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Bobsprit November 3rd 03 01:45 AM

I'm much better than Capt Neal!
 
Capt Neal sits on his yellow banana swinging on its mooring like a pendulum
in a clock ticking away the days, months and years he never sails.

I post sailing pictures weekly!

Capt Neal can only post a seventies vintage Cheryl Tiegs cut out on his
website - and it's cardboard!

I post pics of the Alien girls (of which there's dozens) and they're three
dimensional!

It's the same with all of you here! Only I post pictures of me sailing and
all the babes I go with. You all drool and are jealous!
I own expensive things and pay pennies on the dollar for it! I live a life
of luxury and splendor! I don't have to work! My wife is a fox! I've got it
all and life is getting even better!!

Why? It's not luck, it's consistent dedication and consistent use of my
noggin!

That's why you are all fish, ready to leap at any rotten mackeral I toss
your way. I am all powerful. I am the embodiment of true sailing! You are
all here to have communion with sailing perfection - ME!!

If a mere speck of me rubbed off on you you'd be worthy of the title
"sailor". Until that moment, if it should ever come at all, you are simply
trained fish!!

I am your captain and true superior,

RB




Bobsprit November 3rd 03 01:50 AM

I'm much better than Capt Neal!
 
I am your captain and true superior,

RB

Well, he may be a fake, but it proves one thing. The only way to get ahead in
life, or online, is to be "like me!"

Bwahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit November 3rd 03 02:01 AM

I'm much better than Capt Neal!
 
You can't refute a thing I've said!

It's all true!

BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!

RB


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I am your captain and true superior,

RB

Well, he may be a fake, but it proves one thing. The only way to get ahead

in
life, or online, is to be "like me!"

Bwahahahaha!

RB




JN November 3rd 03 02:03 AM

earthlink again
 
Imposter



JN November 3rd 03 02:03 AM

AOL
 
Real Bobtwit



Jeff Morris November 3rd 03 02:32 AM

earthlink again
 
You catch on quick. For extra credit, who is the imposter?


"JN" wrote in message
.. .
Imposter





Wally November 3rd 03 02:38 AM

earthlink again
 
Jeff Morris wrote:
You catch on quick. For extra credit, who is the imposter?


Someone in Arvada, I believe...


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




Jonathan Ganz November 3rd 03 03:18 AM

earthlink again
 
Just plonk it... it's stupid and doesn't compare to the real thing.

"JN" wrote in message
.. .
Imposter





Bobsprit November 3rd 03 03:23 AM

earthlink again
 
No, Broomfield


"Wally" wrote in message
...
Jeff Morris wrote:
You catch on quick. For extra credit, who is the imposter?


Someone in Arvada, I believe...


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.






Simple Simon November 3rd 03 04:02 AM

Will the real Booby please stand up?
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message nk.net...
Capt Neal sits on his yellow banana swinging on its mooring like a pendulum
in a clock ticking away the days, months and years he never sails.

I post sailing pictures weekly!

Capt Neal can only post a seventies vintage Cheryl Tiegs cut out on his
website - and it's cardboard!

I post pics of the Alien girls (of which there's dozens) and they're three
dimensional!

It's the same with all of you here! Only I post pictures of me sailing and
all the babes I go with. You all drool and are jealous!
I own expensive things and pay pennies on the dollar for it! I live a life
of luxury and splendor! I don't have to work! My wife is a fox! I've got it
all and life is getting even better!!

Why? It's not luck, it's consistent dedication and consistent use of my
noggin!

That's why you are all fish, ready to leap at any rotten mackeral I toss
your way. I am all powerful. I am the embodiment of true sailing! You are
all here to have communion with sailing perfection - ME!!

If a mere speck of me rubbed off on you you'd be worthy of the title
"sailor". Until that moment, if it should ever come at all, you are simply
trained fish!!

I am your captain and true superior,

RB






BE November 3rd 03 04:54 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 

I think I much prefer the posts from Capt. Neal. Neal sails, boob only talks
about it.

Capt Neal sits on his yellow banana swinging on its mooring like a

pendulum
in a clock ticking away the days, months and years he never sails.

I post sailing pictures weekly!

Capt Neal can only post a seventies vintage Cheryl Tiegs cut out on his
website - and it's cardboard!

I post pics of the Alien girls (of which there's dozens) and they're three
dimensional!

It's the same with all of you here! Only I post pictures of me sailing and
all the babes I go with. You all drool and are jealous!
I own expensive things and pay pennies on the dollar for it! I live a life
of luxury and splendor! I don't have to work! My wife is a fox! I've got

it
all and life is getting even better!!

Why? It's not luck, it's consistent dedication and consistent use of my
noggin!

That's why you are all fish, ready to leap at any rotten mackeral I toss
your way. I am all powerful. I am the embodiment of true sailing! You are
all here to have communion with sailing perfection - ME!!

If a mere speck of me rubbed off on you you'd be worthy of the title
"sailor". Until that moment, if it should ever come at all, you are simply
trained fish!!

I am your captain and true superior,

RB






Bobsprit November 3rd 03 04:58 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
I think I much prefer the posts from Capt. Neal.

Wow. Is "me" this dumb? Can't read headers and he has no boat.
Sockpuppet!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

BE November 3rd 03 07:49 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 

I made you an offer you can either put up or shut up.
BTW - what's the story with all the cracks on the underside of your bathtub?


Wow. Is "me" this dumb? Can't read headers and he has no boat.
Sockpuppet!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB




Bobsprit November 3rd 03 07:52 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
BTW - what's the story with all the cracks on the underside of your bathtub

Where is my boat, loser? Be specific. N. or S. side and where in the yard? Or
did I haul somewhere else on the Island to beat the painting regs?
Hmmmmmmm?

