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QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W.
BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China. To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not xxxxxxx us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty --- starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead. God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier. |
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as a SNL skit?
"Bart Senior" wrote in message ... QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China. To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not xxxxxxx us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty --- starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead. God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier. |
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It would be proof that he's an idiot, which he isn't.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Bart Senior" wrote in message ... QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China. To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not xxxxxxx us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty --- starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead. God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier. |
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That's a pretty strong hallucinogenic you're taking there, Bart....
-- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Bart Senior wrote:
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. ??? Shutting off all foreign aid to everybody for five years won't pay for the Iraq war *so far*. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Agreed. Problem... "growing fat on corruption" means that they are buying goods (most likely weapons) from American companies... companies that make campaign contributions... Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. That would be very conservative, wouldn't it? ;) Anyway I'd rather see them spend the money on the space program. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. You mean like Bush did with Osama Bin Laden? .. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. Bush speaks Spanish, not French. Anyway, think seriously about what the break up of NATO would mean. Actually, NATO would not break up, it would just become a new alliance against us. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. That part is funny, but the same holds true of the U.S. Congress & Senate. And as a foreign & economic policy, isolationism makes less sense now than it did in 1938. The rhetoric about "not appeasing hostile foreign leaders" is the corollary. Bush has less chance of making this speech than he does of getting invited to a sledding party by Chavez. DSK |
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This is also true.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "DSK" wrote in message ... Bart Senior wrote: Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. ??? Shutting off all foreign aid to everybody for five years won't pay for the Iraq war *so far*. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Agreed. Problem... "growing fat on corruption" means that they are buying goods (most likely weapons) from American companies... companies that make campaign contributions... Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. That would be very conservative, wouldn't it? ;) Anyway I'd rather see them spend the money on the space program. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. You mean like Bush did with Osama Bin Laden? .. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. Bush speaks Spanish, not French. Anyway, think seriously about what the break up of NATO would mean. Actually, NATO would not break up, it would just become a new alliance against us. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. That part is funny, but the same holds true of the U.S. Congress & Senate. And as a foreign & economic policy, isolationism makes less sense now than it did in 1938. The rhetoric about "not appeasing hostile foreign leaders" is the corollary. Bush has less chance of making this speech than he does of getting invited to a sledding party by Chavez. DSK |
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"Bart Senior" wrote in message t...
QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? Id Love to hear it! Did you see the president having to sit with the French prick this morning? You could tell Bush despised the *******, was going to shake his hand but pulled it back before he got a greasy palm. joe |
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Yeh, I agree.. especially since Bush had previously told him to drop dead.
Now he has to go crawling back. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message om... "Bart Senior" wrote in message t... QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? Id Love to hear it! Did you see the president having to sit with the French prick this morning? You could tell Bush despised the *******, was going to shake his hand but pulled it back before he got a greasy palm. joe |
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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Yeh, I agree.. especially since Bush had previously told him to drop dead. Now he has to go crawling back. crawling back my ass, it was just a photo opp for clowns like you. That dirty stinking frenchman, thanking the USA for saving France on D-Day yet cowers and sucks of to the likes of Saddam. What a worthless usless *******. Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message om... "Bart Senior" wrote in message t... QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? Id Love to hear it! Did you see the president having to sit with the French prick this morning? You could tell Bush despised the *******, was going to shake his hand but pulled it back before he got a greasy palm. joe |
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On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 23:07:19 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap: Yeh, I agree.. especially since Bush had previously told him to drop dead. Now he has to go crawling back. That's nonsense. President George W. Bush will never crawl to the frogs. Just cuz you gay guys like the French so much, doesn't mean the rest of us do. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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Any real man, who told the world that we didn't need the UN, that the
UN was obsolete (or just about), who called the Europeans old school, wouldn't have shook his hand. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message om... "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... Yeh, I agree.. especially since Bush had previously told him to drop dead. Now he has to go crawling back. crawling back my ass, it was just a photo opp for clowns like you. That dirty stinking frenchman, thanking the USA for saving France on D-Day yet cowers and sucks of to the likes of Saddam. What a worthless usless *******. Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message om... "Bart Senior" wrote in message t... QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? Id Love to hear it! Did you see the president having to sit with the French prick this morning? You could tell Bush despised the *******, was going to shake his hand but pulled it back before he got a greasy palm. joe |
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Sorry, but that's exactly what he and his administration is doing.
