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katysails December 5th 03 02:04 AM

DIEt Coke anyone?
 
That's been around for a long time. You guys in OZ are really slow with =
the news. My first clue was when I noticed that flies that had landed =
in a pool of spilled aspartame sweetened soda (kids....or husband...had =
to beat them with a stick to get them to wipe up after themselves) died =
several inches away. I was all for setting up aan experiment to see =
just how many different bugs it would kill and sending the results to =
the FDA, but realized Proctor and Gamble or Kraft or whoever holds the =
patent would probably have me done away with secretly.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Randal December 5th 03 04:43 AM

DIEt Coke anyone?
 
That only pertains to the export version. The domestic (USA) version
is perfectly safe and has the added benefit of enlarging the size of
the penis when consumed regularly:) Mine got so large I had to switch
to Pepsi One.


On Fri, 05 Dec 2003 15:33:42 +1100, Donny's Dilemma wrote:

On Thu, 4 Dec 2003 21:04:04 -0500, "katysails"
wrote:

That's been around for a long time.


Yep, nothing like a timely reminder.
I don't drink diet anything.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails December 5th 03 12:04 PM

DIEt Coke anyone?
 
Yep, nothing like a timely reminder.
I don't drink diet anything.

Use Splenda...it's safe...so far....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


DSK December 5th 03 05:00 PM

DIEt Coke anyone?
 


Donnys Dilemma wrote:

http://www.dorway.com/badnews.html


Not surprised at all. Stuff tastes horrible anyway.

I always felt that "diet soda" was just as stupid as lite beer. What's
the point? Drink the real stuff, or drink water. It's better for you.

DSK


Simple Simon December 5th 03 09:06 PM

DIEt Coke anyone?
 

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Yep, nothing like a timely reminder.
I don't drink diet anything.



That's pretty obvious since you weigh in at about 150 pounds . . .

'Fat' is the modern word for Rubenque! But, I still love you; at
least you're trying to lose weight.


S.Simon





Scout December 7th 03 11:45 AM

DIEt Coke anyone?
 
Amen to the water Doug.
That's all I drink and how I've managed to maintain my high standards in
precious bodily fluids.
Scout

"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist
indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist
conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids... "
-Base Commander Jack Ripper (from Dr. Strangelove)


"DSK" wrote in message
...
I always felt that "diet soda" was just as stupid as lite beer. What's
the point? Drink the real stuff, or drink water. It's better for you.
DSK




Martin Baxter December 9th 03 12:18 PM

DIEt Coke anyone?
 
Scout wrote:



"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist
indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist
conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids... "
-Base Commander Jack Ripper (from Dr. Strangelove)



And, "I don't dislike women, but I do deny them my essence." (IBID.)


Hmmm...

Cheers
Marty


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