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Simple Simon November 25th 03 09:14 PM

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"two wheels" wrote in message ...
I'm not sure they would. I thought grand jury perjury by a sitting
President was serious, but I was wrong. It's nothing much--so said the
US Senate in 1999. Apparently, being conservative is the only real
Presidential crime nowadays.



Most astute!

S.Simon



Simple Simon November 25th 03 09:50 PM

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Donals Dilema wrote in message ...

I really think the world expected the plantings after nothing was
found.
The US Govt was smart enough to realise that they are not leakproof
and word getting out of such a deception would be fatal.
Betcha it was seriously talked about though!


Betcha it wasn't. There is no need for it. WMDs have been
found. The release of this classified information will come
at a time closer to Mr. Bush's re-election for two or three
good reasons.

S.Simon



Jonathan Ganz November 25th 03 10:48 PM

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So, what you're saying is that it's ok to lie to the American people. I can
see how
that is much less an issue that lying about a blow job.

"two wheels" wrote in message
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On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 15:25:41 -0500, thunder
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On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 16:54:33 +0000, two wheels wrote:

Ask yourself why they didn't. It would be easy to plant the stuff.
Wouldn't it? The reason they didn't is the same reason that I admire
President Bush. He makes his decision and takes the heat. No
planting chemicals. What's there is there.


A little twisted in that logic, aren't you? You find the President
admirable because he didn't plant WMD? Virtually everyone else on the
planet would find planting WMD, unethical, immoral, and abhorrent.


I'm not sure they would. I thought grand jury perjury by a sitting
President was serious, but I was wrong. It's nothing much--so said the
US Senate in 1999. Apparently, being conservative is the only real
Presidential crime nowadays.

two wheels


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Jonathan Ganz November 25th 03 10:49 PM

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Most stupid. Next you're going to say that your gf Ann Coulter didn't
lie about her age.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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"two wheels" wrote in message

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I'm not sure they would. I thought grand jury perjury by a sitting
President was serious, but I was wrong. It's nothing much--so said the
US Senate in 1999. Apparently, being conservative is the only real
Presidential crime nowadays.



Most astute!

S.Simon





Jonathan Ganz November 25th 03 10:55 PM

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He's not going to be reelected. However, you refuse to wager on it.
I've offered to bet you $5, but so far, you've chickened out. Put up
or shut up.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Donals Dilema wrote in message

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I really think the world expected the plantings after nothing was
found.
The US Govt was smart enough to realise that they are not leakproof
and word getting out of such a deception would be fatal.
Betcha it was seriously talked about though!


Betcha it wasn't. There is no need for it. WMDs have been
found. The release of this classified information will come
at a time closer to Mr. Bush's re-election for two or three
good reasons.

S.Simon





The_navigator© November 25th 03 11:11 PM

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I'll not take that bet!

Cheers MC

Donals Dilema wrote:


The US Govt was smart enough to realise that they are not leakproof
and word getting out of such a deception would be fatal.
Betcha it was seriously talked about though!



The_navigator© November 25th 03 11:12 PM

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So they've rebadged some old US weapons after all?

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Donals Dilema wrote in message ...

I really think the world expected the plantings after nothing was
found.
The US Govt was smart enough to realise that they are not leakproof
and word getting out of such a deception would be fatal.
Betcha it was seriously talked about though!



Betcha it wasn't. There is no need for it. WMDs have been
found. The release of this classified information will come
at a time closer to Mr. Bush's re-election for two or three
good reasons.

S.Simon




Ozzy's Oz Moh sis November 25th 03 11:19 PM

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"two wheels" wrote in message
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On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 02:46:06 GMT, "The Carrolls"
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What amazes me is they couldn't even parade a truck load of swimming
pool chemicals and draino as chemical weapons. They didn't have any
thing in that country, they were destitute.


Ask yourself why they didn't. It would be easy to plant the stuff.
Wouldn't it? The reason they didn't is the same reason that I admire
President Bush. He makes his decision and takes the heat. No planting
chemicals. What's there is there.


So, you admire Bush because he didn't try to cover up his lies???

You admire your president because he didn't lie to justify his illegal war!!

Great... really Great! That's just the sort of world leader that we need!



Regards


Donal
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two wheels November 25th 03 11:59 PM

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On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 23:19:29 -0000, "Ozzy's Oz Moh sis"
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Great... really Great! That's just the sort of world leader that

we
need!



