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Bobsprit December 12th 03 03:32 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
Bill just mentioned a 15% off sale at West Marine...good time to hint about
that Icom to your wife...

My favorite...
http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=
1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId
=66767

Also good...
http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=
1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId=35241

Bobsprit December 12th 03 03:36 PM

Hey, Scotty
 


Oh, if you buy the M2A you get 20 dollar rebate PLUS the 15%, so forget the
lower less waterproof version.

RB

Simple Simon December 12th 03 03:56 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
Poor sods have to shop the sales like a bunch of
old ladies on fixed incomes!

Rather pathetic that so-called men cannot afford
to just go out and purchase what they need without
worrying about sales. Such losers!

S.Simon - buys what he wants when he wants it.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Bill just mentioned a 15% off sale at West Marine...good time to hint about
that Icom to your wife...

My favorite...
http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=
1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId
=66767

Also good...
http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=
1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId=35241




Bobsprit December 12th 03 04:04 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
S.Simon - buys what he wants when he wants it.


And yet....

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/files/Yachtclik3.jpg

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit December 12th 03 04:06 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
Poor sods have to shop the sales


So let's see...this means Neal pays full list like an idiot.
I have a brand new Icom M1V that ended up costing my wife just 110 bucks!

And youuuuu suck!

RB

Jeff Morris December 12th 03 04:29 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
Didn't you just search the world for the absolute cheapest sailmaker?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Poor sods have to shop the sales like a bunch of
old ladies on fixed incomes!

Rather pathetic that so-called men cannot afford
to just go out and purchase what they need without
worrying about sales. Such losers!

S.Simon - buys what he wants when he wants it.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

...
Bill just mentioned a 15% off sale at West Marine...good time to hint about
that Icom to your wife...

My favorite...
http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=
1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId
=66767

Also good...
http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=

1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId=35241





Simple Simon December 12th 03 04:35 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
I purchased my new sails at full retail price. No sales
involved with my sails. It is smart to research a competitive
and attractive price for what you want. It is dumb and
female to buy on impulse like Booby and Scotty do because
there's a 'percent off' sale. All this means is the product
was overpriced to begin with. Duh!

S.Simon - no slave to the advert agencies!


"Jeff Morris" wrote in message ...
Didn't you just search the world for the absolute cheapest sailmaker?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Poor sods have to shop the sales like a bunch of
old ladies on fixed incomes!

Rather pathetic that so-called men cannot afford
to just go out and purchase what they need without
worrying about sales. Such losers!

S.Simon - buys what he wants when he wants it.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

...
Bill just mentioned a 15% off sale at West Marine...good time to hint about
that Icom to your wife...

My favorite...
http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=
1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId
=66767

Also good...
http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=

1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId=35241







Simple Simon December 12th 03 04:35 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
I purchased my new sails at full retail price. No sales
involved with my sails. It is smart to research a competitive
and attractive price for what you want. It is dumb and
female to buy on impulse like Booby and Scotty do because
there's a 'percent off' sale. All this means is the product
was overpriced to begin with. Duh!

S.Simon - no slave to the advert agencies!


"Jeff Morris" wrote in message ...
Didn't you just search the world for the absolute cheapest sailmaker?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Poor sods have to shop the sales like a bunch of
old ladies on fixed incomes!

Rather pathetic that so-called men cannot afford
to just go out and purchase what they need without
worrying about sales. Such losers!

S.Simon - buys what he wants when he wants it.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

...
Bill just mentioned a 15% off sale at West Marine...good time to hint about
that Icom to your wife...

My favorite...
http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=
1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId
=66767

Also good...
http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=

1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId=35241







Bobsprit December 12th 03 05:03 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
It is dumb and
female to buy on impulse like Booby and Scotty do because
there's a 'percent off' sale.


So the Icom M1V is not a good radio?


Bwahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit December 12th 03 05:07 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
My new radar setup at an aggregate 30% off is still worth more than
Simmy's bent-up banana split.


