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Men in a sailor's newsgroup should stick together.
This simple statement is a fact and even if some males here disagree it only proves they are not men. I don't know about you other MEN but some of the males here certainly are not men. Mooron who makes a fool out of himself over a fantasy woman, Bobsprit who makes a fool out of himself over everything he writes about, Rick who is a fool and a wimp, etc. etc. area all examples of the sad state of manhood these days. Sailors are not supposed to be wimps and pussies but all to many males here are prime examples of pussies. They let themselves be made fools of by women. Isn't it bad enough that they have allowed bad influences such as Katysails who is just an over-the-hill housewife, Haggie who is just a boat ******, Lady Barbara who is no lady, and a few other losers who pop in and out to remain but now some of them are acting like women themselves. Isn't it about time all god MEN banded together and rid this group of bad female influences? After all who really needs the pathetic and fake flirting the likes of Lady Pilot uses to disrupt this group of sailors. LP single handedly manages to expose the wimps and girly men here in this who gladly show their asses. Real men do not allow themselves to be pawns in some femiNazi agenda but rather work to expose those males who are not men by any stretch of the imagination by pointing out how embarrassing their actions are. Mooron is a disgrace. Navigator is not much better. Donal is a Mama's boy. Bobsprit is just a plain boy. Rick is a little faggot. Ganz is another Mama's boy and on it goes . . . What we need here is more MEN. MEN do not allow girls into the clubhouse. Sailors are supposed to be MEN. Sailors certainly don't allow girls into the clubhouse. What say ye Men? Let's rid the group of the scourge of women and girly men. When the like of Katysails, LP, etc. and the skirt chasers such as Mooron who prostitute themselves under a skirt post let's just ignore them. Soon they will just lose interest and go away and the group will be the better for their absence. S.Simon |
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But Sir, I chastised her soundly for being a hussy! Is that not a
redeeming act in your eyes? Furthermore, I agree that Mooron is a disgrace! Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Mooron is a disgrace. Navigator is not much better. |
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You're OK when it come to making sure women
stay in their rightful place but you're less than a man because of your girly liberal attitudes. You are of the "can't we just all get along" crowd of losers. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... But Sir, I chastised her soundly for being a hussy! Is that not a redeeming act in your eyes? Furthermore, I agree that Mooron is a disgrace! Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: Mooron is a disgrace. Navigator is not much better. |
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Men in a sailor's newsgroup should stick together. Pervert! What we need here is more MEN. MEN I hope that you had the tissues handy when you wrote that. You sound like you are foaming at the mouth. We need more women here! Regards Donal -- |
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If you want women then join a knitting club.
S.Simon "Donal" wrote in message ... "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Men in a sailor's newsgroup should stick together. Pervert! What we need here is more MEN. MEN I hope that you had the tissues handy when you wrote that. You sound like you are foaming at the mouth. We need more women here! Regards Donal -- |
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... If you want women then join a knitting club. What the hell is wrong with you? Are you afraid of women? You are a wimp, a disgrace to man, ..... Why don't you invest oin a pair of earplugs? Women are absuoutely brilliant once you fit the earplugs. Regards Donal -- |
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Gawd! You're about to break into "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK ..."
