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JAXAshby March 11th 04 01:13 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
The Numb-Nutted gNomes of kNighted Nowhere have responded as expected. That is
when shown how and why RDF is not even close to 2* accuracy they start running
in circles trying to catch their short tails, all while proclaiming apples are
green and pixie dust tastes like chicken.

Other people might say, "Gee thanks. I always wondered how that worked. I
learned something today". But not N^5. The silly little Neutered Nabobs
didn't learn anything because it was all too far beyond them. So they popped
another tube of glue and nattered on, neighing at each other as the nullset
ninnies they are.

Jesus, and I gave them three days to google up enough info to write an
explanation themselves. had they been able to do that they might have claimed
they really did No. But Nummies they are, they nosedived. Again.

Anyone wanna ask N^5 just how they used their claimed paper sextant in the
moisture of a fog to tell position?

If any of them did actually plow through the granite ledges in a fog off Maine,
they got lucky even if they didn't know it. God takes care of fools and little
children.

Jeff Morris March 11th 04 02:13 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
All you did was embarrass yourself, jaxie. But you're used to that, aren't you?


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
The Numb-Nutted gNomes of kNighted Nowhere have responded as expected. That

is
when shown how and why RDF is not even close to 2* accuracy they start running
in circles trying to catch their short tails, all while proclaiming apples are
green and pixie dust tastes like chicken.

Other people might say, "Gee thanks. I always wondered how that worked. I
learned something today". But not N^5. The silly little Neutered Nabobs
didn't learn anything because it was all too far beyond them. So they popped
another tube of glue and nattered on, neighing at each other as the nullset
ninnies they are.

Jesus, and I gave them three days to google up enough info to write an
explanation themselves. had they been able to do that they might have claimed
they really did No. But Nummies they are, they nosedived. Again.

Anyone wanna ask N^5 just how they used their claimed paper sextant in the
moisture of a fog to tell position?

If any of them did actually plow through the granite ledges in a fog off

Maine,
they got lucky even if they didn't know it. God takes care of fools and

little
children.




JAXAshby March 11th 04 02:21 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
jeffies, one of the problems of trying to treat a rumdum like as a human of at
least ordinary intelligence is that you don't catch on even as quickly as
mongrel dog learning to pee on the newspaper.

if indeed you did thread your way through the granite ledges in a Maine fog as
you say you did, you are lucky to have survived. unfortunately, you are too
dumb to know how lucky.

What a shame.

All you did was embarrass yourself, jaxie. But you're used to that, aren't
you?


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
The Numb-Nutted gNomes of kNighted Nowhere have responded as expected.

That
is
when shown how and why RDF is not even close to 2* accuracy they start

running
in circles trying to catch their short tails, all while proclaiming apples

are
green and pixie dust tastes like chicken.

Other people might say, "Gee thanks. I always wondered how that worked. I
learned something today". But not N^5. The silly little Neutered Nabobs
didn't learn anything because it was all too far beyond them. So they

popped
another tube of glue and nattered on, neighing at each other as the nullset
ninnies they are.

Jesus, and I gave them three days to google up enough info to write an
explanation themselves. had they been able to do that they might have

claimed
they really did No. But Nummies they are, they nosedived. Again.

Anyone wanna ask N^5 just how they used their claimed paper sextant in the
moisture of a fog to tell position?

If any of them did actually plow through the granite ledges in a fog off

Maine,
they got lucky even if they didn't know it. God takes care of fools and

little
children.












otnmbrd March 11th 04 02:35 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
I see, as per usual, you couldn't answer my question. Why is that Jax?
Why is it you always avoid answering peoples questions? Can't "google"
fast enough?
Let's be blunt, you gave a BS dissertation on RDF, full of errors. The
only thing anyone could hold you up as an example for, is an example of
why a newbie should take a Power Squadron or CG aux. course.
I must agree with others .... you are approaching "meltdown" far more
quickly this time.

otn


JAXAshby March 11th 04 02:40 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
you asked no question. you chased your tail hoping no one would realize you
didn't know RDF's were aligned by magnetic compass, so therefore could be no
more accurate. duh.

no wonder you pontificated.

I see, as per usual, you couldn't answer my question. Why is that Jax?
Why is it you always avoid answering peoples questions? Can't "google"
fast enough?
Let's be blunt, you gave a BS dissertation on RDF, full of errors. The
only thing anyone could hold you up as an example for, is an example of
why a newbie should take a Power Squadron or CG aux. course.
I must agree with others .... you are approaching "meltdown" far more
quickly this time.

otn










Jeff Morris March 11th 04 02:49 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
Sorry jaxie, when did I claim to "thread through granite ledges" using RDF?
This is your fantasy, possibly because you've never been to Maine.

Are you actually claiming no one ever cruises Maine? Its impossible? Do
Lobstermen stay at home when there's a possibility of fog? Are you softer than
puppy ****?

The funny thing is, you agreed completely with me when you said "if one is far
enough away from known granite ledges not all that bad as compared to just
bobbing around in the water." If its "not all that bad" for approaches, what
have you been ranting about?



"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
jeffies, one of the problems of trying to treat a rumdum like as a human of at
least ordinary intelligence is that you don't catch on even as quickly as
mongrel dog learning to pee on the newspaper.

if indeed you did thread your way through the granite ledges in a Maine fog as
you say you did, you are lucky to have survived. unfortunately, you are too
dumb to know how lucky.

What a shame.

All you did was embarrass yourself, jaxie. But you're used to that, aren't
you?


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
The Numb-Nutted gNomes of kNighted Nowhere have responded as expected.

That
is
when shown how and why RDF is not even close to 2* accuracy they start

running
in circles trying to catch their short tails, all while proclaiming apples

are
green and pixie dust tastes like chicken.

Other people might say, "Gee thanks. I always wondered how that worked. I
learned something today". But not N^5. The silly little Neutered Nabobs
didn't learn anything because it was all too far beyond them. So they

popped
another tube of glue and nattered on, neighing at each other as the nullset
ninnies they are.

Jesus, and I gave them three days to google up enough info to write an
explanation themselves. had they been able to do that they might have

claimed
they really did No. But Nummies they are, they nosedived. Again.

Anyone wanna ask N^5 just how they used their claimed paper sextant in the
moisture of a fog to tell position?

If any of them did actually plow through the granite ledges in a fog off

Maine,
they got lucky even if they didn't know it. God takes care of fools and

little
children.














otnmbrd March 11th 04 03:54 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 


JAXAshby wrote:
you asked no question. you chased your tail hoping no one would realize you
didn't know RDF's were aligned by magnetic compass, so therefore could be no
more accurate. duh.

no wonder you pontificated.


LOL, glad I was waiting to the end of this session to plonk you....

Yes I did ask a question. To repeat: What does "Ships didn't have mobile
radio compasses, so they weren't aligned each time they were used" refer
to (it's your statement)....care to answer?

As to your other statement .... RDF's signals could be taken either
using magnetic or gyro or fluxgate compasses, and the accuracy was
dependent on a number of factors, but with any of the three, could well
fall into the ranges stated.
New question: How the hell did you think anyone plotted an RDF bearing
if they didn't "align" it with the compass?

otn ... you will be plonked, but I'll hold to see if you can make any
reasonable response.



JAXAshby March 11th 04 04:57 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
jeffies, chasing his tail in circles, writes:

Sorry jaxie, when did I claim to "thread through granite ledges" using RDF?
This is your fantasy, possibly because you've never been to Maine.

Are you actually claiming no one ever cruises Maine? Its impossible? Do
Lobstermen stay at home when there's a possibility of fog? Are you softer
than
puppy ****?

The funny thing is, you agreed completely with me when you said "if one is
far
enough away from known granite ledges not all that bad as compared to just
bobbing around in the water." If its "not all that bad" for approaches, what
have you been ranting about?



"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
jeffies, one of the problems of trying to treat a rumdum like as a human of

at
least ordinary intelligence is that you don't catch on even as quickly as
mongrel dog learning to pee on the newspaper.

if indeed you did thread your way through the granite ledges in a Maine fog

as
you say you did, you are lucky to have survived. unfortunately, you are

too
dumb to know how lucky.

What a shame.

All you did was embarrass yourself, jaxie. But you're used to that,

aren't
you?


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
The Numb-Nutted gNomes of kNighted Nowhere have responded as expected.
That
is
when shown how and why RDF is not even close to 2* accuracy they start
running
in circles trying to catch their short tails, all while proclaiming

apples
are
green and pixie dust tastes like chicken.

Other people might say, "Gee thanks. I always wondered how that worked.

I
learned something today". But not N^5. The silly little Neutered

Nabobs
didn't learn anything because it was all too far beyond them. So they
popped
another tube of glue and nattered on, neighing at each other as the

nullset
ninnies they are.

Jesus, and I gave them three days to google up enough info to write an
explanation themselves. had they been able to do that they might have
claimed
they really did No. But Nummies they are, they nosedived. Again.

Anyone wanna ask N^5 just how they used their claimed paper sextant in

the
moisture of a fog to tell position?

If any of them did actually plow through the granite ledges in a fog off
Maine,
they got lucky even if they didn't know it. God takes care of fools and
little
children.





















JAXAshby March 11th 04 05:08 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
ignorant fool over the nee, chasing his tail in circles, writes the trash
below:

you asked no question. you chased your tail hoping no one would realize

you
didn't know RDF's were aligned by magnetic compass, so therefore could be

no
more accurate. duh.

no wonder you pontificated.


LOL, glad I was waiting to the end of this session to plonk you....

Yes I did ask a question. To repeat: What does "Ships didn't have mobile
radio compasses, so they weren't aligned each time they were used" refer
to (it's your statement)....care to answer?

As to your other statement .... RDF's signals could be taken either
using magnetic or gyro or fluxgate compasses, and the accuracy was
dependent on a number of factors, but with any of the three, could well
fall into the ranges stated.
New question: How the hell did you think anyone plotted an RDF bearing
if they didn't "align" it with the compass?

otn ... you will be plonked, but I'll hold to see if you can make any
reasonable response.











otnmbrd March 11th 04 04:48 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 
As expected, unable to answer some simple questions .... plonk

otn

JAXAshby wrote:
ignorant fool over the nee, chasing his tail in circles, writes the trash
below:


you asked no question. you chased your tail hoping no one would realize


you

didn't know RDF's were aligned by magnetic compass, so therefore could be


no

more accurate. duh.

no wonder you pontificated.


LOL, glad I was waiting to the end of this session to plonk you....

Yes I did ask a question. To repeat: What does "Ships didn't have mobile
radio compasses, so they weren't aligned each time they were used" refer
to (it's your statement)....care to answer?

As to your other statement .... RDF's signals could be taken either
using magnetic or gyro or fluxgate compasses, and the accuracy was
dependent on a number of factors, but with any of the three, could well
fall into the ranges stated.
New question: How the hell did you think anyone plotted an RDF bearing
if they didn't "align" it with the compass?

otn ... you will be plonked, but I'll hold to see if you can make any
reasonable response.




JAXAshby March 11th 04 05:36 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 
you asked no questions. you did nothing but pontificate, and you did so
clearly showing one and all you do not understand the technique nor how it
works.

you are a cookbook navigator trying to claim the cake bakes because the light
is on inside the oven.


As expected, unable to answer some simple questions .... plonk

otn

JAXAshby wrote:
ignorant fool over the nee, chasing his tail in circles, writes the trash
below:


you asked no question. you chased your tail hoping no one would realize

you

didn't know RDF's were aligned by magnetic compass, so therefore could be

no

more accurate. duh.

no wonder you pontificated.

LOL, glad I was waiting to the end of this session to plonk you....

Yes I did ask a question. To repeat: What does "Ships didn't have mobile
radio compasses, so they weren't aligned each time they were used" refer
to (it's your statement)....care to answer?

As to your other statement .... RDF's signals could be taken either
using magnetic or gyro or fluxgate compasses, and the accuracy was
dependent on a number of factors, but with any of the three, could well
fall into the ranges stated.
New question: How the hell did you think anyone plotted an RDF bearing
if they didn't "align" it with the compass?

otn ... you will be plonked, but I'll hold to see if you can make any
reasonable response.












Shen44 March 11th 04 06:09 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 
Subject: There you have it, Folks.
From: (JAXAshby)


Hey Jaxass, read your post and follow through to his. I see TWO (2) very
distinct questions. Now, either you're blind, or you don't understand the (?)
mark.

Shen

you asked no questions. you did nothing but pontificate, and you did so
clearly showing one and all you do not understand the technique nor how it
works.

you are a cookbook navigator trying to claim the cake bakes because the light
is on inside the oven.


As expected, unable to answer some simple questions .... plonk

otn

JAXAshby wrote:
ignorant fool over the nee, chasing his tail in circles, writes the trash
below:


you asked no question. you chased your tail hoping no one would realize

you

didn't know RDF's were aligned by magnetic compass, so therefore could be

no

more accurate. duh.

no wonder you pontificated.

LOL, glad I was waiting to the end of this session to plonk you....

Yes I did ask a question. To repeat: What does "Ships didn't have mobile
radio compasses, so they weren't aligned each time they were used" refer
to (it's your statement)....care to answer?

As to your other statement .... RDF's signals could be taken either
using magnetic or gyro or fluxgate compasses, and the accuracy was
dependent on a number of factors, but with any of the three, could well
fall into the ranges stated.
New question: How the hell did you think anyone plotted an RDF bearing
if they didn't "align" it with the compass?

otn ... you will be plonked, but I'll hold to see if you can make any
reasonable response.














JAXAshby March 11th 04 06:50 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 
ah, now I see the problem shen. you don't know what the English word
"question" means. Or else you confuse it with the English word "pontificate".

not enough years in high school for you, shen. you should have stayed a few
more.

Hey Jaxass, read your post and follow through to his. I see TWO (2) very
distinct questions. Now, either you're blind, or you don't understand the (?)
mark.

Shen

you asked no questions. you did nothing but pontificate, and you did so
clearly showing one and all you do not understand the technique nor how it
works.

you are a cookbook navigator trying to claim the cake bakes because the

light
is on inside the oven.


As expected, unable to answer some simple questions .... plonk

otn

JAXAshby wrote:
ignorant fool over the nee, chasing his tail in circles, writes the trash
below:


you asked no question. you chased your tail hoping no one would realize

you

didn't know RDF's were aligned by magnetic compass, so therefore could

be

no

more accurate. duh.

no wonder you pontificated.

LOL, glad I was waiting to the end of this session to plonk you....

Yes I did ask a question. To repeat: What does "Ships didn't have mobile
radio compasses, so they weren't aligned each time they were used" refer
to (it's your statement)....care to answer?

As to your other statement .... RDF's signals could be taken either
using magnetic or gyro or fluxgate compasses, and the accuracy was
dependent on a number of factors, but with any of the three, could well
fall into the ranges stated.
New question: How the hell did you think anyone plotted an RDF bearing
if they didn't "align" it with the compass?

otn ... you will be plonked, but I'll hold to see if you can make any
reasonable response.





















felton March 11th 04 07:13 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 
On 11 Mar 2004 18:09:18 GMT, (Shen44) wrote:

Subject: There you have it, Folks.
From:
(JAXAshby)

Hey Jaxass, read your post and follow through to his. I see TWO (2) very
distinct questions. Now, either you're blind, or you don't understand the (?)
mark.

Shen


Nah...Jax is like a squid. Whenever he sees a question he disappears
in a cloud of ink to cover his retreat:) A useful trait for a squid,
which are edible, but who would really want to catch a Jaxfish,
anyway?:)


you asked no questions. you did nothing but pontificate, and you did so
clearly showing one and all you do not understand the technique nor how it
works.

you are a cookbook navigator trying to claim the cake bakes because the light
is on inside the oven.


As expected, unable to answer some simple questions .... plonk

otn

JAXAshby wrote:
ignorant fool over the nee, chasing his tail in circles, writes the trash
below:


you asked no question. you chased your tail hoping no one would realize

you

didn't know RDF's were aligned by magnetic compass, so therefore could be

no

more accurate. duh.

no wonder you pontificated.

LOL, glad I was waiting to the end of this session to plonk you....

Yes I did ask a question. To repeat: What does "Ships didn't have mobile
radio compasses, so they weren't aligned each time they were used" refer
to (it's your statement)....care to answer?

As to your other statement .... RDF's signals could be taken either
using magnetic or gyro or fluxgate compasses, and the accuracy was
dependent on a number of factors, but with any of the three, could well
fall into the ranges stated.
New question: How the hell did you think anyone plotted an RDF bearing
if they didn't "align" it with the compass?

otn ... you will be plonked, but I'll hold to see if you can make any
reasonable response.













Shen44 March 11th 04 07:38 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 
Subject: There you have it, Folks.
From: (JAXAshby)
Date: 03/11/2004 10:50 Pacific Standard

That sounds like Jaxspeak for "duh, I done know da answer".

Shen

ah, now I see the problem shen. you don't know what the English word
"question" means. Or else you confuse it with the English word
"pontificate".

not enough years in high school for you, shen. you should have stayed a few
more.




Donal March 11th 04 11:07 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
jeffies, chasing his tail in circles, writes:


And??? Did you have anything to contribute? Eh, Jax?


Of course not!


Regards


Donal
--




Jonathan Ganz March 11th 04 11:08 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 
Actually, it's jaxass speak for "I never graduated from grade school."


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Shen44" wrote in message
...
Subject: There you have it, Folks.
From: (JAXAshby)
Date: 03/11/2004 10:50 Pacific Standard

That sounds like Jaxspeak for "duh, I done know da answer".

Shen

ah, now I see the problem shen. you don't know what the English word
"question" means. Or else you confuse it with the English word
"pontificate".

not enough years in high school for you, shen. you should have stayed a

few
more.






Donal March 11th 04 11:37 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
ah, now I see the problem shen. you don't know what the English word
"question" means. Or else you confuse it with the English word

"pontificate".


Jax, you must be the most stupid individual who has ever managed to connect
his computer to Usenet. Otn asked you the following *question*.
==============================
"How the hell did you think anyone plotted an RDF bearing
if they didn't "align" it with the compass?"

==============================

Are you able to answer his question? Or are you really dumb enough to think
that we will be bamboozled by your lame attempts at a smokescreen?

Otn asked a question. There was no hint of pontification at all in his
question. Why don't you answer him?


BTW, I've asked you a question. I didn't pontificate.




Regards


Donal
--






not enough years in high school for you, shen. you should have stayed a

few
more.

Hey Jaxass, read your post and follow through to his. I see TWO (2) very
distinct questions. Now, either you're blind, or you don't understand the

(?)
mark.

Shen

you asked no questions. you did nothing but pontificate, and you did so
clearly showing one and all you do not understand the technique nor how

it
works.

you are a cookbook navigator trying to claim the cake bakes because the

light
is on inside the oven.


As expected, unable to answer some simple questions .... plonk

otn

JAXAshby wrote:
ignorant fool over the nee, chasing his tail in circles, writes the

trash
below:


you asked no question. you chased your tail hoping no one would

realize

you

didn't know RDF's were aligned by magnetic compass, so therefore

could
be

no

more accurate. duh.

no wonder you pontificated.

LOL, glad I was waiting to the end of this session to plonk you....

Yes I did ask a question. To repeat: What does "Ships didn't have

mobile
radio compasses, so they weren't aligned each time they were used"

refer
to (it's your statement)....care to answer?

As to your other statement .... RDF's signals could be taken either
using magnetic or gyro or fluxgate compasses, and the accuracy was
dependent on a number of factors, but with any of the three, could

well
fall into the ranges stated.
New question: How the hell did you think anyone plotted an RDF

bearing
if they didn't "align" it with the compass?

otn ... you will be plonked, but I'll hold to see if you can make any
reasonable response.























