The Boat: Island Packet 35

You're sailing offshore alone, on autopilot and on a comfortable reach. You pad
below to get some hot chocolate when a strange noise alerts you that
something's up.
Back on deck you find that your boat is now traveling with a fairly large pod
of Sperm Whales. You count 5 or 6 adults and two calves. A large bull is making
somewhat unusual motions with his flukes and he swims closer to your boat.

What do you do?


RB

Bobsprit wrote:
The Boat: Island Packet 35

You're sailing offshore alone, on autopilot and on a comfortable reach. You pad
below to get some hot chocolate when a strange noise alerts you that
something's up.
Back on deck you find that your boat is now traveling with a fairly large pod
of Sperm Whales. You count 5 or 6 adults and two calves. A large bull is making
somewhat unusual motions with his flukes and he swims closer to your boat.

What do you do?

Democrat answer... ignore the whales, they are clearly hallucinations
brought on by too much LSD back in the '60s. Everybody knows whales are
extinct by now.

Republican answer... rake the whale with a burst of .50 cal fire
(tracers 1 in 3). After all whales are supposed to be extinct by now,
dammit!

DSK

On Tue, 15 Jun 2004 15:30:52 -0400, DSK wrote
this crap:


Republican answer... rake the whale with a burst of .50 cal fire
(tracers 1 in 3). After all whales are supposed to be extinct by now,
dammit!

Tracers should be 1 in 10, or you'll foul the barrel.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath wrote:
Tracers should be 1 in 10, or you'll foul the barrel.

That's what grunts are for, to clean it out later.

1-3 makes it more fun.

DSK

On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 14:02:33 -0400, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
Tracers should be 1 in 10, or you'll foul the barrel.

That's what grunts are for, to clean it out later.

I clean my own weapons, dumbass. And all my men clean their own
weapons. The grunts bring me beer and pizza, dumbass.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

That's what he tells his boyfriend when he gets caught in the bathroom.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 14:02:33 -0400, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
Tracers should be 1 in 10, or you'll foul the barrel.

That's what grunts are for, to clean it out later.

I clean my own weapons, dumbass. And all my men clean their own
weapons. The grunts bring me beer and pizza, dumbass.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

you throw boobsy over board for a meal

The Boat: Island Packet 35

You're sailing offshore alone, on autopilot and on a comfortable reach.
You pad
below to get some hot chocolate when a strange noise alerts you that
something's up.
Back on deck you find that your boat is now traveling with a fairly large
pod
of Sperm Whales. You count 5 or 6 adults and two calves. A large bull is
making
somewhat unusual motions with his flukes and he swims closer to your boat.

What do you do?


RB

"Captain Bly" wrote in message
...

you throw boobsy over board for a meal

first grease up his ass, he did say they were sperm whales.

On Tue, 15 Jun 2004 19:48:48 GMT, "Captain Bly"
wrote this crap:


you throw boobsy over board for a meal


Sperm whales are vegetarians.

But you WILL scare them away.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

you throw boobsy over board for a meal


Sperm whales are vegetarians.


100% wrong. They are toothed whales, feeding on fish, squid and so on.

RB