What a great welcome back message! WOW! Should I check the website Katy?

M.

"katysails" wrote

I've found that a choke collar and a push up bra works wonders...
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"Capt.American" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:
And what's with this "And Mooron, Thanks for the beef plaque!" post? Do
you
have mad cow disease like the UK? ;-)

We had a mad cow in the USA that was imported from Canada.

Yes, I know... I wanted to see the "plaque" that Capt. Mooron sent to you.

My ex in-laws are big cattle ranchers in SW Oklahoma. I thought if the
plaque wasn't too risque, I might foward the attachment to them...

LP (reply to this or look up the reply to in the headers)

"Donal" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

And what's with this "And Mooron, Thanks for the beef plaque!" post? Do
you
have mad cow disease like the UK? ;-)

After reading your first post, I realised that you had mad cow disease in
the States!!!

Your second post confirmed it!

I don't have "mad cow disease", Donal. hehee

But we did have a case right before Christmas...(let me google it for you)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/madcow/timeline.html

The cow was born in Canada, last I heard about the situation...but I don't
have the facts...

LP

"katysails" wrote:

LP commented that Mooron " just doesn't 'heel'

I've found that a choke col;ar and a Barbara Woodhouse training manual
usually works....

LOL!

Great repartee!

Let me clarify (for Capt. Mooron if he ever reads this) that I had read
about 200 posts about "heeling" boats and with a few beers...I was only
joking! (of course)

LP (grining about the spanking I will probably receive when Mooron reads
this...)

:-D

"Scott Vernon" wrote:
I've found that a choke collar and a push up bra works wonders...


Which one wears the choke collar and push up bra? eg

LP

What a great welcome back message! WOW! Should I check the website =
Katy?

No...Mooron wouldn't let me take a picture when he tried it on....

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Capt.American" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:
"Capt.American" wrote:
The way you carry on with the kanook leads me to think you need help.

Ahh, but Captain, he's very loyal and protective, but he just doesn't
'heel'
well...what should I do? Any advice? guffaw


It's odvious his greatest desire is to become an American.

Who would he have to pick on then? ;-)

Perhaps you
should propose to him.

OMG

He will accept your proposal just so he can
live in the USA, and you can threaten to divorce him and send him back
to the frozen hell he lives in. Thats enough of a threat to make any
dog heel.

Capt. American

ROFL! Very creative!!!

I wouldn't want to keep a man that I would have to threaten about anything!

LP (if the chemistry is not there, why bother?)

LP aksed: Which one wears the choke collar and push up bra? eg

Mooron, pf course...didn't you know?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Yep.. rofl

LP


"katysails" wrote:
LP aksed: Which one wears the choke collar and push up bra? eg

Mooron, pf course...didn't you know?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein