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Uh, BB,
Taddy's not gay.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.726 / Virus Database: 481 - Release Date: 7/22/2004 |
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katysails wrote: Very kind of you Mr Crantz, but Bill the barnacle has already admitted he's an oyster. If you irritate him sufficiently, do you suppose he'll come up with a pearl? -- Hope must be hard-wired into the human psyche, since I live in hope despite all experience pointing the other way. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Henpecked? Harrassed? Harangued? Join the chorus: http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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A more humane Sockpuppet never
Did in this group exist, To nobody second, I'm certainly reckoned A true ventriloquist. It is my very humane endeavour To make, to some extent, Each barnuckle An endless chuckle Of harmless merriment. My object all sublime, I shall achieve in time. My object all sublime I shall achieve in time-- To let the punishment fit the rhyme-- The punishment fit the rhyme; And make each sailor rent Unwillingly represent A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment! |
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Hung Like A Barnacle
by Jon Deviant Hung like a barnacle, tongue like a lizard, hello girls, he's your sexual wizard. He won't love you long time, but he will love you good, you say that you shouldn't, but you know that you should. He does have the tools, he does have the skills, you feel like a fool, but it's hardly free will. You are a G-spot, and he your applier, no, Yes, Yes Yes! your loins are on fire. You feel yourself slipping, into the chasm, as you ride the waves of this endless orgasm, He is a bad boy, and it's not a fair living, but when you're hung like a barnacle, all is forgiven. Poets Note: The barnacle has the largest penis to body ratio of any known species of animal - it can also bend its penis around corners and into its own anus! |
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Bob Crantz wrote: A more humane Sockpuppet never Did in this group exist, To nobody second, I'm certainly reckoned A true ventriloquist. It is my very humane endeavour To make, to some extent, Each barnuckle An endless chuckle Of harmless merriment. My object all sublime, I shall achieve in time. My object all sublime I shall achieve in time-- To let the punishment fit the rhyme-- The punishment fit the rhyme; And make each sailor rent Unwillingly represent A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment! Barnacle Binary the Oyster is innocent! -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Henpecked? Harrassed? Harangued? Join the chorus: http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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wrote in message ... You and scrotumpole should get together and sing show tunes some evening. What a pair of drag queens. BB On this subject we pray you be dumb-- Dumb--dumb. We think you had better succumb-- Cumb--cumb! You'll find there are many Who'll cry for a penny-- Who'll cry for a penny! There's lots of good fish in the sea! There's lots of good fish in the sea! There's lots of good fish, good fish in the sea! There's lots of good fish, good fish in the sea, in the sea, in the sea, in the sea, in the sea! With joyous shout, with joyous shout and ringing cheer, Inaugurate, inaugurate our new career! With joyous shout and ringing cheer, joyous, joyous shout, With laughing song and merry dance, With laughing song and merry dance! With song and dance! |
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If someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list Of society's offenders who may well be underground And who never would be missed, they never would be missed. There's interior designers, window dressers and that sort And grubbers who retire in strings the minute they get caught Or those who have their noses pierces, or men who die their hair Or idiots who host chat shows and disc jockeys everywhere And customs men who fumbling through your underwear insist They'd none of them be missed, they'll none of them be missed. He's got them on a list, he's got them on a list And they'd none of them be missed, they'll none of them be missed. There's people with pretentious names like Justin, Trish and Rob And the gynecologist, I've got him on the list Or muggers, joggers, buggers, floggers, people who play golf They never would be missed. They never would be missed. Or waitresses who make you wait, accountants of all kinds And actresses who kiss and tell and wiggle their behinds And poncy little singers who to entertain us try By dressing up and women and by singing far to high And who on close observance must be either stoned or ****ed I don't think they'd be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed. He's got them on a list, he's got them on a list And they'd none of them be missed, they'll none of them be missed. There's the beggars who write letters from the Inland Revenue And the gossip columnist, I've got him on the list Comedians and weightlifters and opera singers too They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed. Or traffic wardens, bankers, men who sell Venetian blinds Or people who wear silly ties, Australians of all kinds ------------------------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And nasty little editors who's papers are the pits Who fill their rags with gossip and with huge and floppy.. er.. wrists But anyway I think by now you must have got the gist They'd none of them be missed. They'll none of them be missed. |
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Poets Note
Waaayyyyyy TMI..... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.726 / Virus Database: 481 - Release Date: 7/22/2004 |
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G&S are rolling over in their graves....
-- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.726 / Virus Database: 481 - Release Date: 7/22/2004 |
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Barnacle Bait by Jon Deviant A science lesson for you all, barnacles have large penises, but very small balls, they also have vaginas, and ovaries too, he is a she, unlike me and you, as for bait, they may very well work, to remove them from their shells, grab the penis, and give a jerk, thread it on a hook, and cast it out to sea, instead of gagging on balls, we may have fish for tea. To learn of fishing, go to the pub and not the library, local knowledge is the thing, but forever be you wary, fishermen, and smarter men, than the likes of you and I, have left the pub feeling proud, but filled with lavish lies. No need to complain, or sculk about and sook, just another victim of the fishermens hook! -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.726 / Virus Database: 481 - Release Date: 7/22/2004 |
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oh my!
BC "katysails" wrote in message ... Barnacle Bait by Jon Deviant A science lesson for you all, barnacles have large penises, but very small balls, they also have vaginas, and ovaries too, he is a she, unlike me and you, as for bait, they may very well work, to remove them from their shells, grab the penis, and give a jerk, thread it on a hook, and cast it out to sea, instead of gagging on balls, we may have fish for tea. To learn of fishing, go to the pub and not the library, local knowledge is the thing, but forever be you wary, fishermen, and smarter men, than the likes of you and I, have left the pub feeling proud, but filled with lavish lies. No need to complain, or sculk about and sook, just another victim of the fishermens hook! -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.726 / Virus Database: 481 - Release Date: 7/22/2004 |
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katysails wrote: G&S are rolling over in their graves.... -- ....with laughter. Totally appropriate, Katy dear; WSG updated the patter songs himself, depending on tour/location. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Henpecked? Harrassed? Harangued? Join the chorus: http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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