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Men in a sailor's newsgroup should stick together. This simple statement is a fact and even if some males here disagree it only proves they are not men. I don't know about you other MEN but some of the males here certainly are not men. Mooron who makes a fool out of himself over a fantasy woman, Bobsprit who makes a fool out of himself over everything he writes about, Rick who is a fool and a wimp, etc. etc. area all examples of the sad state of manhood these days. Sailors are not supposed to be wimps and pussies but all to many males here are prime examples of pussies. They let themselves be made fools of by women. Isn't it bad enough that they have allowed bad influences such as Katysails who is just an over-the-hill housewife, Haggie who is just a boat ******, Lady Barbara who is no lady, and a few other losers who pop in and out to remain but now some of them are acting like women themselves. Isn't it about time all god MEN banded together and rid this group of bad female influences? After all who really needs the pathetic and fake flirting the likes of Lady Pilot uses to disrupt this group of sailors. LP single handedly manages to expose the wimps and girly men here in this who gladly show their asses. Real men do not allow themselves to be pawns in some femiNazi agenda but rather work to expose those males who are not men by any stretch of the imagination by pointing out how embarrassing their actions are. Mooron is a disgrace. Navigator is not much better. Donal is a Mama's boy. Bobsprit is just a plain boy. Rick is a little faggot. Ganz is another Mama's boy and on it goes . . . What we need here is more MEN. MEN do not allow girls into the clubhouse. Sailors are supposed to be MEN. Sailors certainly don't allow girls into the clubhouse. What say ye Men? Let's rid the group of the scourge of women and girly men. When the like of Katysails, LP, etc. and the skirt chasers such as Mooron who prostitute themselves under a skirt post let's just ignore them. Soon they will just lose interest and go away and the group will be the better for their absence. S.Simon |
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Boy George, AKA Capt Neal wrote...
What we need here is more MEN. MEN |
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If you want women then join a knitting club.
Finally, we know who's banging those old knitting queens! RB |
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Hey, I AM NOT A MAMA'S BOY. MY DADDY CAN
BEAT UP YOUR DADDY.... WAAAAAAAA "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Ganz is another Mama's boy and on it goes . . . Well now at least we know why you can't get laid. What we need here is more MEN. MEN do not allow girls into the clubhouse. Sailors are supposed to be MEN. Sailors certainly don't allow girls into the clubhouse. |
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Of course he is.
"Donal" wrote in message ... "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... If you want women then join a knitting club. What the hell is wrong with you? Are you afraid of women? You are a wimp, a disgrace to man, ..... Why don't you invest oin a pair of earplugs? Women are absuoutely brilliant once you fit the earplugs. Regards Donal -- |
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Get off of Haggie and Katy's case . . .they stuck it out no matter what and
deserve some credit. Who knows maybe Pilot will wing her wings as well. All the others cut and run. Now it's nice to have a voice from the opposite side of the gender coin don't you know? Especially one's who make sense. BUT the true mark of a man (or woman) is the company they don't keep. Sometimes you are just better off being alone AND if you have learned to like yourself it's not so hard. I like the competent, trustworthy kind. I don't like the kind that scream and go into a panic or head for the nearest yacht club bar! So get off Haggie and Katy's case . . . . They are true deck apes and not deck fluff! Believe me I've run into the kind you don't want around here. Sit back, relax and read the following, you will see what I mean . . . . So one day at a sailing club meeting a "lady" asked me in a sultry sort of come hither tone: "I HEARD (pause) you sail alone? What does a single hander do for entertainment on those looooonnnngggg lonelyyyy ocean passages? Sez I, "I sail alone but I'm not a single hander." Sez she, "I'm confused*?" Sez I, "Obviously . ..I'm a male and only woman can be singlehanders." Sez she, "Now I'm REALLY (pause) confused. Explain?**" Sez I, "Cause even though we start out sail alone we soon have a full crew." Sez she: Actually said nothing just a blank stare. Sez I, Cause we're too busy producing seamen(sp?). Does that answer your question? Sez she, "*** Well . . .Duh uuuuuh?" *Blonde from Orange County, California. They are all blondes even if they aren't and the rest is 'like'seriously plastic. **They end all sentences with a question mark or a duuuhhh out there. *** one hand on hip and sort of exasperated gasp sound. Comes from hanging around malls too much. No lie, it really happened! See what I mean? Guaranteed Katy and Haggie would never ask that question! I rest my case. |
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Finally, a good reason to return!