Which Radar did you get? The 27 is a small boat and you've indicated a small
amount of cruising. Do you think you'll get a lot of use out of it?
The best use for ours has been sailing on days with high thunderstorm risks.
You can really see them coming.

RB

Scott Vernon December 12th 03 06:48 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
chinese sails



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Poor sods have to shop the sales like a bunch of
old ladies on fixed incomes!

Rather pathetic that so-called men cannot afford
to just go out and purchase what they need without
worrying about sales. Such losers!

S.Simon - buys what he wants when he wants it.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

...
Bill just mentioned a 15% off sale at West Marine...good time to hint

about
that Icom to your wife...

My favorite...

http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=

1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId
=66767

Also good...

http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=

1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId=3
5241




Scott Vernon December 12th 03 06:50 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
ME? What did I do? I'm waiting for Santa to bring my stuff. To hell with
buying it.

Scotty


"Simple Simon" wrote ...
I purchased my new sails at full retail price. No sales
involved with my sails. It is smart to research a competitive
and attractive price for what you want. It is dumb and
female to buy on impulse like Booby and Scotty do because
there's a 'percent off' sale. All this means is the product
was overpriced to begin with. Duh!

S.Simon - no slave to the advert agencies!


"Jeff Morris" wrote in message

...
Didn't you just search the world for the absolute cheapest sailmaker?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Poor sods have to shop the sales like a bunch of
old ladies on fixed incomes!

Rather pathetic that so-called men cannot afford
to just go out and purchase what they need without
worrying about sales. Such losers!

S.Simon - buys what he wants when he wants it.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

...
Bill just mentioned a 15% off sale at West Marine...good time to

hint about
that Icom to your wife...

My favorite...

http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=

1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId
=66767

Also good...

http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=


1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId=3
5241








Scott Vernon December 12th 03 06:52 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
not all of us want to pimp their wife.

"Bobsprit" wrote
I have a brand new Icom M1V that ended up costing my wife just 10 bucks!




Simple Simon December 12th 03 06:56 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
American sailcloth sewn by Chinese, sweatshop, child labor.

Get it right next time.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
chinese sails



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Poor sods have to shop the sales like a bunch of
old ladies on fixed incomes!

Rather pathetic that so-called men cannot afford
to just go out and purchase what they need without
worrying about sales. Such losers!

S.Simon - buys what he wants when he wants it.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

...
Bill just mentioned a 15% off sale at West Marine...good time to hint

about
that Icom to your wife...

My favorite...

http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=

1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId
=66767

Also good...

http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs...isplay?clicks=

1&catgroup_id=542&evtype=PcProdDispClick&storeId=1 0001&langId=-1&productId=3
5241






Simple Simon December 12th 03 07:01 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
Bobsprit has no use for a woman for sex. He needs a wife
only for financial support and as a prop when he goes to
his production parties and screenings to lend him a little
respectability. Even though he works in gay circles he has
found out it is better not to have his love life and work
activities to intimately combined. This is one reason he
hangs out here and continues to hit on the likes of Ganz,
BillyJane, Donal, and LOCO.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
not all of us want to pimp their wife.

"Bobsprit" wrote
I have a brand new Icom M1V that ended up costing my wife just 10 bucks!






Scott Vernon December 12th 03 07:09 PM

Hey, Scotty
 

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
American sailcloth sewn by Chinese, sweatshop, child labor = chinese sails




Simple Simon December 12th 03 07:10 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
Faulty logic. I ate some "Swiss cheese" today. It was
made in Wisconsin. If Swiss cheese can be made in
Wisconsin then American sails can be made in Hong Kong.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
American sailcloth sewn by Chinese, sweatshop, child labor = chinese sails






Scott Vernon December 12th 03 08:08 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
agreed.
....
Faulty logic;


I ate some "Swiss cheese" today. It was
made in Wisconsin. If Swiss cheese can be made in
Wisconsin then American sails can be made in Hong Kong.