Duh!

Bwhwahahahahaha!

RB

Marc November 3rd 03 08:34 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
The NYSDEC painting reg's have been clarified and recinded as they
apply to individual owners painting their bottoms with unclassified
paint. See BoatUS Vol VIII November 2003. Commodore Woodroffe of the
Deep Creek Yacht Club challenged DEC's position regarding the "leased
property " requirement and the DEC backed down. I am in possession of
a copy of NYCDEC's letter, and what it boils down to is this: Marinas
and boat yards may still refuse to allow you to paint your bottom, but
it is a business decision, and not a requirement of the DEC.

03 Nov 2003 19:52:05 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

BTW - what's the story with all the cracks on the underside of your bathtub

Where is my boat, loser? Be specific. N. or S. side and where in the yard? Or
did I haul somewhere else on the Island to beat the painting regs?
Hmmmmmmm?

Duh!

Bwhwahahahahaha!

RB



Bobsprit November 3rd 03 08:45 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
The NYSDEC painting reg's have been clarified and recinded as they
apply to individual owners painting their bottoms with unclassified
paint. See BoatUS Vol VIII November 2003. Commodore Woodroffe of the
Deep Creek Yacht Club challenged DEC's position regarding the "leased
property " requirement and the DEC backed down. I am in possession of
a copy of NYCDEC's letter, and what it boils down to is this: Marinas
and boat yards may still refuse to allow you to paint your bottom, but
it is a business decision, and not a requirement of the DEC.

Jeeze, Marc! I just called my yard to tell them! I hope you're right. Any links
for this? I don't have that BoatUS issue for some reason.

R.

Bobsprit November 3rd 03 08:53 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
Jeeze, Marc! I just called my yard to tell them! I hope you're right. Any links
for this? I don't have that BoatUS issue for some reason.

Found some links. They don't work for some reason.

RB

Marc November 3rd 03 09:31 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
Give me a fax number back channel an I'll fax what I have.


On 03 Nov 2003 20:53:26 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

Jeeze, Marc! I just called my yard to tell them! I hope you're right. Any links
for this? I don't have that BoatUS issue for some reason.

Found some links. They don't work for some reason.

RB



Bobsprit November 3rd 03 09:37 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
Thanks, sending direct.


RB

Marc November 3rd 03 09:43 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
I'm sending you the original DEC requirements with the disputed
requirement flagged, a copy of the notice in the Deep Creek Yacht Club
Forum, and a copy of the NYCDEC letter of explanation signed by
Thomas J. Lynch, Chief, Pesticide Certification Section.







On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 21:31:15 GMT, Marc wrote:

Give me a fax number back channel an I'll fax what I have.


On 03 Nov 2003 20:53:26 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

Jeeze, Marc! I just called my yard to tell them! I hope you're right. Any links
for this? I don't have that BoatUS issue for some reason.

Found some links. They don't work for some reason.

RB



Boobsprocket November 3rd 03 10:44 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
Hey boob, I can get involved in that game, give me a few weeks when I'm over
at city Island on business, and I'll go over and carve my intials in your
hull that should be proof enough we know where it is.

Where is my boat, loser? Be specific. N. or S. side and where in the yard?

Or
did I haul somewhere else on the Island to beat the painting regs?
Hmmmmmmm?

Duh!

Bwhwahahahahaha!

RB




Bobsprit November 3rd 03 10:49 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
Hey boob, I can get involved in that game, give me a few weeks when I'm over
at city Island on business, and I'll go over and carve my intials in your
hull that should be proof enough we know where it is.

That'll work fine, except she's not at City Island! We went elsewhere for a lot
less.

RB

Capt. Mooron November 4th 03 12:10 AM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
$298 Cdn a year including lift out and Step????

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Hey boob, I can get involved in that game, give me a few weeks when I'm
over
| at city Island on business, and I'll go over and carve my intials in your
| hull that should be proof enough we know where it is.
|
| That'll work fine, except she's not at City Island! We went elsewhere for
a lot
| less.
|
| RB



Bobsprit November 4th 03 11:25 AM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
Got the fax, Marc and sent it to my yard. I clipped your # from the top for
privacy.

Thanks again.

RB

Bobsprit November 4th 03 02:39 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
BTW - what's the story with all the cracks on the underside of your bathtub

Where is my boat, loser? Be specific. N. or S. side and where in the yard? Or
did I haul somewhere else on the Island to beat the painting regs?
Hmmmmmmm?

And I'm STILL WAITING to hear where my boat is, dopey!!!

Bwahahahahaha! Soooo Busted!

RB

Boobsprocket November 4th 03 03:42 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
Don't worry just look for the intials carved in the side dopey.
Do you really think we don't know where you live and keep your boat. By the
time winter is over we shall see who gets the last laugh.

BTW - what's the story with all the cracks on the underside of your

bathtub

Where is my boat, loser? Be specific. N. or S. side and where in the yard?

Or
did I haul somewhere else on the Island to beat the painting regs?
Hmmmmmmm?

And I'm STILL WAITING to hear where my boat is, dopey!!!

Bwahahahahaha! Soooo Busted!

RB




Bobsprit November 4th 03 03:53 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 
Don't worry just look for the intials carved in the side dopey.
Do you really think we don't know where you live and keep your boat.

Yeah, suuuuurre you do! Just tell me, is my boat on th hard or in the water?
Bwahahahahhaha! Is the mast still up?

RB

Donal November 4th 03 10:36 PM

I'm much better than Capt Neal at bending over!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Is the mast still up?


What difference would that make?



Regards

Donal
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