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Martin Baxter

December 10th 03 12:09 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
president.

Don't think so. I believe Carter holds that record.

Carter???? Bwahahahaha! Sheesh, Loco.

RB

Congratulations Bob! I think you have set a record for the most
fish with one cast, you got about 14 Loco-fish, are you using a
long line?

Cheers
Marty

Bobsprit

December 10th 03 12:25 PM

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Congratulations Bob! I think you have set a record for the most
fish with one cast, you got about 14 Loco-fish, are you using a
long line?

Funny thing is I wasn't fishing for Loco, but he just jumped into the boat.
Sometimes junk fish is better than no fish at all.

RB

Donal

December 10th 03 05:13 PM

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"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking
Iraq,
then blamed the lies on our British friends.

No he didn't

Yes, he did.

He didn't balame all the lies on the British..... only the lies that he has
admitted to!!

Regards

Donal
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Donal

December 10th 03 05:17 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I'm proud that the members of m cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
Rice, has
a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

Every presidents cabinet is made up of rich guys dufas.

This is the RICHEST by far.

And they are getting even richer after each of Bush's wars! .... And it's
not just his cabinet that are doing well, his family also have their snouts
in the trough.

Regards

Donal
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December 10th 03 05:50 PM

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I hate lowering myself to being an Off Topic poster but I must say that
this is really old stuff. See the response at
http://www.crossbearer.com/resume/The_Truth.pdf .

On 09 Dec 2003 17:58:48 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

RESUME=20

George W. Bush
The White House, USA
=20
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
=20
LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for =
driving
under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my =
driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" =
and is
not available.
=20
MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I =
refused to
take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining =
the Air
National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
=20
COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.
=20
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
=20
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
=20
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975.=20
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The =
company=20
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
=20
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took =
land
using taxpayer money.=20
=20
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil =
industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.
=20
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
=20
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,=20
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
=20
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most=20
smog-ridden city in America.
=20
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of=20
billions in borrowed money.
=20
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in=20
American history.
=20
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my=20
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after=20
losing by over 500,000 votes.
=20
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
=20
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over=20
one billion dollars per week.
=20
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
=20
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
=20
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any =
12-month
period.
=20
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the =
U.S.stock
market.
=20
I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.
=20
I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year =
period.
=20
After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst =
security
failure in U.S.history.
=20
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a =
WMD.
=20
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking=
Iraq,
then blamed the lies on our British friends.=20

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. =
president.
=20
=20
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and =
that
trend continues every month.
=20
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
=20
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any =
president in
U.S. history.
=20
I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any =
president=20
since the advent of television.
=20
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused=
to=20
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
=20
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
=20
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in =
duty=20
benefits for active duty troops and their families-in war time.
=20
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to =
simultaneously=20
protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record =
for=20
protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S. =
history.
=20
I'm proud that the members of m cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza =
Rice, has
a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
=20
I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, =
pre-emptive
attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so =
against the
will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world
community.
=20
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy =
in the
history of the United States government .
=20
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations =
remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
=20
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
=20
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war" =
detainees)
and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
=20
I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors during the 2002 U.S. election).
=20
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.
=20
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in =
U.S.
history. My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my =
election
decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent =
investigating the
Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the =
biggest
corporate ripoffs in history.
=20
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade =
Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country=
in the
world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
=20
I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans =
(71%) view
my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
=20
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
=20
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden =
and=20
Saddam Hussein to justice.
=20
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
=20
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's =
library,
sealed, and unavailable for public view.
=20
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my =
bankrupt =20
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
=20
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, =
attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for=
public
review.
=20
Please consider my experience when voting in 2004 - Send this to every =
(USA)
voter you know.
=20
=20

Horvath

December 11th 03 12:39 AM

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Horvath

December 11th 03 12:42 AM

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On 10 Dec 2003 11:34:00 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year
period.

NO other president has had so much time off, worked less. This was covered in
every paper and magazine that does news.

RB

Actually, it was Clinton who did the least. The media called it
"working vacations" when he was (literally) screwing around.

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Bobsprit

December 11th 03 01:49 AM

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Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****

The chemicals used for lethal injections only cost a few dollars.

How can Horvath know so little. On the average it costs 3 times more to execute
someone. The legal costs involved are astronomical.

RB

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 01:51 AM

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You are full of it. You are full of it. You are full of it.
You are full of it. You are full of it. You are full of it.
You are full of it. You are full of it. You are full of it.
You are full of it. You are full of it. You are full of it.
You are full of it. You are full of it. You are full of it.
You are full of it. You are full of it. You are full of it.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 10 Dec 2003 11:29:56 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in
American history.

Good! Who needs those people around.

It costs the US much more to execute people than to let them rot in jail.

RB

Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull****
Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull****
Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull****
Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull****
Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull****
Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****

The chemicals used for lethal injections only cost a few dollars.

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 01:52 AM

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Well, that's better than playing video games on gov't time.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 10 Dec 2003 11:34:00 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one
year
period.