He tried to weasel around and get Nato involved until the French said no way. Then, he backed down again. Talk about a wimp! He BACKED DOWN TO FRANCE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 23:07:19 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote this crap: Yeh, I agree.. especially since Bush had previously told him to drop dead. Now he has to go crawling back. That's nonsense. President George W. Bush will never crawl to the frogs. Just cuz you gay guys like the French so much, doesn't mean the rest of us do. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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"Bart Senior" wrote in message
... | QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. | BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? | A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are | likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to | try not xxxxxxx us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. | President | Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude | adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions | sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border | security. Well Bart..... I'd be delighted....... ;-) That would effectively shut down the already constricted border we share with the USA. I see that "Free Speech" is as selective as "Free Will" with you isn't it? The "You're either with us or Against us" song and dance is getting old Bart! We could immediatly, not only legalize pot... but start growing it in volumes that would pale your corn and wheat! That alone would pay off our national debt and overcome any loss in trade! Your own people would be crossing the border to refill their knapsacks with the best Bud in the Free World.... !!!! Think about no more cheap pharmaceuticals for you folks either.... and you'd have to fly to Alaska... no more nice long drives. American Airlines has just opened scheduled service to New York from Halifax.... I understand business isn't what they expected... I wonder why? Got Gas? Got Fresh Water? ....runnin' low on timber? Would you prevent your National Companies from doing business on a global basis as well.... many countries would be delighted with that idea. You might want to split that spare military force and line it up on every border you have.... and buddy that's one long piece of real estate we share there. Yup ... with that policy you'd be well on your way down the path of the former USSR!! Good Luck!! PS: do ya think that maybe your state of "Georgia" would separate?? After all Nova Scotia supported the South in your Civil War! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa.....!!!! CM |
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Calm down Moron. The border he's talking about is Mexican. We would most
likely take over Canadada (for the oil) and treat you guys as one of us (almost). Georgia isn't really part of the US, it's a 'Southern' state. SV "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... "Bart Senior" wrote in message ... | QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. | BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? | A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are | likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to | try not xxxxxxx us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. | President | Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude | adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions | sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border | security. Well Bart..... I'd be delighted....... ;-) That would effectively shut down the already constricted border we share with the USA. I see that "Free Speech" is as selective as "Free Will" with you isn't it? The "You're either with us or Against us" song and dance is getting old Bart! We could immediatly, not only legalize pot... but start growing it in volumes that would pale your corn and wheat! That alone would pay off our national debt and overcome any loss in trade! Your own people would be crossing the border to refill their knapsacks with the best Bud in the Free World.... !!!! Think about no more cheap pharmaceuticals for you folks either.... and you'd have to fly to Alaska... no more nice long drives. American Airlines has just opened scheduled service to New York from Halifax.... I understand business isn't what they expected... I wonder why? Got Gas? Got Fresh Water? ...runnin' low on timber? Would you prevent your National Companies from doing business on a global basis as well.... many countries would be delighted with that idea. You might want to split that spare military force and line it up on every border you have.... and buddy that's one long piece of real estate we share there. Yup ... with that policy you'd be well on your way down the path of the former USSR!! Good Luck!! PS: do ya think that maybe your state of "Georgia" would separate?? After all Nova Scotia supported the South in your Civil War! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa.....!!!! CM |
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Mooron stated:
Your own people would be crossing the border to refill their knapsacks with the best Bud in the Free World.... !!!! Oh heck...most people who toke in Michigan just grow their own....it grows wild here....not agreeing with Bart, but just pointing out one ridiculous statement answering another....BTW, what are you going to offer all ypur citizens that work in the US but live in Canada when they can't enter every day for their jobs? This kind of discussion gets no one anywhere, it just fuels more hatred and intolerance. Start thinking about cause and effect..on both sides...and then rethink your positions.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Calm Down!!???? NEVER! ;-)
CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... | Calm down Moron. The border he's talking about is Mexican. We would most | likely take over Canadada (for the oil) and treat you guys as one of us | (almost). Georgia isn't really part of the US, it's a 'Southern' state. | | SV | | | | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message | ... | "Bart Senior" wrote in message | ... | | QUESTION: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. | | BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? | | A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are | | likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to | | try not xxxxxxx us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. | | President | | Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude | | adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions | | sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border | | security. | | Well Bart..... I'd be delighted....... ;-) | That would effectively shut down the already constricted border we share | with the USA. I see that "Free Speech" is as selective as "Free Will" with | you isn't it? The "You're either with us or Against us" song and dance is | getting old Bart! | | We could immediatly, not only legalize pot... but start growing it in | volumes that would pale your corn and wheat! That alone would pay off our | national debt and overcome any loss in trade! Your own people would be | crossing the border to refill their knapsacks with the best Bud in the | Free | World.... !!!! | | Think about no more cheap pharmaceuticals for you folks either.... and | you'd | have to fly to Alaska... no more nice long drives. American Airlines has | just opened scheduled service to New York from Halifax.... I understand | business isn't what they expected... I wonder why? Got Gas? Got Fresh | Water? | ...runnin' low on timber? Would you prevent your National Companies from | doing business on a global basis as well.... many countries would be | delighted with that idea. | | You might want to split that spare military force and line it up on every | border you have.... and buddy that's one long piece of real estate we | share | there. | | Yup ... with that policy you'd be well on your way down the path of the | former USSR!! Good Luck!! | | PS: do ya think that maybe your state of "Georgia" would separate?? After | all Nova Scotia supported the South in your Civil War! | | Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa.....!!!! | | | CM | | | | |
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Aw heck.... how am I supposed to wind up the NG with all this touchy feely
make peace not war propaganda!!??? More than half the Cannucks workin' in the USA and living in Canada are running drugs! Everyone knows that! You'll all be drug addicts in short order! Michigan grows substandard weed and everyone knows that! Yanks love to visit Canada because they realize we actually put alcohol in our beer! The USA doesn't even realize that Canada is well on it's way to taking over your entire country... I mean cripes, you guys have hockey now! Our players are all over your country. We're breeding with your citizens ... our guys are doing your women and our women are doing your guys.... soon you'll all be sayin' EH!, Ruuf and Hoser! Keep after the Taliban..... don't pay us no mind Ya'll! CM "katysails" wrote in message ... | Mooron stated: | Your own people would be | crossing the border to refill their knapsacks with the best Bud in the Free | World.... !!!! | | Oh heck...most people who toke in Michigan just grow their own....it grows | wild here....not agreeing with Bart, but just pointing out one ridiculous | statement answering another....BTW, what are you going to offer all ypur | citizens that work in the US but live in Canada when they can't enter every | day for their jobs? This kind of discussion gets no one anywhere, it just | fuels more hatred and intolerance. | | Start thinking about cause and effect..on both sides...and then rethink your | positions.... | -- | katysails | s/v Chanteuse | Kirie Elite 32 | http://katysails.tripod.com | | "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax | and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein | | |
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I mean cripes, you guys have hockey now!
Scuse me...Michigan has had the Red Wings for longer than I've lived (and we all know that that's a considerable period of time...) As for the rest, doesn't make no never mind to me if we become a NA melting pot...hallf my relatives already say "eh", "ruuf" and we already say "hoser"....just don't bring any "newfies" (and you know I don't mean dogs)....they resemble yoopers way way too much and we already have a ton of those... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Fri, 11 Jun 2004 08:45:12 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap: Sorry, but that's exactly what he and his administration is doing. He tried to weasel around and get Nato involved until the French said no way. Then, he backed down again. Talk about a wimp! He BACKED DOWN TO FRANCE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's nonsense. But you didn't answer the question. Why do you gay guys like the French? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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I don't know... why do you?
You and Bu**** would make a great couple. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 Jun 2004 08:45:12 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote this crap: Sorry, but that's exactly what he and his administration is doing. He tried to weasel around and get Nato involved until the French said no way. Then, he backed down again. Talk about a wimp! He BACKED DOWN TO FRANCE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's nonsense. But you didn't answer the question. Why do you gay guys like the French? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote ...
Michigan grows substandard weed and everyone knows that! Common knowledge; best pot is grown in amongst corn fields. We're breeding with your citizens ... our guys are doing your women and your guys.... this is good? Scotty |
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"katysails" wrote: hallf my relatives already say "eh", "ruuf" and we already say "hoser".... I've got the "eh" or "aye",... but what does "ruuf" and "hoser" mean? LP |
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"Scott Vernon" wrote: We're breeding with your citizens ... our guys are doing your women and your guys.... this is good? Ya never know... LP ;-D |
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On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 21:11:15 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
wrote this crap: "katysails" wrote: hallf my relatives already say "eh", "ruuf" and we already say "hoser".... I've got the "eh" or "aye",... but what does "ruuf" and "hoser" mean? A "ruuf" is on the top of your house, and a "hoser" is the guy watering your flowers. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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