S.Simon




Donal December 12th 03 11:35 PM

Hey, Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
My new radar setup at an aggregate 30% off is still worth more than
Simmy's bent-up banana split.


Which Radar did you get? The 27 is a small boat and you've indicated a

small
amount of cruising. Do you think you'll get a lot of use out of it?
The best use for ours has been sailing on days with high thunderstorm

risks.
You can really see them coming.


How embarrassing!

squeak I can see the rain coming./squeak

Bob, you're a bloody disgrace to the sailing fraternity.

You should tie that toy radar to your stupid stern ladder, and chuck them
over the side. You don't use either of them!

Regards


Donal
--




Horvath December 13th 03 12:25 AM

Hey, Scotty
 
On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 14:10:06 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Faulty logic. I ate some "Swiss cheese" today. It was
made in Wisconsin. If Swiss cheese can be made in
Wisconsin then American sails can be made in Hong Kong.


I had American cheese on a taco, in a Mexican restaurant, and German
chocolate cake in an Italian restaurant.

Yesterday, I French-kissed my Latino fiance. How cool is that?



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Simple Simon December 13th 03 12:48 AM

Hey, Scotty
 

"Horvath" wrote in message ...

Yesterday, I French-kissed my Latino fiance. How cool is that?



What's his name?




Bobsprit December 13th 03 02:11 AM

Hey, Scotty
 
How embarrassing!

squeak I can see the rain coming./squeak


Makes it pretty clear Donal has never been in a heavy thunderstorm, let alone
appreciate an early warning.
Oh yea....Beneteau owner!

RB

Scott Vernon December 13th 03 02:20 AM

Hey, Scotty
 
But Donald, those docks can get mighty slippery in a downpour.

Scotty

"Donald" wrote

How embarrassing!

squeak I can see the rain coming./squeak

Bob, you're a bloody disgrace to the sailing fraternity.

You should tie that toy radar to your stupid stern ladder, and chuck them
over the side. You don't use either of them!

Regards


Donal
--





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katysails December 13th 03 03:23 AM

Hey, Scotty
 

I had American cheese on a taco, in a Mexican restaurant, and German
chocolate cake in an Italian restaurant.

Yesterday, I French-kissed my Latino fiance. How cool is that?

Your diversity is rather perverse.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Jonathan Ganz December 13th 03 07:34 AM

Hey, Scotty
 
Bob.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"Horvath" wrote in message

...

Yesterday, I French-kissed my Latino fiance. How cool is that?



What's his name?






Donal December 13th 03 10:48 PM

Hey, Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
How embarrassing!

squeak I can see the rain coming./squeak


Makes it pretty clear Donal has never been in a heavy thunderstorm, let

alone
appreciate an early warning.


Spoken like the wimp that you are! We've read all about your "heavy airs"
.... and your *squalls*.


Oh yea....Beneteau owner!


Yea,........... a **sailor**!




RB




Donal December 13th 03 10:50 PM

Hey, Scotty
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
...

Yesterday, I French-kissed my Latino fiance. How cool is that?


Depends....


How much does she charge for a French kiss?



Regards


Donal
--




Horvath December 14th 03 01:46 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 22:50:43 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .

Yesterday, I French-kissed my Latino fiance. How cool is that?


Depends....


How much does she charge for a French kiss?


She paid me.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Jonathan Ganz December 14th 03 06:35 PM

Hey, Scotty
 
He paid you?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 22:50:43 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .

Yesterday, I French-kissed my Latino fiance. How cool is that?


Depends....


How much does she charge for a French kiss?


She paid me.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Donal December 14th 03 11:32 PM

Hey, Scotty
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 22:50:43 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .

Yesterday, I French-kissed my Latino fiance. How cool is that?


Depends....


How much does she charge for a French kiss?


She paid me.


How much?


I mean, How much did you have to drink before she became attractive enough
to kiss?



Regards


Donal
--





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