
Richard Gere. Did you hear what he said after 911? He will never be welcome in the New York area again. "Walt" wrote Bart Senior wrote: Do you know why people don't race gerbils? They're too hard to get out of Gere. You believe all sorts of urban legends, don't you, Bart? |
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You sure do despise a lot of people... I feel sorry for you,
but I suspect you despise yourself a lot more. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Bart Senior" wrote in message t... No I don't believe it. Never-the-less I despise Richard Gere. Did you hear what he said after 911? He will never be welcome in the New York area again. "Walt" wrote Bart Senior wrote: Do you know why people don't race gerbils? They're too hard to get out of Gere. You believe all sorts of urban legends, don't you, Bart? |
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OK, so exactly what did Gere say that infuriated you so much?
"Bart Senior" wrote in message t... No I don't believe it. Never-the-less I despise Richard Gere. Did you hear what he said after 911? He will never be welcome in the New York area again. "Walt" wrote Bart Senior wrote: Do you know why people don't race gerbils? They're too hard to get out of Gere. You believe all sorts of urban legends, don't you, Bart? |
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"Bart Senior" wrote in message et... I think he said, don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders. grin Truthfully, Gere spoke about compassion and so forth and to forget vengeance. I have the tape I'll have to watch it again. I disagree with Gere. The man is a devout Buddhist and spoke of compassion. And for this you have to make him the object of the crudest possible "joke". You are one sick puppy, Bart. |
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I think Gere is a Hindu. I'm a Buddist.
Nothing sick about it. What is sick is Gere's attitude is the attitude of a loser and a quitter. Lets set the stage. Gere stupidly talked about compassion in front of a crowd entirely made up of people who had just lost relatives and many friends to a brutal cowardly act of terrorism. This was a benefit concert for the families of policemen and fire fighters, and the husbands, wives, and children, victims of the terrorist attacks of 911. And, those serving that survived. I'd call what Gere said in that venue grossly insensitive and rude. These people were and are entitled to vengence. I liken it to the man who raped and killed my innocent 13 year old niece. I don't want to hear about compassion, I want her killer dead, and as quickly as possible. If you want to talk about compassion, find someone else to preach to. This points to the major differences between liberals and conservatives. Liberals lay down and die, conservatives stand up and fight. This was a crowd of fighters, not a bunch of lame, guilty liberals. If Gere can dish is out, he can take it too. It should be no problem for him to take it since he preaches compassion. Regarding the joke, it's funny, and it's fitting. No one believes it's true anyway. It certainly reflect how many people, myself included, feel about Richard Gere. If people like him (Kerry) run out country, we will all die. "Jeff Morris" wrote "Bart Senior" wrote I think he said, don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders. grin Truthfully, Gere spoke about compassion and so forth and to forget vengeance. I have the tape I'll have to watch it again. I disagree with Gere. The man is a devout Buddhist and spoke of compassion. And for this you have to make him the object of the crudest possible "joke". You are one sick puppy, |
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So, what you're saying is that it's ok to hate blindly rather
than have compassion for anyone. Thanks for clarifying. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Bart Senior" wrote in message et... I think Gere is a Hindu. I'm a Buddist. Nothing sick about it. What is sick is Gere's attitude is the attitude of a loser and a quitter. Lets set the stage. Gere stupidly talked about compassion in front of a crowd entirely made up of people who had just lost relatives and many friends to a brutal cowardly act of terrorism. This was a benefit concert for the families of policemen and fire fighters, and the husbands, wives, and children, victims of the terrorist attacks of 911. And, those serving that survived. I'd call what Gere said in that venue grossly insensitive and rude. These people were and are entitled to vengence. I liken it to the man who raped and killed my innocent 13 year old niece. I don't want to hear about compassion, I want her killer dead, and as quickly as possible. If you want to talk about compassion, find someone else to preach to. This points to the major differences between liberals and conservatives. Liberals lay down and die, conservatives stand up and fight. This was a crowd of fighters, not a bunch of lame, guilty liberals. If Gere can dish is out, he can take it too. It should be no problem for him to take it since he preaches compassion. Regarding the joke, it's funny, and it's fitting. No one believes it's true anyway. It certainly reflect how many people, myself included, feel about Richard Gere. If people like him (Kerry) run out country, we will all die. "Jeff Morris" wrote "Bart Senior" wrote I think he said, don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders. grin Truthfully, Gere spoke about compassion and so forth and to forget vengeance. I have the tape I'll have to watch it again. I disagree with Gere. The man is a devout Buddhist and spoke of compassion. And for this you have to make him the object of the crudest possible "joke". You are one sick puppy, |
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"Bart Senior" wrote in message
et... I think Gere is a Hindu. I'm a Buddist. Richard Gere is a Buddhist: http://www.shambhalasun.com/Archives...May99/gere.htm We have no idea what you are, Bart. You certainly aren't a Buddhist; you don't even know how its spelled! Unless, off course, you're really claiming you worship Budweiser. |
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Budda drank Bud's. Hence the beer belly.