Here, here good captain! A call to arms for all manly men! Gilligan "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Men in a sailor's newsgroup should stick together. This simple statement is a fact and even if some males here disagree it only proves they are not men. I don't know about you other MEN but some of the males here certainly are not men. Mooron who makes a fool out of himself over a fantasy woman, Bobsprit who makes a fool out of himself over everything he writes about, Rick who is a fool and a wimp, etc. etc. area all examples of the sad state of manhood these days. Sailors are not supposed to be wimps and pussies but all to many males here are prime examples of pussies. They let themselves be made fools of by women. Isn't it bad enough that they have allowed bad influences such as Katysails who is just an over-the-hill housewife, Haggie who is just a boat ******, Lady Barbara who is no lady, and a few other losers who pop in and out to remain but now some of them are acting like women themselves. Isn't it about time all god MEN banded together and rid this group of bad female influences? After all who really needs the pathetic and fake flirting the likes of Lady Pilot uses to disrupt this group of sailors. LP single handedly manages to expose the wimps and girly men here in this who gladly show their asses. Real men do not allow themselves to be pawns in some femiNazi agenda but rather work to expose those males who are not men by any stretch of the imagination by pointing out how embarrassing their actions are. Mooron is a disgrace. Navigator is not much better. Donal is a Mama's boy. Bobsprit is just a plain boy. Rick is a little faggot. Ganz is another Mama's boy and on it goes . . . What we need here is more MEN. MEN do not allow girls into the clubhouse. Sailors are supposed to be MEN. Sailors certainly don't allow girls into the clubhouse. What say ye Men? Let's rid the group of the scourge of women and girly men. When the like of Katysails, LP, etc. and the skirt chasers such as Mooron who prostitute themselves under a skirt post let's just ignore them. Soon they will just lose interest and go away and the group will be the better for their absence. S.Simon |
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"Gilligan" wrote in message news:XtWtb.3013\
Finally, a good reason to return! Here, here good captain! A call to arms for all manly men! Gilligan Spoken like a true Lumberjack! |
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On Sun, 16 Nov 2003 18:09:26 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote: Men in a sailor's newsgroup should stick together. We, do. We all agree that you are a wannabe and a fraud. You lack all the attributes of a real man, a shipmate, a seaman, or even the most casual of recreational sailors. It is no wonder you fear women so much, most of them probably make you feel very very small. Nil, you will never become a man or a sailor. You will always remain a frustrated and bitter wannabe .... Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... loser. Rick |
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!
Gilligan "Jeff Morris" wrote in message ... "Gilligan" wrote in message news:XtWtb.3013\ Finally, a good reason to return! Here, here good captain! A call to arms for all manly men! Gilligan Spoken like a true Lumberjack! |
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We need more women here!
I could extend an invitation to all the ladies on the NWSA ng, but some = have lurked here and find Neal to be so disgusting that they prefer to = stay away. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Finally, a good reason to return! Here, here good captain! A call to arms for all manly men! Gilligan I think there's a fault block over there waiting with your name on = it...go stand under it for awhile and see if it shifts.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!
You put on women's clothing and hang around in bars! RB |
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Eat ****, Booby! Our Gilly wouldn't do such a thing!
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK! You put on women's clothing and hang around in bars! RB |
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So get off Haggie and Katy's case . . . . They are true
deck apes and not deck fluff! Gee...thanks, Michael (I think) Pass the bananas, please? --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Don't forget about the effulgent Alien girls!
All so beautiful and all so talented! I see them up close, rub suntan lotion onto them and help them clasp their bikini tops back on! What a life I live!!! And none of you even come close!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!! RB "katysails" wrote in message ... We need more women here! I could extend an invitation to all the ladies on the NWSA ng, but some have lurked here and find Neal to be so disgusting that they prefer to stay away. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Orange County is BIG Republican territory!
