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Joe March 3rd 04 03:23 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Katy's just mad because I revealed her sexual hang-ups, that is if she
ever has sex. Since she's has herpies, and enough yeast to open a
bakery I doubt Mr Sails will have anything to do with her even if she
wasent so frigid.

She is angry that the actions of 1000's of priest has caused her
church to sell all the gold incence burners, gold conehead hats, gold
crosses, gold alters ect to pay for all the lawsuits filed against her
church.

The simple fact is whole world knows most you catholics think of sex
as a violent dirty act because of all the child molesters in your
churches, but it can be a fun and loving enjoyable activity between 2
consenting people without violence Katy. Your notion of humans having
violent sex like Peters Tazmanian Devils painted a picture that
revealed Katys inner thoughts. Sorta like a freudian slip.

Just because your warped view of sex, like most catholics is so
tainted, does not make it that way for everyone. Perhaps you should
seek counceling along with
the 1000's of other children that were so violently abused by your
religious leaders.

Katy dont be so angry, Its not all your fault. 98% of your fellow
church members turned a blind eye to what was happening to all those
poor alter boys.

Katy go get your Midol and take a chill pill and curl up with your
cat. And dont be dumb enough to fall for all the hooks I toss Peter,
Its all in fun, I'm just getting ready for the speckled trout to start
running.


Joe

Bobsprit March 3rd 04 04:02 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Since she's has herpies, and enough yeast to open a
bakery I doubt Mr Sails will have anything to do with her even if she
wasent so frigid.

What a useless post.

RB

Scott Vernon March 3rd 04 04:17 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Yes, your re-posting that was very,very useless.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Since she's has herpies, and enough yeast to open a
bakery I doubt Mr Sails will have anything to do with her even if she
wasent so frigid.

What a useless post.

RB



Bobsprit March 3rd 04 04:47 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Yes, your re-posting that was very,very useless.


And your re, re, re posting it was even more so.


RB

Scott Vernon March 3rd 04 05:31 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Now you're just being assinine.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Yes, your re-posting that was very,very useless.


And your re, re, re posting it was even more so.


RB



Jonathan Ganz March 3rd 04 06:27 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
I thought it was quite representative of the reposter.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Yes, your re-posting that was very,very useless.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Since she's has herpies, and enough yeast to open a
bakery I doubt Mr Sails will have anything to do with her even if she
wasent so frigid.

What a useless post.

RB





Jonathan Ganz March 3rd 04 06:27 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
No. He WINS.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Now you're just being assinine.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Yes, your re-posting that was very,very useless.


And your re, re, re posting it was even more so.


RB





JAXAshby March 3rd 04 06:29 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
posts that come from @posting.google.com always are. just plonk 'em.

Since she's has herpies, and enough yeast to open a
bakery I doubt Mr Sails will have anything to do with her even if she
wasent so frigid.

What a useless post.

RB









Jonathan Ganz March 3rd 04 08:47 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Whew... now that's an old (and bad) film.

OzOne wrote in message ...
On 3 Mar 2004 07:23:42 -0800, (Joe) scribbled
thusly:

Since she's has herpies,


Is that a Volkswagen?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Joe March 3rd 04 10:48 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
(JAXAshby) wrote in message ...
posts that come from @posting.google.com always are. just plonk 'em.


Spoken like a true AOL user.



Since she's has herpies, and enough yeast to open a
bakery I doubt Mr Sails will have anything to do with her even if she
wasent so frigid.

What a useless post.

RB







Joe March 3rd 04 10:51 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
Since she's has herpies, and enough yeast to open a
bakery I doubt Mr Sails will have anything to do with her even if she
wasent so frigid.

What a useless post.


Perhaps to you, But I thought it was a proper responce to her "DICLAMER" post.

Joe


RB


katysails March 3rd 04 11:36 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Joe,
You ain't got a clue, honey...and never will.....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 3rd 04 11:37 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Bob posted:=20
What a useless post

Pot calling kettle black. You posted one to me quite like it several =
times, IIRC.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 3rd 04 11:40 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
OZ asked: Since she's has herpies,=20

Is that a Volkswagen?

HA! A VOlkswagen?!?!?! I'll have you know that I am of at least BMW =
quality....convertible, of course.


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 3rd 04 11:42 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Joe stated:=20
I thought it was a proper responce to her "DICLAMER" post.

Nope. Mine's true and yours is a lie. Ms. Terry told us all about =
you...you have no idea if Mr Sails even really ecists or not....unless, =
of course, Ms. Terry was actually a construct of yours....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Scott Vernon March 4th 04 01:06 AM

Cath-o-holics
 
My BMW has no roof.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
OZ asked: Since she's has herpies,

Is that a Volkswagen?

HA! A VOlkswagen?!?!?! I'll have you know that I am of at least BMW
quality....convertible, of course.


