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Bobsprit June 21st 04 04:34 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Loco sails once a week on
the average. Twice if he's lucky. Nothing wrong with that. It's his boat and he
has to work for a living, like most of us.
But the question is...does he EVER sail with a woman on board??? EVER???

Yes, the verdict is in!!!! (No, not about Scotty Potty and Horvath!)

RB

SAIL LOCO June 21st 04 05:37 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
,I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Loco sails once a
week on
the average. Twice if he's lucky. Nothing wrong with that. It's his boat and he
has to work for a living, like most of us.
But the question is...does he EVER sail with a woman on board??? EVER???

My wife and I took the boat out Saturday. And if you could keep up you would
know that a girl works the pointy end of my boat every Wednesday. Also if you
could keep up you would remember that I took an early retirement offer 6 months
ago. I don't have to work, take wedding videos or sell other peoples junk on
ebay. So, would you like to take another stab at how many days a week I sail?

S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"

Bobsprit June 21st 04 05:42 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
My wife and I took the boat out Saturday.


Wow!!!!!! Grandma and grandpa sailing! What a sight!!!!

Bwahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit June 21st 04 05:43 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
And if you could keep up you would
know that a girl works the pointy end of my boat every Wednesday.



Suuuuure she does!

RB

Bobsprit June 21st 04 05:43 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
So, would you like to take another stab at how many days a week I sail?


Uhhhh.....1?


RB

Scott Vernon June 21st 04 10:35 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
Normal people don't wait till their 40s to have kids.

SV

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
My wife and I took the boat out Saturday.


Wow!!!!!! Grandma and grandpa sailing! What a sight!!!!

Bwahahahaha!

RB



Scott Vernon June 21st 04 10:52 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 

OzOne wrote in message ...
On 21 Jun 2004 09:35:13 GMT, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Normal people don't wait till their 40s to have kids.

Wheeew, just made it into Scootz "normal" book....what a relief.


What were you waiting for?



BTW Scootz, how many pigs you got now ;-)


15 in the pen. , 2 in the house.

Scotty


Scott Vernon June 21st 04 11:06 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 

OzOne wrote

What were you waiting for?


The right desperate enough mare.


Clydesdale?



Yep, sounds normal to me...BTW when did your daughter move back home?



she never left.




Scott Vernon June 21st 04 11:13 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 

OzOne wrote

Show Pony


Show him what?




Bobsprit June 21st 04 11:32 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
Normal people don't wait till their 40s to have kids.


Poor Scotty Potty! Try reading ANYTHING! The 50's are over, boy!

Bwahahahhahahaaha!

RB

Bobsprit June 21st 04 11:33 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
Yep, sounds normal to me...BTW when did your daughter move back home?


she never left.

Inbreeding keeps her home.


RB

SAIL LOCO June 21st 04 04:04 PM

Those Rare Occasions
 
,,Wow!!!!!! Grandma and grandpa sailing! What a sight!!!!

LOL.......... I don't have any grand children and remember I took an EARLY
retirement deal.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"

Scott Vernon June 22nd 04 12:28 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
****head will be 65 when his kid graduates high school. Grandpa indeed.

SV

"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
,,Wow!!!!!! Grandma and grandpa sailing! What a sight!!!!

LOL.......... I don't have any grand children and remember I took an EARLY
retirement deal.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"



Scott Vernon June 22nd 04 12:30 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
which one?

OzOne wrote in message ...
On 21 Jun 2004 10:13:36 GMT, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote

Show Pony


Show him what?


The door.




Scott Vernon June 22nd 04 12:40 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
he's seen it.

OzOne wrote in message ...
On 21 Jun 2004 23:30:42 GMT, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

which one?

OzOne wrote in message

...
On 21 Jun 2004 10:13:36 GMT, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote

Show Pony

Show him what?


The door.


Back of course!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Scott Vernon June 22nd 04 12:49 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
isn't that what you wanted?


ozone scribbled thusly:

he's seen it.


Seems like you've left yourself wide open here Scootz ;-)




Thom Stewart June 22nd 04 05:08 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
Nutsy,

What's with you? Sailing with a woman has absolutly nothing to do with
seamanship, Good sailing, Enjoyment. It isn't a necessity to a good
trip.

Why do you make such a huge thing about it? Explain, please?

Ole Thom


SAIL LOCO June 22nd 04 05:28 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
Why do you make such a huge thing about it? Explain, please?.

He has to convince the group that he prefers his bimbo crew mates since he
doesn't have any male friends. I suspect because he is a punk. I hope he and
his wife never have a son. The kid will wind up in a bell tower someday and
blame his actions on the fact he didn't have a father figure.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"

Bobsprit June 22nd 04 11:22 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
Sailing with a woman has absolutly nothing to do with
seamanship, Good sailing, Enjoyment.


Who said it did?

RB

Bobsprit June 22nd 04 11:24 AM

Those Rare Occasions
 
He has to convince the group that he prefers his bimbo crew mates since he
doesn't have any male friends.


Loco wants me to post pics of men sailing. Nuff said.


RB


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