Hey LP
 

The way you carry on with the kanook leads me to think you need help.
Here is a urgent medical notice for you:
http://www.freefunpages.com/1/eyes.gif

Your welcome
Capt. American

Hey LP
 

"Capt.American" wrote:

The way you carry on with the kanook leads me to think you need help.

Nah, I'm a horse whisperer, don't need any help, but thanks...and anyway
Katysails has been keeping him in line *way* before I showed up. I'm not
sure if Seahag had a hand in things or not... heh

I thought you were from Dallas, Capt. America...

And what's with this "And Mooron, Thanks for the beef plaque!" post? Do you
have mad cow disease like the UK? ;-)

Here is a urgent medical notice for you:
http://www.freefunpages.com/1/eyes.gif

Haahahaa! I guess I need to see my eye doctor, things are getting a bit
blurry! :-D


LP

Hey LP
 

"Capt.American" wrote:
The way you carry on with the kanook leads me to think you need help.

Ahh, but Captain, he's very loyal and protective, but he just doesn't 'heel'
well...what should I do? Any advice? guffaw

LP

Hey LP
 

LP commented that Mooron " just doesn't 'heel'

I've found that a choke col;ar and a Barbara Woodhouse training manual =
usually works....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Hey LP
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:d9IUb.16067$EW.1754@okepread02...
"Capt.American" wrote:


I thought you were from Dallas, Capt. America...

No, you must be thinking about Jolly Rogers, He's in the Big D.



And what's with this "And Mooron, Thanks for the beef plaque!" post? Do you
have mad cow disease like the UK? ;-)

We had a mad cow in the USA that was imported from Canada.



Here is a urgent medical notice for you:
http://www.freefunpages.com/1/eyes.gif

Haahahaa! I guess I need to see my eye doctor, things are getting a bit
blurry! :-D


LP

Thought so.

Capt. American

Hey LP
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:LuIUb.16071$EW.4459@okepread02...
"Capt.American" wrote:
The way you carry on with the kanook leads me to think you need help.

Ahh, but Captain, he's very loyal and protective, but he just doesn't 'heel'
well...what should I do? Any advice? guffaw


It's odvious his greatest desire is to become an American. Perhaps you
should propose to him. He will accept your proposal just so he can
live in the USA, and you can threaten to divorce him and send him back
to the frozen hell he lives in. Thats enough of a threat to make any
dog heel.

Capt. American


LP

Hey LP
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:d9IUb.16067$EW.1754@okepread02...

I thought you were from Dallas, Capt. America...

And what's with this "And Mooron, Thanks for the beef plaque!" post? Do
you
have mad cow disease like the UK? ;-)

After reading your first post, I realised that you had mad cow disease in
the States!!!

Your second post confirmed it!



Regards


Donal
--

Hey LP
 

"katysails" wrote

I've found that a choke collar and a push up bra works wonders...
--

Hey LP
 

Scotty wrote...

I've found that a choke collar is legal for my wife in PA.

Hey LP
 

I guess the one you have for Suzie isn't legal in NY?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote...

I've found that a choke collar is legal for my wife in PA.

Hey LP
 

What a great welcome back message! WOW! Should I check the website Katy?

M.

"katysails" wrote

I've found that a choke collar and a push up bra works wonders...
--

Hey LP
 

"Capt.American" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:
And what's with this "And Mooron, Thanks for the beef plaque!" post? Do
you
have mad cow disease like the UK? ;-)

We had a mad cow in the USA that was imported from Canada.

Yes, I know... I wanted to see the "plaque" that Capt. Mooron sent to you.

My ex in-laws are big cattle ranchers in SW Oklahoma. I thought if the
plaque wasn't too risque, I might foward the attachment to them...

LP (reply to this or look up the reply to in the headers)

Hey LP
 

"Donal" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

And what's with this "And Mooron, Thanks for the beef plaque!" post? Do
you
have mad cow disease like the UK? ;-)

After reading your first post, I realised that you had mad cow disease in
the States!!!

Your second post confirmed it!

I don't have "mad cow disease", Donal. hehee

But we did have a case right before Christmas...(let me google it for you)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/madcow/timeline.html

The cow was born in Canada, last I heard about the situation...but I don't
have the facts...

LP

Hey LP
 

"katysails" wrote:

LP commented that Mooron " just doesn't 'heel'

I've found that a choke col;ar and a Barbara Woodhouse training manual
usually works....

LOL!

Great repartee!

Let me clarify (for Capt. Mooron if he ever reads this) that I had read
about 200 posts about "heeling" boats and with a few beers...I was only
joking! (of course)

LP (grining about the spanking I will probably receive when Mooron reads
this...)

:-D

Hey LP
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote:
I've found that a choke collar and a push up bra works wonders...


Which one wears the choke collar and push up bra? eg

LP

Hey LP
 

What a great welcome back message! WOW! Should I check the website =
Katy?

No...Mooron wouldn't let me take a picture when he tried it on....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Hey LP
 

"Capt.American" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:
"Capt.American" wrote:
The way you carry on with the kanook leads me to think you need help.

Ahh, but Captain, he's very loyal and protective, but he just doesn't
'heel'
well...what should I do? Any advice? guffaw


It's odvious his greatest desire is to become an American.

Who would he have to pick on then? ;-)

Perhaps you
should propose to him.

OMG

He will accept your proposal just so he can
live in the USA, and you can threaten to divorce him and send him back
to the frozen hell he lives in. Thats enough of a threat to make any
dog heel.

Capt. American

ROFL! Very creative!!!

I wouldn't want to keep a man that I would have to threaten about anything!

LP (if the chemistry is not there, why bother?)

Hey LP
 

LP aksed: Which one wears the choke collar and push up bra? eg

Mooron, pf course...didn't you know?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Hey LP
 

Yep.. rofl

LP


"katysails" wrote:
LP aksed: Which one wears the choke collar and push up bra? eg

Mooron, pf course...didn't you know?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein