frank the frickin idgit writes thusly:

Jax claims an IQ of 154
*based on the MENSA IQ test*. This test uses a standard deviation of
24, instead of the more typical 15. Therefore, his claimed IQ, in
numbers most of us are more used to using, is in the low 130s.

130 to 135 to 137 to 140 to 145 to 154, depending on the test. 98.5%tile on
most tests. 96%tile on some, 99.5% on others.

Who the **** cares but the low ball types.

As to the original question, I'd vote for refrigeration;

of course you would

I love
refrigeration

yes, you like your night excess alcohol intake to be **COLD**.

And, yes, I'd bring along my sextant (mostly 'cause it
gets bored just sitting there doing nothing, although my slide rule
keeps it company).

along with your SylvaniaVision(r) black and white television.