JAXAshby March 11th 04 11:44 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 
actually, donny, I just did an explanation of how radio compasses worked and
how to figure accuracy of output so as to not hit the granite ledges off a fog
bound Maine coast.

you can go look it up, if you wish. particularly if there is potential you
might some day actually sail and sail a big ocean all the way left, and do it
on a boat without gazillions of electronic thingies onboard.

the thread is interesing in at least one respect because we had one poster
here, jeffies I believe it was, who claimed to have used a paper sextant in the
fog to tell his position. not sure how he kept the paper from falling apart in
the moisture, but he said it worked just fine. This he knew because he didn't
hit any granite ledges.

Did you have anything to contribute? Eh, Jax?




JAXAshby March 11th 04 11:51 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 
are you really dumb enough to think
that we will be bamboozled?

BTW, I've asked you a question. I didn't pontificate.

Regards

Donal
--


Answer to your question:

I don't believe you have the capability to keep a single thought in your head
long enough to be bambozzled. I believe that even if I were so inclined it
would be waste of effort to even try.







not enough years in high school for you, shen. you should have stayed a

few
more.

Hey Jaxass, read your post and follow through to his. I see TWO (2) very
distinct questions. Now, either you're blind, or you don't understand the

(?)
mark.

Shen

you asked no questions. you did nothing but pontificate, and you did so
clearly showing one and all you do not understand the technique nor how

it
works.

you are a cookbook navigator trying to claim the cake bakes because the
light
is on inside the oven.


As expected, unable to answer some simple questions .... plonk

otn

JAXAshby wrote:
ignorant fool over the nee, chasing his tail in circles, writes the

trash
below:


you asked no question. you chased your tail hoping no one would

realize

you

didn't know RDF's were aligned by magnetic compass, so therefore

could
be

no

more accurate. duh.

no wonder you pontificated.

LOL, glad I was waiting to the end of this session to plonk you....

Yes I did ask a question. To repeat: What does "Ships didn't have

mobile
radio compasses, so they weren't aligned each time they were used"

refer
to (it's your statement)....care to answer?

As to your other statement .... RDF's signals could be taken either
using magnetic or gyro or fluxgate compasses, and the accuracy was
dependent on a number of factors, but with any of the three, could

well
fall into the ranges stated.
New question: How the hell did you think anyone plotted an RDF

bearing
if they didn't "align" it with the compass?

otn ... you will be plonked, but I'll hold to see if you can make any
reasonable response.































Shen44 March 12th 04 12:10 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
Subject: There you have it, Folks.
From: (JAXAshby)



actually, donny, I just did an explanation of how radio compasses worked and
how to figure accuracy of output so as to not hit the granite ledges off a
fog
bound Maine coast.


.....and it was full of errors, that otn pointed out, none of which you could
counter.(uh-uh, if you didn't counter them, you couldn't counter them, pure and
simple).

you can go look it up, if you wish. particularly if there is potential you
might some day actually sail and sail a big ocean all the way left, and do it
on a boat without gazillions of electronic thingies onboard.


LOL We all ready know that electronic gizmos don't help YOU any, ole "get's
lost rounding Cape Hatteras Jax" with three GPS's.

the thread is interesing in at least one respect because we had one poster
here, jeffies I believe it was, who claimed to have used a paper sextant in
the
fog to tell his position. not sure how he kept the paper from falling apart
in
the moisture, but he said it worked just fine. This he knew because he
didn't
hit any granite ledges.


hmmmmm I think I'm beginning to see your problem ..... most of your brain
centers are not functioning. There is help for this.

Shen



Martin Baxter March 12th 04 11:57 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
JAXAshby wrote:

are you really dumb enough to think
that we will be bamboozled?

BTW, I've asked you a question. I didn't pontificate.

Regards

Donal
--



Answer to your question:

I don't believe you have the capability to keep a single thought in your head
long enough to be bambozzled. I believe that even if I were so inclined it
would be waste of effort to even try.


"That's one small step for a man, one giant sidestep for Jax."


Cheers
Marty


JAXAshby March 12th 04 01:43 PM

There you have it, Folks.
 
see? who the hell could bambozzle martybaxter? he can't even understand what
he read. how is anyone going to confuse him?

are you really dumb enough to think
that we will be bamboozled?

BTW, I've asked you a question. I didn't pontificate.

Regards

Donal
--



Answer to your question:

I don't believe you have the capability to keep a single thought in your

head
long enough to be bambozzled. I believe that even if I were so inclined it
would be waste of effort to even try.


"That's one small step for a man, one giant sidestep for Jax."


Cheers
Marty










Donal March 13th 04 12:00 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
actually, donny, I just did an explanation of how radio compasses worked


Radio compasses???


and
how to figure accuracy of output so as to not hit the granite ledges off a

fog
bound Maine coast.


I think that nobody will take you seriously about navigation issues until
you learn to get better that 10 miles accuracy out of multiple GPS sets.



you can go look it up, if you wish.


LOL! That's very funny.
Only a lunatic would waste time trying to find you that you were correct
about anything.

particularly if there is potential you
might some day actually sail and sail a big ocean all the way left, and do

it
on a boat without gazillions of electronic thingies onboard.

the thread is interesing in at least one respect because we had one poster
here, jeffies I believe it was, who claimed to have used a paper sextant

in the
fog to tell his position. not sure how he kept the paper from falling

apart in
the moisture, but he said it worked just fine. This he knew because he

didn't
hit any granite ledges.


He's in good company, don't you think? After all, you failed to hit any
ledges when you found that your three GPS's all had a user error of at least
10 miles.



Regards


Donal
--




Donal March 13th 04 12:16 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
are you really dumb enough to think
that we will be bamboozled?

BTW, I've asked you a question. I didn't pontificate.


Answer to your question:

I don't believe you have the capability to keep a single thought in your

head
long enough to be bambozzled. I believe that even if I were so inclined

it
would be waste of effort to even try.


That wasn't an answer to my question.


Let's try again!

The question was-
"Are you really dumb enough to think that we will be bamboozled by your lame
attempts at a smokescreen?"


Let's break this question down into small, bite sized, componenents.

First, I asked if you were dumb. Are you?

Secondly, I suggested that your previous answer was a smokescreen, or a
"sidestep".

Thirdly, I wanted to know if you were so incredibly stupid, that you
thought that we wouldn't recognise your pathetic attempts to retain some
personal dignity by diverting attention from the question.

No doubt, you will answer this post with another demonstration of your
superior intellect!!! ... or perhaps you will finally recognise the fact
that there are times when you should keep quiet.



Regards


Donal
--





JAXAshby March 13th 04 12:57 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
donny, the answer IS:

I think you are too dumb to be bambozzled, and so -- even if I were inclinded
to try to bambozzle you, which I am not -- I would not try because it would be
a waste of effort because you are too dumb to be bambozzled.

Don't understand it yet? jeffies wife will explain it to you.

That wasn't an answer to my question.


Let's try again!

The question was-
"Are you really dumb enough to think that we will be bamboozled by your lame
attempts at a smokescreen?"


Let's break this question down into small, bite sized, componenents.

First, I asked if you were dumb. Are you?

Secondly, I suggested that your previous answer was a smokescreen, or a
"sidestep".

Thirdly, I wanted to know if you were so incredibly stupid, that you
thought that we wouldn't recognise your pathetic attempts to retain some
personal dignity by diverting attention from the question.

No doubt, you will answer this post with another demonstration of your
superior intellect!!! ... or perhaps you will finally recognise the fact
that there are times when you should keep quiet.



Regards


Donal
--













Shen44 March 13th 04 01:10 AM

There you have it, Folks.
 
Subject: There you have it, Folks.
From: "Donal"



In either case..... not bloody bloomin likely.

Shen


No doubt, you will answer this post with another demonstration of your
superior intellect!!! ... or perhaps you will finally recognise the fact
that there are times when you should keep quiet.



Regards


Donal
--





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