I wasn't grinning that much - I thought I was going in for simple impressions,
but it got more complicated. When you hear the dentist say "Nurse, quick,
anesthesia!" you know you have a bit of a problem.



"Joe" wrote in message
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"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
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Nav ie: jet setter, international genious, world savy, American expert.

Bwaaaaahahahahahhaha ROTFLMAO

Thanks Jeff! Did the dentist notice the sudden grin?

Joe






So I'm sitting in the dentist's chair this afternoon trying to will my mind
as
far as possible from my body and I start contemplating Nav's old comments.
They
just don't fit in with my recollections of the Constitution.

I don't recall any metal bands around her. She wasn't sinking. There were
always Navy personal - its a working Navy base, after all (sort of).

Phillips? There's no "Phillips" near the Constitution. And she was never
moved
around the harbor, she was always at Pier 1. And there's no Key St. in
Boston.
But wait! There's a Key Highway in Baltimore. And a Phillips Restaurant
right
near where they keep the ... wait for it ... The Constellation!

Nav was all along confusing the Constitution for the Constellation! But
isn't
that an easy mistake? Weren't they sister ships? Well, not really.

For those who don't know the story, there's a ship in Baltimore Harbor that
has
been billed as the original Constellation, a smaller version of the
Constitution, launched in 1797. However, it turned out to be a hoax. The
original Constellation was broken up in Norfolk in 1853, and a new ship, of
larger proportions, was built in 1855 and given the name Constellation.
Recent
inspection has proven that the framing is completely different from the
original, so any claim that the new ship was some form of refit of the
original
is simply bogus. At some later point someone actually rebuilt the new
Constellation to resemble the original, and the hoax was adopted well
meaning
folks in Baltimore. They now admit there is little or no connection between
the
ships.

It is true that the new Constellation is in pretty sad shape - I felt a bit
embarrassed walking around it knowing we had the real thing in Boston. And
I
suppose she deserves a spot in our history, but she is NOT Old Ironsides!

Does anyone think that nav knows anything about the Constitution?
BWAHAHAHA!

-jeff