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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap: I liked "Pirates of the Caribbean." We watched it this evening. Good family entertainment. I almost had a heart attack when that stupid chick burned the rum. That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate wouldn't have allowed that to happen. He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her? This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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A real pirate, not the gay one in the movie, would have had her tied up.
Arrrrrrrgggggggggggg Scotty "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal" wrote this crap: I liked "Pirates of the Caribbean." We watched it this evening. Good family entertainment. I almost had a heart attack when that stupid chick burned the rum. That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate wouldn't have allowed that to happen. He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her? This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 13:49:05 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap: A real pirate, not the gay one in the movie, would have had her tied up. Arrrrrrrgggggggggggg Who said he was gay? I recall him having more than a few girlfriends. Scotty "Horvath" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal" wrote this crap: I liked "Pirates of the Caribbean." We watched it this evening. Good family entertainment. I almost had a heart attack when that stupid chick burned the rum. That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate wouldn't have allowed that to happen. He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her? This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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![]() "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal" wrote this crap: That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate wouldn't have allowed that to happen. He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her? "Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out. A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate! Regards Donal -- |
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"Lanod" wrote
A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate! or sit ![]() |
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![]() "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Lanod" wrote A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate! or sit ![]() Quite right! Regards Donal -- |
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On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap: "Horvath" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal" wrote this crap: That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate wouldn't have allowed that to happen. He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her? "Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out. I guess real men don't drink heavy, either. A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate! Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do? shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Real men do know how to formulate English sentences
wimpy. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal" wrote this crap: "Horvath" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal" wrote this crap: That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate wouldn't have allowed that to happen. He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her? "Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out. I guess real men don't drink heavy, either. A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate! Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do? shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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![]() "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal" wrote this crap: "Horvath" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal" wrote this crap: That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate wouldn't have allowed that to happen. He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her? "Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out. I guess real men don't drink heavy, either. You guess wrong, wimp! A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate! Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do? shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her. Harm??? Honestly, Horvath! You're a hoot! A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her face, and a reluctance to walk too fast. Perhaps you need to stay awake a little bit longer to see what I mean! Regards Donal -- This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 00:11:35 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap: A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her face, and a reluctance to walk too fast. You said she couldn't walk. If she was with me, she would have trouble talking, with those blistered lips, you know. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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