This fungus infection has gotten out of hand. It's now running down and
filling up my shoes. My ass is too big to fit in the exam chair and all the
doctors think I'm hitting on them anyway. The one man I really want is
Simple Simon, the very model of masculinity and citizenry. I know he won't
have me if I'm one big foamy mess. Will bilge cleaner do the job?

LP

Will bilge cleaner do the job?

Use Coca-Cola...and then go take some Risperdal for your other =
condition...you know, your illusion of delusion....

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This fungus infection has gotten out of hand. It's now running down and
filling up my shoes. My ass is too big to fit in the exam chair and all
the
doctors think I'm hitting on them anyway. The one man I really want is
Simple Simon, the very model of masculinity and citizenry. I know he won't
have me if I'm one big foamy mess. Will bilge cleaner do the job?



No, Bilge cleaner won't work for fungus. Have you tried Tilex Mildew
Remover? You use bilge cleaner for yeast infection.