Plastic idiots is an accurate portrayal. Bwahahahahaha RB "Schoonertrash" wrote in message ... Get off of Haggie and Katy's case . . .they stuck it out no matter what and deserve some credit. Who knows maybe Pilot will wing her wings as well. All the others cut and run. Now it's nice to have a voice from the opposite side of the gender coin don't you know? Especially one's who make sense. BUT the true mark of a man (or woman) is the company they don't keep. Sometimes you are just better off being alone AND if you have learned to like yourself it's not so hard. I like the competent, trustworthy kind. I don't like the kind that scream and go into a panic or head for the nearest yacht club bar! So get off Haggie and Katy's case . . . . They are true deck apes and not deck fluff! Believe me I've run into the kind you don't want around here. Sit back, relax and read the following, you will see what I mean . . . . So one day at a sailing club meeting a "lady" asked me in a sultry sort of come hither tone: "I HEARD (pause) you sail alone? What does a single hander do for entertainment on those looooonnnngggg lonelyyyy ocean passages? Sez I, "I sail alone but I'm not a single hander." Sez she, "I'm confused*?" Sez I, "Obviously . ..I'm a male and only woman can be singlehanders." Sez she, "Now I'm REALLY (pause) confused. Explain?**" Sez I, "Cause even though we start out sail alone we soon have a full crew." Sez she: Actually said nothing just a blank stare. Sez I, Cause we're too busy producing seamen(sp?). Does that answer your question? Sez she, "*** Well . . .Duh uuuuuh?" *Blonde from Orange County, California. They are all blondes even if they aren't and the rest is 'like'seriously plastic. **They end all sentences with a question mark or a duuuhhh out there. *** one hand on hip and sort of exasperated gasp sound. Comes from hanging around malls too much. No lie, it really happened! See what I mean? Guaranteed Katy and Haggie would never ask that question! I rest my case. |
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Don't forget about the effulgent Alien girls! You have to be able to read an write at the third grade level at the = very elast to post here....sorry...they don't qualify.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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You are entirely welcome. There are three types of people on boats. Deck
Fluff - Useless or Rank Beginners who can't be trusted to do anything except spin sea stories run in circles scream and shout, Deck Meat - Some skills but mostly useful for their weight not their skills and they never go aloft good for hauling in lines and turning capstans, and finally Deck Apes . ..they can do anything, anywhere under any conditions. That sound better? You get the whole bunch. MST |
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Men in a sailor's newsgroup should stick together. S.Simon Your opinion is worth nothing.... zero. The piece of yellow plastic you love so much is not quite worthless. Why dont you double is value.... by abandoning it. |
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What's this? A post from Booby's distaff side?
S.Simon "James" wrote in message ... "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Men in a sailor's newsgroup should stick together. S.Simon Your opinion is worth nothing.... zero. The piece of yellow plastic you love so much is not quite worthless. Why dont you double is value.... by abandoning it. |
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That sound better? You get the whole bunch.
South Beach Diet doens't allow them....sniff.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Bananas, Coconut, Olives and Avacado . .. Those are the only 'common'
fruits and vegetables that are diet no-no's. However if you think Atkins then the list broadens significantly. No pun intended. I think apples for one, potatoes, rice, anything bread which means use of flour, taro if you are in the S. Pacific same for breadfruit. Tapioca is another. All starchy. That aside . . . . . .It's the symbolism of the statement that counts, not the color of the banana! As a quick aside = Richmond, BC to Sault Ste. Marie by truck . . . .$3600 US so far. Much cheaper than going around through the PC again. MST |
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So, you gonna invite us Michiganders for a sail on your boat?