"Jeff Morris" wrote "Bart Senior" wrote I think Gere is a Hindu. I'm a Buddist. Richard Gere is a Buddhist: http://www.shambhalasun.com/Archives...May99/gere.htm We have no idea what you are, Bart. You certainly aren't a Buddhist; you don't even know how its spelled! Unless, off course, you're really claiming you worship Budweiser. |
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Bart Senior wrote:
Budda drank Bud's. Hence the beer belly. If that's true, then what does Hotei drink?? http://www.barefootyoga.com/tshirt_img/om_hotei_lg.jpg BTW for those unfamiliar with Shinto, the monk Hotei was a traveler who spread wisdom and has been elevated to god status, and is associated with happiness & plenty DSK |
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"Bart Senior" wrote in message | I think Gere is a Hindu. I'm a Buddist. Bart... you are lying! CM |
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"Bart Senior" wrote in message et... | | I think you are right Vito. We will fail as long as the clerics | run these countries and tell their people how to think. A few | jokes may be more effective than thousands of troops. This from someone with a religious fundamentalist Christian as president!!!!??? Crusade anyone? CM |
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They have already nearly conquered Europe.
Keep an eye on Spain. This is a country that has been invaded many times in the past. It, along with Israel are priority targets of Islamic forces. Have you ever played Risk? You attack at your borders. Consider all Islamic countries as one nation. And remember, the group that controls the middle east tends to win the game. How about that for a divine joke? The game "Risk" has real world relevance. "Capt. Mooron" wrote "Bart Senior" wrote | | I think you are right Vito. We will fail as long as the clerics | run these countries and tell their people how to think. A few | jokes may be more effective than thousands of troops. This from someone with a religious fundamentalist Christian as president!!!!??? Crusade anyone? CM |
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Bart you must be smokin' better Bud than me.......!!!!
You started this mess.... yes Your country did start it! You put Osama in power to combat the Russians... now your ill thought out plan has backfired and you have managed to stumble forward with continued lack of perspective to arrive were you are. You gave them more of a cause to rally around than any other reason. Your idiot of a president with his "crusade" comment! You consistently fail to deliver on promises and fail to meet your objectives. You endanger any friendly nation associating with you.... your "friends" and coalition partners are abandoning you in droves! The terrorists are gaining ground and the situation is worsening! You seem to have the might but not the intellect to accomplish the goals of peace. In short... you are acting like collective Dumbasses! Truly Pathetic and I expect better! CM "Bart Senior" wrote in message et... | They have already nearly conquered Europe. | | Keep an eye on Spain. This is a country that has | been invaded many times in the past. It, along with | Israel are priority targets of Islamic forces. | | Have you ever played Risk? You attack at your | borders. Consider all Islamic countries as one | nation. And remember, the group that controls | the middle east tends to win the game. | | How about that for a divine joke? The game | "Risk" has real world relevance. | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote | | "Bart Senior" wrote | | | | I think you are right Vito. We will fail as long as the clerics | | run these countries and tell their people how to think. A few | | jokes may be more effective than thousands of troops. | | This from someone with a religious fundamentalist Christian as | president!!!!??? | | Crusade anyone? | | CM | | | | |
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Bart Senior wrote:
They have already nearly conquered Europe. What on earth are you talking about? Have you ever played Risk? You attack at your borders. That's because it doesn't have planes or ICBMs. And remember, the group that controls the middle east tends to win the game. The Middle East is one of the *hardest* territories to hold - it borders too many other countries and is thus open to attack from all sides. Of the contnents, Australasia is the easiest to hold (1 border), followed by South America (2 borders). Africa and North America next (3 borders each). Europe (4 borders) and Asia (5 borders) are invariably a bloodbath. Of the countless games of Risk I've played, I never saw anyone make gains out of trying to control the Middle East unless it was part of a successful wider strategy, namely, to capture and hold Asia for long enough to start earning reinforcements. Hard to do because those in Africa and Europe know what Asia is worth and will keep trashing the Middle East to prevent Asia from consolidating. -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
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I go for Africa and then the Middle East and then reinforce
until I can take So America, and then nibble away at Europe or N. America. Africa is somewhat easy to hold and offers an extra army over So American or Australia which seems to be an edge over those two continents. Moving from East Africa to the Middle East keeps the number of territories needed to defend the same. I think going to Asia is insane. It is too big, has too may borders and always fails. Have you tried putting two game boards together? It makes the game more interesting. Then one of the Asia's is a good option. "Wally" wrote The Middle East is one of the *hardest* territories to hold - it borders too many other countries and is thus open to attack from all sides. Of the contnents, Australasia is the easiest to hold (1 border), followed by South America (2 borders). Africa and North America next (3 borders each). Europe (4 borders) and Asia (5 borders) are invariably a bloodbath. Of the countless games of Risk I've played, I never saw anyone make gains out of trying to control the Middle East unless it was part of a successful wider strategy, namely, to capture and hold Asia for long enough to start earning reinforcements. Hard to do because those in Africa and Europe know what Asia is worth and will keep trashing the Middle East to prevent Asia from consolidating. |
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