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On 16 Jun 2004 01:03:51 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

you throw boobsy over board for a meal


Sperm whales are vegetarians.


100% wrong. They are toothed whales, feeding on fish, squid and so on.


You call that meat?





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What If???? #2
 

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/sub...ermwhale.shtml


Sperm whales are carnivores that mostly eat giant squid that live on the ocean
bottom at great depths. They also eat fish , octopus, and skate. In 1998, off
the coast of Indonesia, 3 sperm whales were observed attacking a rare, filter
feeding megamouth shark.

What If???? #2
 

Democrat... feel the pain of the whale. Really feel it.
Republican.... call in an air strike.

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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The Boat: Island Packet 35

You're sailing offshore alone, on autopilot and on a comfortable reach.
You pad
below to get some hot chocolate when a strange noise alerts you that
something's up.
Back on deck you find that your boat is now traveling with a fairly large
pod
of Sperm Whales. You count 5 or 6 adults and two calves. A large bull is
making
somewhat unusual motions with his flukes and he swims closer to your boat.

What do you do?


RB

What If???? #2
 

Horass thinks meat = boyfriend.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On 16 Jun 2004 01:03:51 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

you throw boobsy over board for a meal


Sperm whales are vegetarians.


100% wrong. They are toothed whales, feeding on fish, squid and so on.


You call that meat?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

What If???? #2
 

What one should do very quickly is to stop acting like a female whale......

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What If???? #2
 

Yeah, and don't run! Actually, you don't have to outrun the whale, you
just have to outrun Horass.

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"katysails" wrote in message
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What one should do very quickly is to stop acting like a female
whale......

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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

What If???? #2
 

Horvath wrote:
Tracers should be 1 in 10, or you'll foul the barrel.

That's what grunts are for, to clean it out later.

1-3 makes it more fun.

DSK

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On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 14:02:33 -0400, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
Tracers should be 1 in 10, or you'll foul the barrel.

That's what grunts are for, to clean it out later.

I clean my own weapons, dumbass. And all my men clean their own
weapons. The grunts bring me beer and pizza, dumbass.





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What If???? #2
 

That's what he tells his boyfriend when he gets caught in the bathroom.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 14:02:33 -0400, DSK wrote
this crap:

Horvath wrote:
Tracers should be 1 in 10, or you'll foul the barrel.

That's what grunts are for, to clean it out later.

I clean my own weapons, dumbass. And all my men clean their own
weapons. The grunts bring me beer and pizza, dumbass.





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