NO other president has had so much time off, worked less. This was
covered in
every paper and magazine that does news.

RB

Actually, it was Clinton who did the least. The media called it
"working vacations" when he was (literally) screwing around.

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

SAIL LOCO

December 11th 03 02:48 AM

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And this is a good thing???

No not at all. I for one believe canidates should get free face time on public
TV and that's it. Eliminate all contributions and spending over $99.00.
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Trains are a winter sport

SAIL LOCO

December 11th 03 02:49 AM

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Actually, the number is a bit higher.

No it's not. Every recount had Bush as the winner.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

SAIL LOCO

December 11th 03 02:49 AM

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Umm Govt policy usually has a huge effect.

Not this time.
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Trains are a winter sport

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 02:58 AM

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Well, he's an idiot.

(And, I didn't even mention his tits.)

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****

The chemicals used for lethal injections only cost a few dollars.

How can Horvath know so little. On the average it costs 3 times more to
execute
someone. The legal costs involved are astronomical.

RB

SAIL LOCO

December 11th 03 03:37 AM

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Scott Vernon

December 11th 03 04:12 AM

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He's doing a bang-up job.

Bobsprit

December 11th 03 04:40 AM

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(And, I didn't even mention his tits.)

No end to the creepy focus on Horvath. I notice that Horvath is clearly
straight and doesn't respond in kind.

RB

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 06:29 AM

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Sorry, but that's just not the case.

"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
Actually, the number is a bit higher.

No it's not. Every recount had Bush as the winner.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 06:30 AM

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Who cares if he's straight or not... you? He could easily be
straight and still have tits.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
(And, I didn't even mention his tits.)

No end to the creepy focus on Horvath. I notice that Horvath is clearly
straight and doesn't respond in kind.

RB

Bobsprit

December 11th 03 12:01 PM

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He could easily be
straight and still have tits.

How strange that Ganzy doesn't seem to know or care how this all makes him
look...

RB

Horvath

December 11th 03 12:15 PM

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On 11 Dec 2003 01:49:30 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****

The chemicals used for lethal injections only cost a few dollars.

How can Horvath know so little. On the average it costs 3 times more to execute
someone. The legal costs involved are astronomical.

AH HA! the "legal" costs are astronomical! The actual chemicals are
cheap. So all we have to do is remove the appeals process.

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Horvath

December 11th 03 12:17 PM

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Bobsprit

December 11th 03 12:26 PM

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How can Horvath know so little. On the average it costs 3 times more to
execute
someone. The legal costs involved are astronomical.

AH HA! the "legal" costs are astronomical! The actual chemicals are
cheap. So all we have to do is remove the appeals process.

The "point" is that you're wrong. It costs far more to execute someone. Period.
The appeals process is here to stay and for good reason.

RB

Bobsprit

December 11th 03 12:26 PM

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Because of what? The chemicals only cost a few bucks. The lawyers
are expensive. Get rid of the appeals process, and the cost of
executions becomes cheap.

Didn't you just type this twice?

RB

Bobsprit

December 11th 03 12:30 PM

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FYI:

Actual costs of execution WITHOUT legal elements:

The Department of Corrections reported a negligible fiscal impact associated
with the switch in execution method. The department would have to either build
or purchase the associated equipment. The department also reported the cost of
one execution by electrocution as follows: executioner's fee $150.00; Last Meal
$20.00; Suit and Shirt $150.00; Funeral Home $525.00; and security overtime
$1,380.00; for a total cost of $2,225.00.
The analysis spoke to the cost of administering lethal injections, which ranged
from the least expensive method such as Texas, which used medically trained
personnel to administer the lethal injection, to New Jersey, who had purchased
a computer controlled injection machine at a cost of $18,000.

RB

Martin Baxter

December 11th 03 01:17 PM

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Horvath wrote:
Get rid of the appeals process,

Spoken like a true fascist.

Cheers
Marty

DSK	December 11th 03 02:56 PM

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"The study found that Florida's uncounted optical scan ballots
included as many as 3,527 such potentially valid votes. If those votes
had been counted, Gore would have gained 2,206 votes and Bush 1,321--a
swing of 885 votes for Gore."

SAIL LOCO wrote:
Duh, they wern't counted because they didn't count.

Really? Maybe your vote shouldn't count.

It's really kind of funny to see how history has been rewritten in the
aftermath of the 2000 election. What if the Republican had not thrown away
all the absentee ballots sent by registered Democrats? What if Gov. Bush
had not ordered the Florida hiway patrol & state police to turn away
minority voters by the thousand? What if the Supreme Court had not ordered
the recount stopped?

If the same things had happened in another country, the same people who
are smugly insisting that Bush won fair and square would instead be
howling and pointing at how poorly them furriners understand democracy.

Basically, what happened was that the Republican party pulled out all
stops before and after the election to have George Bush Jr installed.

monty python voice on
And there was much rejoicing (by CEOs, oil companies, and defense
contractors).
monty python voice off

DSK

Bobsprit

December 11th 03 03:17 PM

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Basically, what happened was that the Republican party pulled out all
stops before and after the election to have George Bush Jr installed.

They pulled out all the ilegal stops.

RB

SAIL LOCO

December 11th 03 03:31 PM

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What if Gov. Bush
had not ordered the Florida hiway patrol & state police to turn away
minority voters by the thousand?

Unregistered voters.
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Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 07:03 PM

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Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 07:03 PM

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A stupid fascist.

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Horvath wrote:
Get rid of the appeals process,

Spoken like a true fascist.

Cheers
Marty

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 07:04 PM

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Too bad they didn't let Castro have his people monitor the
election. He offered.

"DSK" wrote in message
...
"The study found that Florida's uncounted optical scan ballots
included as many as 3,527 such potentially valid votes. If those votes
had been counted, Gore would have gained 2,206 votes and Bush 1,321--a
swing of 885 votes for Gore."

SAIL LOCO wrote:
Duh, they wern't counted because they didn't count.

Really? Maybe your vote shouldn't count.

It's really kind of funny to see how history has been rewritten in the
aftermath of the 2000 election. What if the Republican had not thrown away
all the absentee ballots sent by registered Democrats? What if Gov. Bush
had not ordered the Florida hiway patrol & state police to turn away
minority voters by the thousand? What if the Supreme Court had not ordered
the recount stopped?

If the same things had happened in another country, the same people who
are smugly insisting that Bush won fair and square would instead be
howling and pointing at how poorly them furriners understand democracy.

Basically, what happened was that the Republican party pulled out all
stops before and after the election to have George Bush Jr installed.

monty python voice on
And there was much rejoicing (by CEOs, oil companies, and defense
contractors).
monty python voice off

DSK

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 07:05 PM

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Both actually.

"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
What if Gov. Bush
had not ordered the Florida hiway patrol & state police to turn away
minority voters by the thousand?

Unregistered voters.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 07:05 PM

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Well, you sure don't know how it makes you look... and we've
told you sooo many times!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
He could easily be
straight and still have tits.

How strange that Ganzy doesn't seem to know or care how this all makes him
look...

RB

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 07:06 PM

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Stupid fascist.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 11 Dec 2003 01:49:30 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****Bull**** Bull**** Bull****

The chemicals used for lethal injections only cost a few dollars.

How can Horvath know so little. On the average it costs 3 times more to
execute
someone. The legal costs involved are astronomical.

AH HA! the "legal" costs are astronomical! The actual chemicals are
cheap. So all we have to do is remove the appeals process.

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Bobsprit

December 11th 03 07:41 PM

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Well, you sure don't know how it makes you look... and we've
told you sooo many times!

Only YOU post about guys breasts. And all you do when people point it out is
post "Oh, no YOU are!"
Pee Wee Herman is clearly your idol.
We anxiously await your next "I know you are but what am I?" post.
It's pretty sad that it took one photo of Horvath to bring you to this.

RB

Bobsprit

December 11th 03 07:43 PM

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What a fool you are. It's better to let 10 people go free
than have 1 innocent person go to jail.

That really depends on the damage those 10 might do. I'd rather kill off one
innocent instead of setting free 10 Ted Bundys.
Sadly, when it comes to serious crime, we still have to play the odds.

RB

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 11:02 PM

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Possibly you're right, but our justice system is based on the
principle I sited.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
What a fool you are. It's better to let 10 people go free
than have 1 innocent person go to jail.

That really depends on the damage those 10 might do. I'd rather kill off
one
innocent instead of setting free 10 Ted Bundys.
Sadly, when it comes to serious crime, we still have to play the odds.

RB

Jonathan Ganz

December 11th 03 11:03 PM

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And only you post about everyone being gay but, of course, you.
Sounds quite homophobic actually.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well, you sure don't know how it makes you look... and we've
told you sooo many times!

Only YOU post about guys breasts. And all you do when people point it out
is
post "Oh, no YOU are!"
Pee Wee Herman is clearly your idol.
We anxiously await your next "I know you are but what am I?" post.
It's pretty sad that it took one photo of Horvath to bring you to this.

RB

Donal

December 11th 03 11:06 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
What a fool you are. It's better to let 10 people go free
than have 1 innocent person go to jail.

That really depends on the damage those 10 might do. I'd rather kill off
one
innocent instead of setting free 10 Ted Bundys.
Sadly, when it comes to serious crime, we still have to play the odds.

Actually, Bob, it really is better to let ten guilty men go free than to
lock up one innocent person.

I've seen it at close quarters.

Internment was introduced in Northern Ireland about 30 years ago. I still
believe that the vast majority of the people who were imprisoned at the time
were guilty. However, the few innocent detainees had enough relatives and
freinds to foster a whole generation of terrorists.

You lose faith in the system when you see an innocent person punished by the
state. When you believe that the state is totally corrupt, then you resort
to violence.

Regards

Donal
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