The world's smelliest fart.
 

What do you guys eat to produce the smelliest fart?

Try the following combination and see if it doesn't
produce farts that will peel gel coat right off the
topsides.

couple handfuls of golden raisins
five-ounce bag of pistachio nuts
half-dozen buffalo wings with raw onion slices
garlic bread
red wine

What do you eat to do severe damage to the ozone layer?

S.Simon

The world's smelliest fart.
 

Beer and White castle hamburgers. I have made a grown man loose his lunch
with that combination, though I'm not proud of that.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
What do you guys eat to produce the smelliest fart?

Try the following combination and see if it doesn't
produce farts that will peel gel coat right off the
topsides.

couple handfuls of golden raisins
five-ounce bag of pistachio nuts
half-dozen buffalo wings with raw onion slices
garlic bread
red wine

What do you eat to do severe damage to the ozone layer?

S.Simon

The world's smelliest fart.
 

Jerusalem artichokes. Doesn't matter how you cook them.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
What do you guys eat to produce the smelliest fart?

Try the following combination and see if it doesn't
produce farts that will peel gel coat right off the
topsides.

couple handfuls of golden raisins
five-ounce bag of pistachio nuts
half-dozen buffalo wings with raw onion slices
garlic bread
red wine

What do you eat to do severe damage to the ozone layer?

S.Simon

The world's smelliest fart.
 

Now I know you're 12.....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

The world's smelliest fart.
 

My firewall just issued a "rock bottom" alarm!
Scout

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
What do you guys eat to produce the smelliest fart?

Try the following combination and see if it doesn't
produce farts that will peel gel coat right off the
topsides.

couple handfuls of golden raisins
five-ounce bag of pistachio nuts
half-dozen buffalo wings with raw onion slices
garlic bread
red wine

What do you eat to do severe damage to the ozone layer?

S.Simon

The world's smelliest fart.
 

It must must have been pretty dog-gone lonely aboard that econo-yacht last
night for you to come up with that one.

The world's smelliest fart.
 

I'm a Roast Turkey man my self, with oyster dressing and Giblet Gravy
but I've been know to perform well on Chilli.

When I grab a fast bowl of Chilli on Wed, nite Race Nite, my daughter
sticks a tell tale on the seat of my pants when we turn for the Down
wind leg. My crews duty, on turning the windward mark; Release back stay
tension, move cars forward, set whisker pole, set preventer, set Fart
Indicator, Brake out the cookies and coffee

I've had a Chilli Fart travel in the cockpit most of the leg if it's a
slow leg

Ole Thom

The world's smelliest fart.
 

An excellent topic and some great responses.

I can tell these people know their farts!

I can produce lethal clouds with a combo of Westbrea Natural Spicy Chili and
a knish from the New York deli in Boulder.

Another good combo is West Nile black bean soup combined with boiled
cabbage.

I love Thom's stories of dragging farts down wind. I can personally claim a
good fart travelling 1200 feet up a glacier on a climb without any
dispersion! The cold air above the glacier combined with my balmy zephyr set
up some kind of gaseous soliton wave.

I bet ole Katy could blow the chrome off of a bumper with some of her
cooking. Come on Kates, tell us!

RB


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
What do you guys eat to produce the smelliest fart?

Try the following combination and see if it doesn't
produce farts that will peel gel coat right off the
topsides.

couple handfuls of golden raisins
five-ounce bag of pistachio nuts
half-dozen buffalo wings with raw onion slices
garlic bread
red wine

What do you eat to do severe damage to the ozone layer?

S.Simon

The world's smelliest fart.
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
What do you guys eat to produce the smelliest fart?

Try the following combination and see if it doesn't
produce farts that will peel gel coat right off the
topsides.
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What do you eat to do severe damage to the ozone layer?

I never thought that I'd see the day that I'd be reduced to taking part in a
thread like this!!

Nevertheless, I am reminded of my first couple of weeks in England, when I
was working as a barman.

"Real ale" has a very potent effect upon the unsuspecting colon. I was
producing SBD's at an alarming rate.

Although everybody in the bar knew that somebody was fouling the air, I
evaded detection by walking quickly to the other end of the bar after each
offence.


Thank God that the summer of '75 was a warm one! I had to sleep with the
window wide open.

Regards


Donal
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The world's smelliest fart.
 

Sure you did.

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
What do you guys eat to produce the smelliest fart?

Try the following combination and see if it doesn't
produce farts that will peel gel coat right off the
topsides.
snip
What do you eat to do severe damage to the ozone layer?

I never thought that I'd see the day that I'd be reduced to taking part in
a
thread like this!!

Nevertheless, I am reminded of my first couple of weeks in England, when I
was working as a barman.

"Real ale" has a very potent effect upon the unsuspecting colon. I was
producing SBD's at an alarming rate.

Although everybody in the bar knew that somebody was fouling the air, I
evaded detection by walking quickly to the other end of the bar after each
offence.


Thank God that the summer of '75 was a warm one! I had to sleep with the
window wide open.

Regards


Donal
--

The world's smelliest fart.
 

Hey Nutsy,

Us Farters with a female crew have it best
When you let a ripper go in a cockpit full of women you get response.
With men they just sit there gagging with straight faces and crossed
eyes.

Farting is a guy thing. I never hear a female FART. I don't know how
they do it. Geez, I just about developed a hernia holding one just a
couple boat lengths on the upwind leg to get the enjoyment of a downwind
"Sneaky Pete" You never see a Gal lift her leg and cut loose with a
triple vibrator, rack a broad smile and toss a comment like " Damn,
tight shoes! or Better out than in!" It's a Male Art Form

I can tell you though, since I've used a female crew there is always a
Lysol Aerosol Can in the Cabin and a tel-tail stuck on the mirror of the
Head Door

So guys, LET-R- RIP, its' your birth right

Ole Thom

The world's smelliest fart.
 

Your post reminded me of an event that happened decades ago while I was
fishing with my father. We were fishing for bluefish in the Atlantic from a
fishing pier. The fish had made a run earlier and there was a pretty good
crowd on the pier. Anyway, my father was casting from the pier, I was to
his left, and there was a guy fishing on my left. My father rared back for
a good cast and cut one just as the lure left the end of the rod. The man
fishing beside me heard my dad break wind and asked "What'd you say?". My
dad looked at him with a dead serious face and replied "I thought it was
pretty damned clear coming from a hare-lip".