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails March 4th 04 03:00 AM

Cath-o-holics
 
OZ stated:Hey, VW are building cars at least as good as the Beemer =
though none
have been called Herbie

Yeah, but they're ugly. Can't see what people think about the =
Passat...I park next to one every day at work...ugly litle beast. I =
test drove one before I bought my Allero...didn't like it at all. I =
test drove the little 2 seater Beamer and loved it but didn't want the =
payments....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 4th 04 03:44 AM

Cath-o-holics
 
OZ asked:=20
What about the Phaeton

Nope...beauty is in the eye of the beholder...and i like my Allero...it =
drives well (anything that makes it up our driveway in the dead of =
winter without effort is great by me) and I haven't had a lick of =
trouble from it. I test drove an Eclipse before i bought the Allero, =
too, and really didn't like it...it drove well, but it has vlind spots =
on both sides and the rear window is too small. Actually, our next car =
will probably be a Sebring...my son is a Chrysler mechanic and we get =
the family discount.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


SAIL LOCO March 4th 04 05:45 AM

Cath-o-holics
 
Actually, our next car will probably be a Sebring...my son is a Chrysler
mechanic and we get the family discount.

You'll need it.


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"

katysails March 4th 04 11:45 AM

Cath-o-holics
 
Loco stated:=20

-- You'll need it.
??? They'e in the same size/price/etc range as the Allero...we're not =
talking the muscle car here...

katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Joe March 4th 04 02:54 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
"katysails" wrote in message ...
Joe stated:
I thought it was a proper responce to her "DICLAMER" post.

Nope. Mine's true and yours is a lie. Ms. Terry told us all about
you...you have no idea if Mr Sails even really ecists or not....unless,
of course, Ms. Terry was actually a construct of yours....




Mr Sail sent me an email complaining about his boat always smelling
like sourdough bread just last night after reading my post. Yet your
still not sure if I created a construct. Your dense as a block of
lead.

SAIL LOCO March 4th 04 03:56 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Chryslers problem since L. I. rejunivated the company is ........... they give
you lots of features and included options vs their competiotion for the same
dollar BUT their build quality sucks. They fall apart. They start burning
oil way too early. They need too many repairs.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"

katysails March 4th 04 11:13 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Joe claimed:=20
Mr Sail sent me an email=20

Yuk-yuk...Mr Sail's only interest in the computer is Excel and a few =
games. He does not read newsgroups and he does not surf the net unless =
he's putting together a lesson plan and needs some additional research. =

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 4th 04 11:14 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
LOCO claimed: their build quality sucks. They fall apart. They start =
burning
oil way too early. They need too many repairs.

Well, that's disheartening. Maybe we'll just get another Allero then.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Scott Vernon March 5th 04 01:39 AM

Cath-o-holics
 
Is that what he told you?


"katysails" wrote

Yuk-yuk...Mr Sail's only interest in the computer is Excel and a few games.
He does not read newsgroups and he does not surf the net unless he's putting
together a lesson plan and needs some additional research.
--



katysails March 5th 04 12:09 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Scotty asked:=20
Is that what he told you?

No...that's what I know. He comes from long years of using puters hooked =
up to corporate networks ewhere most of the bugs are worked out by some =
IT techie...He can do almost anything in Excel, won't touch Word, and =
deleted Publisher...BUT..if it were a DOS system he could probably wipe =
out most here...when they switched from DOS Lotus 123 to Windows Excel =
at Steelcase, he transferred to Excel and decided the rest of Windows =
was a pile...As far as email goes, he has 3 addresses in his address =
book...the 3 kids out of state....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Scott Vernon March 5th 04 02:50 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
We bought a puter for the kids, so they could keep up in school. I had to
figure it out so I could show them how to use it. Now I ask them for puter
advice. Isn't that how it always goes?

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty asked:
Is that what he told you?

No...that's what I know. He comes from long years of using puters hooked up
to corporate networks ewhere most of the bugs are worked out by some IT
techie...He can do almost anything in Excel, won't touch Word, and deleted
Publisher...BUT..if it were a DOS system he could probably wipe out most
here...when they switched from DOS Lotus 123 to Windows Excel at Steelcase,
he transferred to Excel and decided the rest of Windows was a pile...As far
as email goes, he has 3 addresses in his address book...the 3 kids out of
state....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Martin Baxter March 5th 04 03:11 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
Scott Vernon wrote:

We bought a puter for the kids, so they could keep up in school. I had to
figure it out so I could show them how to use it. Now I ask them for puter
advice. Isn't that how it always goes?


No, my kid is completely computer illiterate, but he can cite every NBA statistic
you didn't want to know!

Cheers
Marty


Horvath March 5th 04 11:29 PM

Cath-o-holics
 
On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 07:09:44 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Scotty asked:
Is that what he told you?

No...that's what I know. He comes from long years of using puters hooked up to corporate networks ewhere most of the bugs are worked out by some IT techie...He can do almost anything in Excel, won't touch Word, and deleted Publisher...BUT..if it were a DOS system he could probably wipe out most here...when they switched from DOS Lotus 123 to Windows Excel at Steelcase, he transferred to Excel and decided the rest of Windows was a pile...As far as email goes, he has 3 addresses in his address book...the 3 kids out of state....



Perhaps you can get him to fix your word wrap?




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

katysails March 6th 04 01:40 AM

Cath-o-holics
 
Horvath complained:=20
Perhaps you can get him to fix your word wrap?

He doesn't know what word wrap is...he would probably think you buy ut =
at Subway....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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