Not only are you stupid, but you talk to sockpuppets.


And not only are you even more stupid for talking ABOUT sock puppets, but you
are first, incredibly WEAK, only pathetically able to absorb and mimic the
ridiculously uninformed collective viewpoint you are surrounded by without an
iota of independent thought, and second, so deep in the closet that you don't
even know it or otherwise so ashamed of yourself you can't admit your
sexuality. You're a mess.