Bobsprit vs Bobsprit
 

Clang!

Bobsprit comes dancing out awkwardly, unsure of his opponent. His opponent,
Bobsprit, is confident in his mental and physical power. He decides to let
Bobsprit unravel himself with his wasted and inneficient effort. It's only a
short matter of time before the fop is hanging on the ropes, tired and worn
but not from a single blow from his opponent. His poor boxing skills make
Chuck Wepner and Jerry Quarry look like Tyson. The Alien girls see he is
going to go done quickly and the towel is thrown in. Unfortunately the towel
lands on his head, he trips over his own feet and lands on the referee,
crushing him with his great weight. People in the stands are thrown from
their chairs by the powerful crash. Meanwhile, the graceful and intelligent
Bobsprit returns from his locker room to see the fat Bobsprit as a puddle of
human lipid matter sloshing about the ring floor. He walks away in disgust.

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