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Bart Senior June 12th 04 02:32 PM

Fish Story !
 
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from
the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached
by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman turns to the warden, "I did not catch these
lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the
water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take
them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day,"
he says.

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal
to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden
and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws
the lobsters back into the water.

The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show
me that they will come out of the water."

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"






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