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Simple Simon November 22nd 03 03:10 AM

I managed . . .
 
I managed single-handedly to get rid of several
bad influences in this group.

Lady Sailor I chased off.
Lady Pilot I ran off.
Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.
Trojan Lady is history.
Nora threw in the towel.
Katysails is losing interest.
Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.
Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.

Life is good.

S.Simon



otnmbrd November 22nd 03 03:33 AM

I managed . . .
 
Mebbe so.....but all the rest still enjoy feeding you post so you can
continue to make an ASS of yourself


Rick November 22nd 03 03:49 AM

I managed . . .
 
On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 22:10:09 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

I managed single-handedly ...


Yeah, Nil, you're a real single hander alright!

Bwahahahahaahahahahahahaha

Rick

The Carrolls November 22nd 03 10:08 AM

I managed . . .
 
legal action? how so?
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I managed single-handedly to get rid of several
bad influences in this group.

Lady Sailor I chased off.
Lady Pilot I ran off.
Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.
Trojan Lady is history.
Nora threw in the towel.
Katysails is losing interest.
Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.
Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.

Life is good.

S.Simon





The Carrolls November 22nd 03 10:15 AM

I managed . . .
 
By the way, my attorney is the UAW\GM legal service in Belleville, Mi. If
you have any legal correspondance, send it there. I will call them and get a
file started if you wish.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I managed single-handedly to get rid of several
bad influences in this group.

Lady Sailor I chased off.
Lady Pilot I ran off.
Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.
Trojan Lady is history.
Nora threw in the towel.
Katysails is losing interest.
Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.
Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.

Life is good.

S.Simon





Jeff Morris November 22nd 03 12:16 PM

I managed . . .
 
A class action suit on behalf of all pedophile thieves is being filed against you. They
resent the comparison to Neal.



"The Carrolls" wrote in message
...
legal action? how so?
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I managed single-handedly to get rid of several
bad influences in this group.

Lady Sailor I chased off.
Lady Pilot I ran off.
Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.
Trojan Lady is history.
Nora threw in the towel.
Katysails is losing interest.
Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.
Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.

Life is good.

S.Simon







two wheels November 22nd 03 03:25 PM

I managed . . .
 
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By the way, my attorney is the UAW\GM legal service in Belleville,
Mi. If you have any legal correspondance, send it there. I will
call them and get a file started if you wish.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I managed single-handedly to get rid of several
bad influences in this group.

Lady Sailor I chased off.
Lady Pilot I ran off.
Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.
Trojan Lady is history.
Nora threw in the towel.
Katysails is losing interest.
Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.
Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.

Life is good.

S.Simon


You can't scare Simple Simon with your mob ties. He's too fearless.
:-)

tw


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Lady Pilot November 22nd 03 05:04 PM

I managed . . .
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:

I managed single-handedly to get rid of several
bad influences in this group.


Sure you did... LOL!

Lady Sailor I chased off.


Hahahaa! She's having a wonderful time sailing. Something you only talk
about doing.

Lady Pilot I ran off.


No one can run me off usenet, if this is where I want to be...

Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.


How could you embarrass her with lies? That's all I've heard.

Nora threw in the towel.


Nah, she's on sick leave. I guess I will have to help cover her back until
she can get back on her feet.

Katysails is losing interest.


She lost interest in you, Neal, a long time ago. Haven't you noticed? LOL!

Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.


For what?

Life is good.


How can life be good when you are filled with so much hate?

LP



Lady Pilot November 22nd 03 05:06 PM

I managed . . .
 

"two wheels" wrote:

You can't scare Simple Simon with your mob ties. He's too fearless.
:-)


Just wait till his eyes gaze upon the chains and the cement boots! ;-)

LP



Bobsprit November 22nd 03 06:27 PM

I managed . . .
 
Hahahaa! She's having a wonderful time sailing. Something you only talk
about doing.

Lately he doesn't even talk about it!

RB

Jonathan Ganz November 22nd 03 07:16 PM

I managed . . .
 
Hey, don't try and cheat me out my few victories.
I got rid of Iguana Boy and Horass.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I managed single-handedly to get rid of several
bad influences in this group.

Lady Sailor I chased off.
Lady Pilot I ran off.
Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.
Trojan Lady is history.
Nora threw in the towel.
Katysails is losing interest.
Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.
Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.

Life is good.

S.Simon





Simple Simon November 22nd 03 08:28 PM

I managed . . .
 
Never yet saw any dominatrix wearing cement boots . . .
Leather seems to be standard.

S.Simon


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:%HMvb.24295$yJ.24257@okepread02...

Just wait till his eyes gaze upon the chains and the cement boots! ;-)

LP




Simple Simon November 22nd 03 09:11 PM

I managed . . .
 
Sorry, I didn't realize it was you who ratted them out
to their ISPs.

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Hey, don't try and cheat me out my few victories.
I got rid of Iguana Boy and Horass.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I managed single-handedly to get rid of several
bad influences in this group.

Lady Sailor I chased off.
Lady Pilot I ran off.
Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.
Trojan Lady is history.
Nora threw in the towel.
Katysails is losing interest.
Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.
Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.

Life is good.

S.Simon







katysails November 22nd 03 09:33 PM

I managed . . .
 
Lady Sailor I chased off.

Lie. In Mexico cruising (unlike you) and is posting from cyber cafe's =
along the way

Lady Pilot I ran off.


Lie. She's still here. Hasn't fone anywhere, but posts when she's not =
flying around doing her job.

Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.


Lie. Is working at her boatyard job plus handling her husband's business =
and is just plain busy...

Trojan Lady is history.


Lie. Trojan Lady was not a woman but was the name of the man's boat. =
True dementia setting in Neal's mind.

Nora threw in the towel.


Lie. (Unless she's just a Neal construct...) Purportedly having kidney =
surgery, which is not a thrilling thing to go through. Doubt if she =
could sit at a computer for any length of time. Not that I miss her or =
anything.

Katysails is losing interest.


Lie. I've been posting her just as regularly as I always have. =20

Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.


Truth. He's probably in the psychiatric unit of Wayne State Hospital =
for his advanced syphilis.

Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.


Unknown. And unprovable.


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Simple Simon November 22nd 03 09:44 PM

I managed . . .
 
Details, details. The point is I've managed to make sure
this group does not get overrun with women who ruin it
by being more interested in silly female flirting and
goody-two-shoes, smiley emoticons than in sailing.

Too many woman posting has a negative effect on
any newsgroup which is interesting primarily to men
and that's a fact. Women who don't allow men their
own space in which to discuss their sailing interests
without constantly butting with distractions and female
fluff should be ashamed that they don't have enough
interests of their own to keep them occupied. Might
as well be spoiled little children demanding to be the
center of attention - that's what you women do.

S.Simon


S.Simon



"katysails" wrote in message ...
Lady Sailor I chased off.

Lie. In Mexico cruising (unlike you) and is posting from cyber cafe's along the way

Lady Pilot I ran off.


Lie. She's still here. Hasn't fone anywhere, but posts when she's not flying around doing her job.

Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.


Lie. Is working at her boatyard job plus handling her husband's business and is just plain busy...

Trojan Lady is history.


Lie. Trojan Lady was not a woman but was the name of the man's boat. True dementia setting in Neal's mind.

Nora threw in the towel.


Lie. (Unless she's just a Neal construct...) Purportedly having kidney surgery, which is not a thrilling thing to go through.
Doubt if she could sit at a computer for any length of time. Not that I miss her or anything.

Katysails is losing interest.


Lie. I've been posting her just as regularly as I always have.

Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.


Truth. He's probably in the psychiatric unit of Wayne State Hospital for his advanced syphilis.

Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.


Unknown. And unprovable.


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Jeff Morris November 22nd 03 10:56 PM

I managed . . .
 
"katysails" wrote in message
...
....

Trojan Lady is history.

Lie. Trojan Lady was not a woman but was the name of the man's boat. True

dementia setting in
Neal's mind.


TrojanLady is a female dinghy sailor in U.K., an occasional poster in
uk.rec.sailing. She only appeared here because Neal would sometimes crosspost
to her group. Neal propositioned her, and, as usually, was rejected
unceremoniously.






katysails November 22nd 03 11:02 PM

I managed . . .
 
By the way, my attorney is the UAW\GM legal service in Belleville, Mi.

I spent the first 13 years of my life in Belleville....grew up on Edison =
Lake (mud pond)...Wonder if the old homestead's still there... We used =
to play "Keep Away" with the dam by standing on the mud flats in the =
Huron when the turbines were turned off and when the bell rang at 2:30 =
pm the flood gates were opened...wonder we didn't end up in Lake =
Erie....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


The Carrolls November 23rd 03 12:23 AM

I managed . . .
 
Edison lake is still there, the township was awarded the dam and had to
rebuild it before it collapsed. They drained Edison and Belleville lake
about 7 years ago and cleaned up the crap on the bottom, rebuilt the dam and
refilled the lake. I myself lived in Belleville, the Quirk area from 1962
to1967, and I currently work at the old bomberplant.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
By the way, my attorney is the UAW\GM legal service in Belleville, Mi.

I spent the first 13 years of my life in Belleville....grew up on Edison
Lake (mud pond)...Wonder if the old homestead's still there... We used to
play "Keep Away" with the dam by standing on the mud flats in the Huron when
the turbines were turned off and when the bell rang at 2:30 pm the flood
gates were opened...wonder we didn't end up in Lake Erie....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Simple Simon November 23rd 03 12:36 AM

I managed . . .
 
What's any of this hen clucking got to do with sailing.

Take this kind of gossip to e-mail please. This is a news
group not a chat session.

S.Simon


"The Carrolls" wrote in message ...
Edison lake is still there, the township was awarded the dam and had to
rebuild it before it collapsed. They drained Edison and Belleville lake
about 7 years ago and cleaned up the crap on the bottom, rebuilt the dam and
refilled the lake. I myself lived in Belleville, the Quirk area from 1962
to1967, and I currently work at the old bomberplant.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
By the way, my attorney is the UAW\GM legal service in Belleville, Mi.

I spent the first 13 years of my life in Belleville....grew up on Edison
Lake (mud pond)...Wonder if the old homestead's still there... We used to
play "Keep Away" with the dam by standing on the mud flats in the Huron when
the turbines were turned off and when the bell rang at 2:30 pm the flood
gates were opened...wonder we didn't end up in Lake Erie....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein





Simple Simon November 23rd 03 01:26 AM

I managed . . .
 

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Lady Sailor
Lie. In Mexico cruising (unlike you) and is posting from cyber cafe's along the way


Where are these mythological posts? They have not been appearing here.
The truth of the matter is Lady Sailor is a liar who dumped one Michael
for another in typical lying, cheating female fashion only considering her
own self-centered interests and desires.

She used to post how she was so devoted to Michael number one
and content to wait for his return and to help with the fitting out
of the new Berwick but all the while she was having an affair
behind his back and probably then had the nerve to accuse him
of doing what she was, indeed, doing - cheating, lying and stealing.

Yes, stealing trust if not things more concrete and probably that
as well. The woman probably had Michael number one in a joint
bank account with her and it wouldn't surprise me if she took
him to the cleaners financially as well as emotionally. NO man
deserves that especially a sailorman working on a military
ship for the good of his country. In my opinion Lady Sailor
is worse than a tramp and a traitor.

You are so dumb and gullible, Katy, that you are willing to
believe anything some white trash woman tells you and you
know nothing but a one-sided pack of lies from said woman.
You are so gullible it is hard to imagine you ever made it
to middle-age going on brittle-boned old age.

S.Simon





The Carrolls November 23rd 03 03:01 AM

I managed . . .
 
They sail on Belleville lake.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
What's any of this hen clucking got to do with sailing.

Take this kind of gossip to e-mail please. This is a news
group not a chat session.

S.Simon


"The Carrolls" wrote in message

...
Edison lake is still there, the township was awarded the dam and had to
rebuild it before it collapsed. They drained Edison and Belleville lake
about 7 years ago and cleaned up the crap on the bottom, rebuilt the dam

and
refilled the lake. I myself lived in Belleville, the Quirk area from

1962
to1967, and I currently work at the old bomberplant.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
By the way, my attorney is the UAW\GM legal service in Belleville, Mi.

I spent the first 13 years of my life in Belleville....grew up on Edison
Lake (mud pond)...Wonder if the old homestead's still there... We used

to
play "Keep Away" with the dam by standing on the mud flats in the Huron

when
the turbines were turned off and when the bell rang at 2:30 pm the flood
gates were opened...wonder we didn't end up in Lake Erie....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein







katysails November 23rd 03 03:02 AM

I managed . . .
 
I myself lived in Belleville, the Quirk area from 1962
to1967, and I currently work at the old bomberplant

We lived on Alden Drive just off Haggerty Rd....was a dirt road back =
then...but that was in the 50's and early 50's....had to whitewash the =
house and fence every year since Belching Bessie put out so much =
pollution that it turned everything grey....Edison Lake is where my =
brother and I put together the telephone pole sailing barge...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Simple Simon November 23rd 03 03:05 AM

I managed . . .
 
Well whoop-de-do!


"katysails" wrote in message ...
We lived on Alden Drive just off Haggerty Rd....was a dirt road back then...but that was in the 50's and early 50's....had to
whitewash the house and fence every year since Belching Bessie put out so much pollution that it turned everything grey....Edison
Lake is where my brother and I put together the telephone pole sailing barge...






The Carrolls November 23rd 03 03:18 AM

I managed . . .
 
Yea... I bet it was quite a whoop. Sounds like a good time.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Well whoop-de-do!


"katysails" wrote in message

...
We lived on Alden Drive just off Haggerty Rd....was a dirt road back

then...but that was in the 50's and early 50's....had to
whitewash the house and fence every year since Belching Bessie put out so

much pollution that it turned everything grey....Edison
Lake is where my brother and I put together the telephone pole sailing

barge...








The Carrolls November 23rd 03 03:20 AM

I managed . . .
 
The world is kind of small at times isn't it.
"katysails" wrote in message
...
I myself lived in Belleville, the Quirk area from 1962
to1967, and I currently work at the old bomberplant

We lived on Alden Drive just off Haggerty Rd....was a dirt road back
then...but that was in the 50's and early 50's....had to whitewash the house
and fence every year since Belching Bessie put out so much pollution that it
turned everything grey....Edison Lake is where my brother and I put together
the telephone pole sailing barge...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails November 23rd 03 03:32 AM

I managed . . .
 
Take this kind of gossip to e-mail please. This is a news
group not a chat session.


Go make love to a manatee....oh, I ofrgot..that would be cruelty to an =
animal...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails November 23rd 03 03:34 AM

I managed . . .
 

The world is kind of small at times isn't it.

Yep...too bad it isn't big enough to lose Neal in....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Jonathan Ganz November 23rd 03 07:51 AM

I managed . . .
 
I would never confirm nor deny something like that.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Sorry, I didn't realize it was you who ratted them out
to their ISPs.

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
Hey, don't try and cheat me out my few victories.
I got rid of Iguana Boy and Horass.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I managed single-handedly to get rid of several
bad influences in this group.

Lady Sailor I chased off.
Lady Pilot I ran off.
Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.
Trojan Lady is history.
Nora threw in the towel.
Katysails is losing interest.
Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.
Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.

Life is good.

S.Simon









The Carrolls November 23rd 03 09:45 AM

I managed . . .
 
Oh he is lost in his own world, he just doesn't realise it. I pity him.
"katysails" wrote in message
...

The world is kind of small at times isn't it.

Yep...too bad it isn't big enough to lose Neal in....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



The_navigator© November 23rd 03 09:24 PM

I managed . . .
 
It's a typo. She means seamend boots.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Never yet saw any dominatrix wearing cement boots . . .
Leather seems to be standard.

S.Simon


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:%HMvb.24295$yJ.24257@okepread02...

Just wait till his eyes gaze upon the chains and the cement boots! ;-)

LP






The_navigator© November 23rd 03 09:24 PM

I managed . . .
 
Kook!

Ceers MC

katysails wrote:

I spent the first 13 years of my life in Bellevue....grew up on Edison Lake (mud pond)..



The_navigator© November 23rd 03 09:25 PM

I managed . . .
 
Rita would squeak with jealousy!

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Take this kind of gossip to e-mail please. This is a news

group not a chat session.



Go make love to a manatee....oh, I ofrgot..that would be cruelty to an animal...



katysails November 23rd 03 11:18 PM

I managed . . .
 
Rita would squeak with jealousy!

You know a manatee named Rita?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


The_navigator© November 24th 03 12:33 AM

I managed . . .
 
Rita the inflatable!

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Rita would squeak with jealousy!

You know a manatee named Rita?



Seahag November 25th 03 03:26 AM

I managed . . .
 
Awwww, are you feeling lonely sweety?

Seahag

Simple Simon wrote:

I managed single-handedly to get rid of several
bad influences in this group.

Lady Sailor I chased off.
Lady Pilot I ran off.
Haggie I embarrassed so thoroughly that she posts only rarely.
Trojan Lady is history.
Nora threw in the towel.
Katysails is losing interest.
Horvath is conspicuous in her absence.
Ms. Carroll is facing a legal action.

Life is good.

S.Simon





Seahag November 25th 03 03:34 AM

I managed . . .
 

Simple Simon wrote:

Never yet saw any dominatrix wearing cement boots . . .
Leather seems to be standard.


Good one Neal...now I gotta go dry the beer off Scupper!

Seahag






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