"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| You seem to have a problem with your friends to the south! The Texans
have
| been known for years having "everything bigger" than anyone else for over
20
| years. They have huge combs, flyswatters, lawn mowers...what ever you
would
| want to debate. Why would you want to change a Texan? They are a hoot!
| rofl...

No problems at all Darlin'.... matter of fact I feel perfectly comfortable
speaking my mind directly to them. I'd spend more time pointing out their
positive points... but they seem to have that down pat all by themselves.

Texans are a hoot.... ask anyone in the middle east right now. :-)

BTW - Huston was the only place anyone tried to rob me. It was a stand
off - he pointed to the pistol in under his shirt stuffed in his belt and I
drew my 2 1/2 ft Machete partly from it's scabbard in my girl friend's
knapsack. I bet him I could cut his hand off before he cleared the gun. He
took off when my girl friend hailed a passing cop car. Texas... the only
place you can bring a knife to a gun fight and win.
....and what the heck was with those swarms of green grasshoppers all over
the city.???

CM