Regards


Donal


Glad you changed your mind. You'll be heartbroken to find out that
as a foreigner, you're ineligible to donate any money to the Bush
campaign. Sorry....

two wheels

Or, did you mean that sarcastically? I'll just assume not. I like to
give all people the benefit of the doubt. :-)


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Bobsprit November 26th 03 12:21 AM

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He's not going to be reelected.


He MIGHT be re-elected. He only needs 35% of the votes.

RB

Jonathan Ganz November 26th 03 02:18 AM

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Hahahahah.... good one!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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He's not going to be reelected.


He MIGHT be re-elected. He only needs 35% of the votes.

RB




Grouch November 26th 03 10:33 PM

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You should take a bow!

two wheels wrote:
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On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 23:54:02 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
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Saddam has WMD by the truck full..



The trucks. Okay, now we have a concrete example.

You've convinced me Ganz. I researched it on the internet, and found
the REAL skinny. I'll outline my research IN CAPS about what Bush
did at each point:

- -----------------------
From:
Feb. 5, 2003
Secretary of State Colin Powell
Transcript of Address to U.N. Security Council
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Da...anscript030205.
html

[snip]

One of the most worrisome things that emerges from the thick
intelligence file we have on Iraq's biological weapons is the
existence of mobile production facilities used to make biological
agents.

Let me take you inside that intelligence file and share with you
what we know from eye witness accounts.

We have firsthand descriptions of biological weapons factories on
wheels and on rails.

**NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT, WHEN GEORGE W. BUSH WENT
UNDERCOVER INTO PRE-WAR IRAQ IN 2002, HE FILED FALSE EYEWITNESS
ACCOUNTS OF WHAT HE SAW IN THE DESERT**

The trucks and train cars are easily moved and are designed to evade
detection by inspectors. In a matter of months, they can produce a
quantity of biological poison equal to the entire amount that Iraq
claimed to have produced in the years prior to the Gulf War.

Although Iraq's mobile production program began in the mid-1990s,
U.N. inspectors at the time only had vague hints of such programs.
Confirmation came later, in the year 2000.

The source was an eye witness, an Iraqi chemical engineer who
supervised one of these facilities. He actually was present during
biological agent production runs. He was also at the site when an
accident occurred in 1998. Twelve technicians died from exposure to
biological agents.

**IN 2000, DURING A BREAK IN CAMPAIGNING, WHEN GOVERNOR GEORGE BUSH
OF TEXAS WAS SENT BY THE CIA TO DEBRIEF IRAQI CHEMICAL ENGINEERS, HE
PURPOSELY MIS-TRANSLATED ARABIC SCIENTIFIC TERMS IN THE
TRANSCRIPTS**

He reported that when UNSCOM was in country and inspecting, the
biological weapons agent production always began on Thursdays at
midnight because Iraq thought UNSCOM would not inspect on the Muslim
Holy Day, Thursday night through Friday. He added that this was
important because the units could not be broken down in the middle
of a production run, which had to be completed by Friday evening
before the inspectors might arrive again.

This defector is currently hiding in another country with the
certain knowledge that Saddam Hussein will kill him if he finds him.
His eyewitness account of these mobile production facilities has
been corroborated by other sources.

** "OTHER SOURCES": ACTUALLY GOVERNOR JEB BUSH OF FLORIDA--A
PART-TIME ARABIC TRANSLATOR AND IRAQI HISTORY EXPERT FOR THE CIA,
WHO USED MAKE-UP TO BECOME "IRAQI" **

A second source, an Iraqi civil engineer in a position to know the
details of the program, confirmed the existence of transportable
facilities moving on trailers.

A third source, also in a position to know, reported in summer 2002
that Iraq had manufactured mobile production systems mounted on road
trailer units and on rail cars.

Finally, a fourth source, an Iraqi major, who defected, confirmed
that Iraq has mobile biological research laboratories, in addition
to the production facilities I mentioned earlier.

**2ND, 3RD, AND 4TH IRAQI DEFECTORS: MORE BUSH FAMILY MEMBERS
PASSING AS IRAQIS USING THEIR PERFECT IRAQI-DIALECT ARABIC, AND SOME
CONVINCING MAKE-UP**

We have diagrammed what our sources reported about these mobile
facilities. Here you see both truck and rail car-mounted mobile
factories. The description our sources gave us of the technical
features required by such facilities are highly detailed and
extremely accurate. As these drawings based on their description
show, we know what the fermenters look like, we know what the tanks,
pumps, compressors and other parts look like. We know how they fit
together. We know how they work. And we know a great deal about the
platforms on which they are mounted.

**MORE FROM BUSH'S UNDERCOVER MISSION TO IRAQ, USING HIS DOCTORATE
IN BIOCHEMISTRY TO FOOL EVEN EXPERTS AT THE CIA**

As shown in this diagram, these factories can be concealed easily,
either by moving ordinary-looking trucks and rail cars along Iraq's
thousands of miles of highway or track, or by parking them in a
garage or warehouse or somewhere in Iraq's extensive system of
underground tunnels and bunkers.

**MORE REPORTS FROM BUSH, USING HIS MASTERS DEGREE IN CIVIL
ENGINEERING TO DRAW CONVINCING FAKE FACTORY PLANS**

We know that Iraq has at lest seven of these mobile biological agent
factories. The truck-mounted ones have at least two or three trucks
each. That means that the mobile production facilities are very few,
perhaps 18 trucks that we know of - there may be more - but perhaps
18 that we know of. Just imagine trying to find 18 trucks among the
thousands and thousands of trucks that travel the roads of Iraq
every single day.

**BUSH PURPOSELY MISREAD THE SATELLITE PHOTOS WHILE USING HIS
PATENTED COMPUTER PHOT0-ANALYSIS METHODS TO ANALYZE THE SATELLITE
DATA FOR BI0-CHEM TRUCKS**

It took the inspectors four years to find out that Iraq was making
biological agents. How long do you think it will take the inspectors
to find even one of these 18 trucks without Iraq coming forward, as
they are supposed to, with the information about these kinds of
capabilities?

Ladies and gentlemen, these are sophisticated facilities. For
example, they can produce anthrax and botulinum toxin. In fact, they
can produce enough dry biological agent in a single month to kill
thousands upon thousands of people. And dry agent of this type is
the most lethal form for human beings.

By 1998, U.N. experts agreed that the Iraqis had perfected drying
techniques for their biological weapons programs. Now, Iraq has
incorporated this drying expertise into these mobile production
facilities.

We know from Iraq's past admissions that it has successfully
weaponized not only anthrax, but also other biological agents,
including botulinum toxin, aflatoxin and ricin.

But Iraq's research efforts did not stop there. Saddam Hussein has
investigated dozens of biological agents causing diseases such as
gas gangrene, plague, typhus (ph), tetanus, cholera, camelpox and
hemorrhagic fever, and he also has the wherewithal to develop
smallpox.

**AGAIN, AS THE LEADING WORLD EXPERT ON WEAPONIZED COMMUNICABLE
DISEASES, GEORGE BUSH FALSIFIED DATA THAT ONLY HE WAS ABLE TO
ANALYZE, AND AS WITH EVERYTHING ELSE, THE CIA WAS FORCED TO ACCEPT
HIS ANALYSIS BECAUSE BUSH HAD HYPNOTIZED EVERY MAJOR CIA EMPLOYEE SO
THAT THEY WOULD FORGET THAT THEY WORKED FOR A CLINTON APPOINTED
DIRECTOR, AND AS CAREER EMPLOYEES, WOULD BE AT THE CIA LONG AFTER
ANY ELECTED PRESIDENT CAME AND WENT--THUS THEY WERE "INTIMIDATED" **

[snip]


"two wheels" wrote in


message

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On 22 Nov 2003 22:57:36 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:


The only thing Bush required,

Doesn't matter one bit what he "needed." He lied to the American
public on a level a bit more important than having sex with an

intern!

He lied and Americans died over that lie. The man is an

anti-American

monster.

RB

Give a concrete example--a Bush quote (with citation) if you can


come

up with one.

two wheels




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john November 29th 03 07:16 AM

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"Donal" wrote in message ...
"two wheels" wrote in message
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Give a concrete example--a Bush quote (with citation) if you can come
up with one.


Tooooo easy!!!!

"The trouble with the French is that they don't have a word for
entrepreneur."


That proves that the man is both a liar, and a complete idiot!


Claim: President George W. Bush proclaimed, "The problem with the
French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
Status: False.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/bush.htm




Regards


Donal
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Donal November 29th 03 11:01 PM

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"john" wrote in message
om...

Claim: President George W. Bush proclaimed, "The problem with the
French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
Status: False.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/bush.htm



Ohhhh, goody! I got me a little fishie!

Did Bush say "These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They
hide in caves. They send suiciders out."

Or this - "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats
stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear
statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will."

Or this - "There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas, probably
in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you
can't get fooled again."

Or perhaps this - "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here,
even though I wasn't here."


Or even(stupid Bush supporters will have to read this a few times) "Over 75
percent of white Americans own their home, and less than 50 percent of
Hispanos and African Americans don't own their home. And that's a gap,
that's a homeownership gap. And we've got to do something about it."


And to demonstrate that he is a good man at heart -"There's nothing more
deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought
of all. ... I can't think of anything more deep than that right."

Hey, John. If it walks like a duck, and it talks like a duck - Shoot it!.


Bush is an idiot. He looks like an idiot, he sounds like an idiot, and he
attacks innocent countries like an idiot who is in charge of the mightiest
military machine on Earth. He uses Words of Mass Deception(WMD) to convince
his intellectually challenged voters that they should support the slaughter
of hundreds of American lives in a far off country. When the WMD are
discredited, only the real idiots are left. And there you are! A true
simpleton who feels that he is being patriotic, while at the same time,
demonstrating that the ignorant Redneck is alive and well in the good ole US
of A.



Regards


Donal
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Simple Simon November 30th 03 12:57 AM

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It might be a good idea if you got your wife to post things
for you from now on. Nobody can really be expected to
take much notice of anything posted by a pussy whipped
little weenie like you, now can they?

S.Simon


"Donal" wrote in message ...

Ohhhh, goody! I got me a little fishie!

Did Bush say "These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They
hide in caves. They send suiciders out."

Or this - "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats
stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear
statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will."

Or this - "There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas, probably
in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you
can't get fooled again."

Or perhaps this - "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here,
even though I wasn't here."


Or even(stupid Bush supporters will have to read this a few times) "Over 75
percent of white Americans own their home, and less than 50 percent of
Hispanos and African Americans don't own their home. And that's a gap,
that's a homeownership gap. And we've got to do something about it."


And to demonstrate that he is a good man at heart -"There's nothing more
deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought
of all. ... I can't think of anything more deep than that right."

Hey, John. If it walks like a duck, and it talks like a duck - Shoot it!.


Bush is an idiot. He looks like an idiot, he sounds like an idiot, and he
attacks innocent countries like an idiot who is in charge of the mightiest
military machine on Earth. He uses Words of Mass Deception(WMD) to convince
his intellectually challenged voters that they should support the slaughter
of hundreds of American lives in a far off country. When the WMD are
discredited, only the real idiots are left. And there you are! A true
simpleton who feels that he is being patriotic, while at the same time,
demonstrating that the ignorant Redneck is alive and well in the good ole US
of A.



Regards


Donal
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larry flint a.k.a. lawrence stone November 30th 03 04:33 PM

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On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 23:01:59 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:

A true
simpleton who feels that he is being patriotic, while at the same time,
demonstrating that the ignorant Redneck is alive and well in the good ole US
of A.


Texas: It's like a whole other country!!

http://users.ev1.net/~w5www/tips.html

Donal November 30th 03 10:01 PM

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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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It might be a good idea if you got your wife to post things
for you from now on. Nobody can really be expected to
take much notice of anything posted by a pussy whipped
little weenie like you, now can they?


How .... emmmm ... Southern!

Your answer is truly stunning in the quantity of of ignorance that it
displays.

I'm impressed at your ability to feel intellectually superior, as you type
words that demonstrate your incredible ignorance.

I offered you several examples of GW's inability to construct a simple
sentence, and your rebuttal consisted of no more than a silly ad-hominem.

Perhaps you could explain why Bush said this "A greater proportion of our
imports are coming from abroad."

The man is an incoherent idiot.


Regards


Donal
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two wheels November 30th 03 10:25 PM

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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
It might be a good idea if you got your wife to post things
for you from now on. Nobody can really be expected to
take much notice of anything posted by a pussy whipped
little weenie like you, now can they?


How .... emmmm ... Southern!

Your answer is truly stunning in the quantity of of ignorance that it
displays.

I'm impressed at your ability to feel intellectually superior, as you
type words that demonstrate your incredible ignorance.

I offered you several examples of GW's inability to construct a simple
sentence, and your rebuttal consisted of no more than a silly
ad-hominem.

Perhaps you could explain why Bush said this "A greater proportion of
our imports are coming from abroad."

The man is an incoherent idiot.


Regards


Donal


Actual quote:

"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more
of our imports come from overseas."
- --Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000

...as opposed to oil from Canada or the Gulf of Mexico.



Boy, you really caught him on that one....

tw


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Donal November 30th 03 10:41 PM

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"two wheels" wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 22:01:05 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
It might be a good idea if you got your wife to post things
for you from now on. Nobody can really be expected to
take much notice of anything posted by a pussy whipped
little weenie like you, now can they?


How .... emmmm ... Southern!

Your answer is truly stunning in the quantity of of ignorance that it
displays.

I'm impressed at your ability to feel intellectually superior, as you
type words that demonstrate your incredible ignorance.

I offered you several examples of GW's inability to construct a simple
sentence, and your rebuttal consisted of no more than a silly
ad-hominem.

Perhaps you could explain why Bush said this "A greater proportion of
our imports are coming from abroad."

The man is an incoherent idiot.


Regards


Donal


Actual quote:

"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more
of our imports come from overseas."
- --Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000

..as opposed to oil from Canada or the Gulf of Mexico.



Boy, you really caught him on that one....


Oh c'mon! Don't you ever feel that you are grasping at straws?

Post the rest of that speech, and we might believe you.


Q. Is a bycicle the same as an icicle that swings both ways?



Regards


Donal
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two wheels November 30th 03 10:55 PM

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"two wheels" wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 22:01:05 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
It might be a good idea if you got your wife to post things
for you from now on. Nobody can really be expected to
take much notice of anything posted by a pussy whipped
little weenie like you, now can they?

How .... emmmm ... Southern!

Your answer is truly stunning in the quantity of of ignorance that
it displays.

I'm impressed at your ability to feel intellectually superior, as
you type words that demonstrate your incredible ignorance.

I offered you several examples of GW's inability to construct a
simple sentence, and your rebuttal consisted of no more than a
silly
ad-hominem.

Perhaps you could explain why Bush said this "A greater proportion
of our imports are coming from abroad."

The man is an incoherent idiot.


Regards


Donal


Actual quote:

"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and
more of our imports come from overseas."
- --Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000

..as opposed to oil from Canada or the Gulf of Mexico.



Boy, you really caught him on that one....


Oh c'mon! Don't you ever feel that you are grasping at straws?

Post the rest of that speech, and we might believe you.


Q. Is a bycicle the same as an icicle that swings both ways?



Regards


Donal


F**k you. I gave more of a citation than you did. Look it up yourself.
The burden of proof goes to the one who makes the claim in the first
place. Forgive me if I don't trust Bush quotes from from
BushIsAnEvilNaziButcher.com

two wheels


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Donal December 1st 03 10:56 AM

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"two wheels" wrote in message
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F**k you. I gave more of a citation than you did. Look it up yourself.
The burden of proof goes to the one who makes the claim in the first
place. Forgive me if I don't trust Bush quotes from from
BushIsAnEvilNaziButcher.com

two wheels


Well, I'm sorry that you are taking it so seriously. However, I have tried
to find the complete text of the speech, but without success. I did find
hundreds of hilarious quotes along the way.

I did find a simple test that you can take to see how well know your
Bushism's. I scored 7/10!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/quiz/quest...387782,00.html

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this
century's history. But
we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"If you don't measure, if we're having to guess whether or not our children
are learning, by the time
it's too late we're going to find out that they're not, if they're not."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."


Regards

Donal
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john December 4th 03 09:25 AM

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"Donal" wrote in message ...
"john" wrote in message
om...

Claim: President George W. Bush proclaimed, "The problem with the
French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
Status: False.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/bush.htm



Ohhhh, goody! I got me a little fishie!


Yeah, a shark.


Did Bush say "These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They
hide in caves. They send suiciders out."


Robert Fisk: "For Mr bin Laden's men are not the hopeless suiciders
that the Palestinians produce from their foetid refugee camps."

Robert Fisk: "...note how carefully the ruthless Palestinian war
against Israeli colonisation of the West Bank is being strapped to
America's ever weirder "war on terror" – and yet more aircraft
suiciders."


Or this - "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats
stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear
statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will."

Or this - "There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas, probably
in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you
can't get fooled again."

Or perhaps this - "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here,
even though I wasn't here."


Or even(stupid Bush supporters will have to read this a few times) "Over 75
percent of white Americans own their home, and less than 50 percent of
Hispanos and African Americans don't own their home. And that's a gap,
that's a homeownership gap. And we've got to do something about it."


And to demonstrate that he is a good man at heart -"There's nothing more
deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought
of all. ... I can't think of anything more deep than that right."

Hey, John. If it walks like a duck, and it talks like a duck - Shoot it!.


Bush is an idiot. He looks like an idiot, he sounds like an idiot, and he
attacks innocent countries like an idiot who is in charge of the mightiest
military machine on Earth. He uses Words of Mass Deception(WMD) to convince
his intellectually challenged voters that they should support the slaughter
of hundreds of American lives in a far off country. When the WMD are
discredited, only the real idiots are left. And there you are! A true
simpleton who feels that he is being patriotic, while at the same time,
demonstrating that the ignorant Redneck is alive and well in the good ole US
of A.


Malapropisms and speaking with a less than perfect diction is not
symbolic of a lack of intelligence anymore than say, stuttering. If it
were, then people like Aristotle, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton
would all be considered dullards for stuttering.

Perhaps those who think George W. Bush an "idiot" are those who have
an ease with the written or spoken word, such as commentators or news
anchors. However, if we are to judge the intelligence of someone by
their ability in an area outside their own field, shouldn't we judge
commentators on their knowledge of high energy physics? Shouldn't we
also judge the intelligence of television newsmen by their ability to
comprehend chaos theory?

Of course, we don't judge newscasters by their ability to understand
chaos theory, or commentators by their knowledge of the strong and
weak atomic forces. To measure their ability using such a yardstick
would be unfair and unenlightening. Yet that is exactly how George
Bush's intelligence is measured.

If we examine George Bush's record as a politician, it is pretty
obvious that he is not dumb at all. Ann Richards was widely favored
over Bush, but lost. Bush wasn't expected to be reelected, but he was
the first Governor in the state of Texas to be reelected in the
state's history. In the presidential race Bush defeated a popular war
hero in the primary, and a member of an incumbent administration
during a time of economic growth.

After winning a very close election, Bush managed to implement most of
his domestic agenda right up until September 11. There is also a
strong possibility of the Republican party picking up seats in a
midterm election, something that typically does not happen to the
party of a sitting president. Again, this is not something that an
"idiot" could possibly hope to accomplish.

Many people have thought of Bush as dumb. Ann Richards thought he was
dumb. So did John McCain, and Al Gore. Tom Daschle thought he was
dumb, until Bush managed to get a tax cut in over his opposition. So,
no, Bush is not dumb, and those who have underestimated his
intelligence have paid a price for thinking that he is a buffoon.

"If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb,
they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would
still have "racist," "fascist," "homophobe," "ugly," and a few other
highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of "dumb" would
nearly cripple them." -- Ann Coulter, P. 121

"This is how six-year-olds argue: They call everything "stupid." The
left's primary argument is the angry reaction of a helpless child
deprived of the ability to mount logical counterarguments. Someday we
will turn to the New York Times editorial page and find the Newspaper
of Record denouncing President Bush for being a 'penis-head.'" -- Ann
Coulter, P. 121

"'Stupid' means one thing: "threatening to the interests of the
Democratic Party." The more Conservative the Republican, the more
vicious and hysterical the attacks on his intelligence will be." --
Ann Coulter, P. 125







Regards


Donal
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Donal December 4th 03 01:07 PM

WMD FOUND AT LAST?
 

"john" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

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"john" wrote in message
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Claim: President George W. Bush proclaimed, "The problem with the
French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
Status: False.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/bush.htm



Ohhhh, goody! I got me a little fishie!


Yeah, a shark.



Awwww, shucks!! I wish I'd seen this before I responded to Two Wheels.

See my post in the "A Bobsprit-Like Goodbye" thread!!



Regards


Donal
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