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Bobsprit December 30th 03 10:50 PM

New Yeras Resalutions
 
This year I have decided to get serious about losing some weight.
Sudzy and I normally split a dozen doughnuts each morning. We have
vowed to cut down to a mere 10. What should we do with the too left
over every day?

RB

JN December 31st 03 02:46 AM

"Yeras" .... "YERAS" ??
 
"Resalutions" ... "RESALUTIONS" ???

Too much Captain Morgan or did you sleep through school?





Harald Ås December 31st 03 08:15 AM

New Yeras Resalutions
 
On 30 Dec 2003 14:50:50 -0800, (Bobsprit) wrote:

This year I have decided to get serious about losing some weight.
Sudzy and I normally split a dozen doughnuts each morning. We have
vowed to cut down to a mere 10. What should we do with the too left
over every day?

RB


Put those two spare donuts right on top of you computer keyboard, one on F and
one on J, and then pour about one cup of hot pancake syrup over the top. Make
sure it's the computer you post to usenet with. Yum.



Horvath December 31st 03 02:36 PM

New Yeras Resalutions
 
On 30 Dec 2003 14:50:50 -0800, (Bobsprit) wrote
this crap:

This year I have decided to get serious about losing some weight.
Sudzy and I normally split a dozen doughnuts each morning. We have
vowed to cut down to a mere 10. What should we do with the too left
over every day?

RB



Have them with lunch.

How about a resolution on not posting while drunk?




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Jonathan Ganz January 1st 04 02:24 AM

New Yeras Resalutions
 
How about you make a resolution not to post while stupid?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 30 Dec 2003 14:50:50 -0800, (Bobsprit) wrote
this crap:

This year I have decided to get serious about losing some weight.
Sudzy and I normally split a dozen doughnuts each morning. We have
vowed to cut down to a mere 10. What should we do with the too left
over every day?

RB



Have them with lunch.

How about a resolution on not posting while drunk?




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Bobsprit January 1st 04 04:32 PM

New Yeras Resalutions
 
How about you make a resolution not to post while gay?


RB

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
How about you make a resolution not to post while stupid?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 30 Dec 2003 14:50:50 -0800, (Bobsprit) wrote
this crap:

This year I have decided to get serious about losing some weight.
Sudzy and I normally split a dozen doughnuts each morning. We have
vowed to cut down to a mere 10. What should we do with the too left
over every day?

RB



Have them with lunch.

How about a resolution on not posting while drunk?




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe


Jonathan Ganz January 1st 04 08:13 PM

New Yeras Resalutions
 
That's Neal's resolution dumbass.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
om...
How about you make a resolution not to post while gay?


RB

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
How about you make a resolution not to post while stupid?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 30 Dec 2003 14:50:50 -0800, (Bobsprit) wrote
this crap:

This year I have decided to get serious about losing some weight.
Sudzy and I normally split a dozen doughnuts each morning. We have
vowed to cut down to a mere 10. What should we do with the too

left
over every day?

RB


Have them with lunch.

How about a resolution on not posting while drunk?




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe





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