John Cairns "Schoonertrash" wrote in message ... Bananas, Coconut, Olives and Avacado . .. Those are the only 'common' fruits and vegetables that are diet no-no's. However if you think Atkins then the list broadens significantly. No pun intended. I think apples for one, potatoes, rice, anything bread which means use of flour, taro if you are in the S. Pacific same for breadfruit. Tapioca is another. All starchy. That aside . . . . . .It's the symbolism of the statement that counts, not the color of the banana! As a quick aside = Richmond, BC to Sault Ste. Marie by truck . . . .$3600 US so far. Much cheaper than going around through the PC again. MST |
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As a quick aside =3D Richmond, BC to Sault Ste. Marie by truck . . . =
..$3600 US Why in heck would you dump in at the Soo? Ship to Chi-town (not only = cheaper haulage but better facilities to launch) Then sail up the coast = of Michigan (stopping of course at Muskegon to say "hi" at the Yacht = Club) then up through the straights...if you want to really sail = Superior, then just hang a left into the St Mary's to the lcoks....or = else just keep on going on around Huron down to Erie, Ontario, and then = out.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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For sure. No set date yet but having people to do portions of the trip,
especially in areas they know would be fantastic! Long segments, short segments or day sails! I've been checking out some side trips and areas to see such as the Trent-Severn area in Ontario. I think the biggest problem will be moving fast enough to get out of the area before the snow falls and yet not get too far down the East Coast before the hurricane season ends. Keep watching this station! MST |
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That was one of the sample launch points picked to get a costing for
trucking the boat on the Canadian side. For the US side I looked at Seattle to Duluth and also to be fair San Diego to Houston. Thunder Bay would be closer to $3,000 US and probably a fairer comparison to Duluth. One thing I decided was not to do the stern arch installation until after that trip. Less hassle in keeping the height restrictions legal when trucking. So I'll be looking for some very good shop to build one for me at some point. MST |
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So I'll be looking for some very good shop to build one for me at some point. Most well-known and trusted around here is Torresen's Marine...fair and = honest...family run.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Schoonertrash wrote:
For sure. No set date yet but having people to do portions of the trip, especially in areas they know would be fantastic! Long segments, short segments or day sails! I've been checking out some side trips and areas to see such as the Trent-Severn area in Ontario. I think the biggest problem will be moving fast enough to get out of the area before the snow falls and yet not get too far down the East Coast before the hurricane season ends. Keep watching this station! MST If you do the Trent-Severn you'll have to take the stick down. I live on Lake Ontario, I'd be happy to help you get to the NY Barge canal at Oswego. Cheers Marty |
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Cruisers that Summer Down East wait until after Labor Day to head South, It's rare the a
hurricane will have much left after passing Cape Cod and there are plenty of place to hide. By Labor Day it will be obvious if September is active, - if so, wait another few weeks. You should also be aware that you may want to wait behind Sandy Hook for several day because the NJ coast is not pleasant when there's weather and a heavy surf advisory. The Alternative Plan is to get to the Chesapeake before Labor Day. In spite of Isabel this year, its extremely rare for a Hurricane to hit the upper Chesapeake. Many cruisers congregate in Annapolis for the Boat Show (Columbus Day) and then head south. This generally gives you a window after the hurricanes and before the Winter chill sets in. Here's some stats on hurricane probability: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/paststate.html "Schoonertrash" wrote in message ... For sure. No set date yet but having people to do portions of the trip, especially in areas they know would be fantastic! Long segments, short segments or day sails! I've been checking out some side trips and areas to see such as the Trent-Severn area in Ontario. I think the biggest problem will be moving fast enough to get out of the area before the snow falls and yet not get too far down the East Coast before the hurricane season ends. Keep watching this station! MST |
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katysails wrote: That sound better? You get the whole bunch. South Beach Diet doens't allow them....sniff.... More for me then! Seahag |
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More for me then!
Seahag You wanna be Mrs. Claus for Christmas? Bananas will do that to you, ya = know.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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katysails wrote: More for me then! Seahag You wanna be Mrs. Claus for Christmas? Bananas will do that to you, ya know.... I'd have to eat an awful lot of 'em for that to happen! Seahag |
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I'd have to eat an awful lot of 'em for that to happen!
Seahag Bananas are one of the most fattening foods on earth... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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